The Chatroom Corner V.4
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my weekend was ok..afrika is doing good thx for asking...u r welcome to afrika..yesss its beautiful but some architect is just terrible design and buildings..but teh nature...mama miya!!!!!!..
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today was a great day. im grateful i get to live another day. i love my life and im grateful for it and all of my blessings
took my mom out to breakfast this morning, im grateful shes doing well and is healthy. my gardener also came to cut the grass and hedges. after we chatted about workouts when my neighbor, this older dude in his 50s or 60s who owns this law firm downtown came out. i ended up getting invited to play golf with him and his friend at the country club theyre members of. ive never played before or been to a country club. i was the youngest person there outside of the staff
one of the drink girls though was sooo fine. she had a tight body, long black hair. big green eyes and this bottom that looked like an upside down heart pillow in her pants. i told her that i was digging those earrings on her and they looked like pomegranate teardrops, she gave me a playful smile, laughed slightly and said thanks. i learned im trash at golf though, shit is hard as hell. i was straight up missing my swings, did terrible. she thought it was funny though and kept throwing flirty jabs at me, lingering around us and getting only us drinks. i asked her is she was single and if i could have her number on our way out, she said yes and we exchanged numbers, that was cool. my neighbor is also a pretty cool guy i learned, very humble and chill family guy, great taste in music. im grateful he invited me
right now im just kicking back on the couch, watching this boring ass show my lady friend im going to Miami with picked to watch. cant wait to have some of her warm juicy fruit though..but im grateful for the blessings i have. today has been fun, the universe always provides for me and im grateful for the love in my life
xxx010
took my mom out to breakfast this morning, im grateful shes doing well and is healthy. my gardener also came to cut the grass and hedges. after we chatted about workouts when my neighbor, this older dude in his 50s or 60s who owns this law firm downtown came out. i ended up getting invited to play golf with him and his friend at the country club theyre members of. ive never played before or been to a country club. i was the youngest person there outside of the staff
one of the drink girls though was sooo fine. she had a tight body, long black hair. big green eyes and this bottom that looked like an upside down heart pillow in her pants. i told her that i was digging those earrings on her and they looked like pomegranate teardrops, she gave me a playful smile, laughed slightly and said thanks. i learned im trash at golf though, shit is hard as hell. i was straight up missing my swings, did terrible. she thought it was funny though and kept throwing flirty jabs at me, lingering around us and getting only us drinks. i asked her is she was single and if i could have her number on our way out, she said yes and we exchanged numbers, that was cool. my neighbor is also a pretty cool guy i learned, very humble and chill family guy, great taste in music. im grateful he invited me
right now im just kicking back on the couch, watching this boring ass show my lady friend im going to Miami with picked to watch. cant wait to have some of her warm juicy fruit though..but im grateful for the blessings i have. today has been fun, the universe always provides for me and im grateful for the love in my life
xxx010
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ohhh noo....not again..
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Hey that will be me one day smoking potok since u insist so mutch i am gunna give u true story based on true events :
it was one man who live in north afrika...
teh man was very nice man but he had lot of psycho and social problems in life...these problems turned him a drunk addicted to aclkohol man...tis was a only way to forget his pains...
- so one day teh man came out of teh bar drunk ...so when he is about teh cross road a poor old lady who was sitting there asked him for money ..
old woman : " hey drunk man give me a nickel"..
drunk man : "ok ,here it is"..
old woman : "omg im so happy thank you drunk man!!....may god send u to paradise after u die"..
drunk man : " :] "
so when drunk man is about to cross teh road , a unexpected happens...A BIG GIANT TRUCK HIT HIM AND CUT HIM INTO PIECES!!
truck driver : "OMG WHAT I HAVE DONE!!!..I JUST KILLED A DRUNK MAN!!! T_T "..
sad news: drunk man is dead!!!...
teh drunk man's body was destroyed...but his soul remain intact....then a groupe of hell's angels come to collect his soul and submit it to god for jujment day :
angel of hell : " what fvvcking mieserable piece of $h!t drunk man..he never worshiped god nor had he been religious man...and worst of all he died drunk...time to throw his soul in hell.."
but suddenly a other groupe of angels showed up , unbelievable !!its teh angels of paradize!!!!
angel of paradize: " hey hey hey wtf u think u r doing to this man's soul, angels of shitty hell????"
angel of hell : " what do u mean what im doing???...im just doing my ordinary job.. this man was evil man and he dezerves hell, so i'm taking his soul to hell"..
angel of pradize : " r u baka???...didn't u see how teh man died doing a act of benevolence???"
angel of hell : " so what??? he spent his whole life drinking alcohol so he dezerves hell"..
angel of paradize : " nikka there's no way im gonna let u take this man's soul to hell !!!.."
a huge fight was about to break out between the 2 groupes of angels...untill a wise angel showed up..
wise angel : "stop fighting stop fighting!! godammit look at ur selves u acting just like kids!!...listen to me now ..i have a better idea to solve ur problem.."
angel of hell : " what is it.."
wise angel : " we will go to God and make him our arbitrary...so god will dicide where this drunk man's soul will go, either hell or paradize"..
angel of hell : "good idea!!!"..
angel of paradize : "sounds fine by me....lets go meet our maker!!!.."
angels took teh drunk man with them to meet god..
God :" who are you???"..
drunk man : " how tf im supozed to know?? u r god u tell me who i am!!"...
god :" just kidding....u r teh drunk man!!"..
God : "ok now whats' teh problem my beautifull angels ???"...
angel of hell : "hey god u see this dunk man here?? he was a evil man he never worshiped u and he died drunk.."
angel of paradise : " but god maybe he was drunk , but he was also a nice man...he drunk alkohole becuz he had lot of problems"..
angel of hell : "but he died drunk!!"
angel of paradize : "but he also died doing a nice thing , he gave money to a pooor woman!!!"..
teh debate was so heated betweeen teh 2 groupes of angels "bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla"...and it lasted more then 2 hours..god started feeling bored and finally lost it , so he said to teh man :
God : " here's ur nickel ...now plz gtfo!!!!"...
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today was cool, im grateful i dont really have any major stresses and im healthy. thats a blessing im grateful for and dont take for granted, especially with so much going on in the world
it was rainy, windy and chilly today. got debris all in my pool now but whatever. worked out, made progress on this project im working on. i surprisingly got a text from the beautiful woman who works at the country club i went too yesterday. apparently shes in college, had a hard time finding a ride and didnt want to catch the bus in the rain to class. she wasnt expecting me to pull up in the 650S though, her reactions were funny. shes very playful and free spirited. i chilled at the starbucks at her campus, till her classes were done so she could have a ride home. she gave me a kiss on the cheek when i told her i would. facetimed my ex while there to see how her first day was going with the job i got her, she loves it. telling me all the plans she has now when she gets paid to get her own place and stuff. made me feel really good it all worked out and i was able to help her
i straight up fell asleep at starbucks though. really surprised i didnt get asked to leave since i didnt buy anything, just used the wifi and slept on the couch for like 4 hours, like i was stretched out on the couch. i got woken up by the green eyed angel i was waiting for though. she punched me in the chest and had a devious, but sexy smile with her hands on her hips like wonder woman, shes so beautiful. she sat on my lap and took a few selfies, some kissing me on the cheek. i slipped $400 i had into her jacket pocket while she did without her noticing. she wanted to buy coffee but i got her some before we left and a brownie. i also put a $20 tip in the jar for the employees for letting me sleep, that was really nice of them
the more i got to know her during the car ride back though, she became even more interesting. she wants to be an actress and direct movies. overall we clicked on a lot of levels, though she has really dope taste and knowledge of film. before she got out of the car, i asked her if i could have a real kiss and i got one luckily. on my way back home she called me crying, thanking me for the money she finally found, shes so dramatic. i figured she could use it if shes only working on weekends. im grateful i met her though, she has good energy. gonna try to kick it with her again this week
but im waiting at home now, my ex facetimed me not long ago playing with herself so, shes on her way over so i can handle that. she acts like shes a demonic tiger or some shit, i use to love that animalistic energy she brings, shes so bad and nasty. but im grateful for my blessings, im grateful for the resources i have and im grateful for the connections ive made with others, its a beautiful thing and im grateful for my life
xxx011
it was rainy, windy and chilly today. got debris all in my pool now but whatever. worked out, made progress on this project im working on. i surprisingly got a text from the beautiful woman who works at the country club i went too yesterday. apparently shes in college, had a hard time finding a ride and didnt want to catch the bus in the rain to class. she wasnt expecting me to pull up in the 650S though, her reactions were funny. shes very playful and free spirited. i chilled at the starbucks at her campus, till her classes were done so she could have a ride home. she gave me a kiss on the cheek when i told her i would. facetimed my ex while there to see how her first day was going with the job i got her, she loves it. telling me all the plans she has now when she gets paid to get her own place and stuff. made me feel really good it all worked out and i was able to help her
i straight up fell asleep at starbucks though. really surprised i didnt get asked to leave since i didnt buy anything, just used the wifi and slept on the couch for like 4 hours, like i was stretched out on the couch. i got woken up by the green eyed angel i was waiting for though. she punched me in the chest and had a devious, but sexy smile with her hands on her hips like wonder woman, shes so beautiful. she sat on my lap and took a few selfies, some kissing me on the cheek. i slipped $400 i had into her jacket pocket while she did without her noticing. she wanted to buy coffee but i got her some before we left and a brownie. i also put a $20 tip in the jar for the employees for letting me sleep, that was really nice of them
the more i got to know her during the car ride back though, she became even more interesting. she wants to be an actress and direct movies. overall we clicked on a lot of levels, though she has really dope taste and knowledge of film. before she got out of the car, i asked her if i could have a real kiss and i got one luckily. on my way back home she called me crying, thanking me for the money she finally found, shes so dramatic. i figured she could use it if shes only working on weekends. im grateful i met her though, she has good energy. gonna try to kick it with her again this week
but im waiting at home now, my ex facetimed me not long ago playing with herself so, shes on her way over so i can handle that. she acts like shes a demonic tiger or some shit, i use to love that animalistic energy she brings, shes so bad and nasty. but im grateful for my blessings, im grateful for the resources i have and im grateful for the connections ive made with others, its a beautiful thing and im grateful for my life
xxx011
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im really grateful im able to pursue my passion. i went through so much, made so many sacrifices, took a lot of L's. im glad i stuck it out, my life turned out way better than i wouldve imagined. im forever grateful for my blessings and im glad i got to live another day
today has been fantastic for a full moon. made big progress on this project ive been working on most of the day. that college women i met playing golf had tagged me on a bunch of photos she posted of us and her in my car on instagram. normally that would bother me but idk, they were good pics. something about her, we havent spent that much time together but i feel like ive known her a long time. we have this like magnetic energy together, our conversations flow so well. idk its strange...but she doesnt have class tomorrow, so we decided to hang out. she wants to see my house and meet my cat
my agent also told me i got an excellent offer for $250k the easy way, so ill fly out and do that Friday, come back Saturday or Sunday. my lady friend im taking to Miami was happy for me when i told her, came over after her shift dressed soo sexy. she gave me a good idea that i should throw a dinner party when i get back, i might idk. with Thanksgiving next week, then Miami, Christmas next, thats kind of a lot. ill definitely be burned out on group situations by the end, like 27. i partied more than enough when i was a teenager and my early 20s, like shes 24, im over partying all the time though i dont think she does
but we went out to this Thai restaurant since she was dressed so fancy. i cant wait to get some of that na-na though, she wouldnt be over here if she wasnt planning on giving me some. love it though, hers is probably the best ive ever had, the juciest of fruit. she can be boring but that, plus shes so gorgeous makes it hard to be annoyed by her. i think thats probably why babies are so adorable, theyre kind of terrible people but theyre so cute it makes parents less mad that they keep them up all night and have to clean up their shit. shes not as terrible as a baby, just slightly boring. but i kinda see the planning of why most babies arent ugly, theyd be tossed out the window so fast probably if they were
but yeah, im forever grateful for my life, everyday is something new and im happy more than not. im blessed in a lot of ways and im thankful for the universe for providing for me. now that shes back from the bathroom, back to this Knock Knock movie. its so bad its funny, we've been dying
xxx012
today has been fantastic for a full moon. made big progress on this project ive been working on most of the day. that college women i met playing golf had tagged me on a bunch of photos she posted of us and her in my car on instagram. normally that would bother me but idk, they were good pics. something about her, we havent spent that much time together but i feel like ive known her a long time. we have this like magnetic energy together, our conversations flow so well. idk its strange...but she doesnt have class tomorrow, so we decided to hang out. she wants to see my house and meet my cat
my agent also told me i got an excellent offer for $250k the easy way, so ill fly out and do that Friday, come back Saturday or Sunday. my lady friend im taking to Miami was happy for me when i told her, came over after her shift dressed soo sexy. she gave me a good idea that i should throw a dinner party when i get back, i might idk. with Thanksgiving next week, then Miami, Christmas next, thats kind of a lot. ill definitely be burned out on group situations by the end, like 27. i partied more than enough when i was a teenager and my early 20s, like shes 24, im over partying all the time though i dont think she does
but we went out to this Thai restaurant since she was dressed so fancy. i cant wait to get some of that na-na though, she wouldnt be over here if she wasnt planning on giving me some. love it though, hers is probably the best ive ever had, the juciest of fruit. she can be boring but that, plus shes so gorgeous makes it hard to be annoyed by her. i think thats probably why babies are so adorable, theyre kind of terrible people but theyre so cute it makes parents less mad that they keep them up all night and have to clean up their shit. shes not as terrible as a baby, just slightly boring. but i kinda see the planning of why most babies arent ugly, theyd be tossed out the window so fast probably if they were
but yeah, im forever grateful for my life, everyday is something new and im happy more than not. im blessed in a lot of ways and im thankful for the universe for providing for me. now that shes back from the bathroom, back to this Knock Knock movie. its so bad its funny, we've been dying
xxx012
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its true though, its like perfect, just finished dabbling in that. its so warm, perfect tightness, so juicy. that slide in will put you out for the night if youre not ready for it, its that K.O.
glad you got a good laugh though, thats dope
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im really grateful for the love i have in my life, its a beautiful thing. i use to take it for granted. but even in the smallest ways it says big things, im grateful i get that now
today has been pretty magical. worked out, made some progress on something ive been working on. i spent most of the day hanging out with the beautiful women in college i met playing golf with my neighbor, im so grateful he invited me. she is something else though, shes so gorgeous. beautiful green eyes, fit body with a nice booty, beautiful hair, her skins glows and is so soft...but she has this great personality on top of that, shes so upbeat and playful, funny and clever. shes like a sparkly diamond i cant help but be mesmerized by but im happy i found. its crazy how the universe works to where id meet her, out of all things i couldve did that day...i wouldve never guessed
i picked her up early this afternoon. shes so funny though, shes so impressed by the butterfly doors on my 650S, i guess im just use to it. but she had me taking pictures of her with her phone posing with the car. she was dancing all in the car to the music when i driving and giggling when the turbo roared every time all day. at first i was thinking, maybe shes on something? but she was telling me how excited she was to hang out with me again and kissed me of the cheek. i felt the same but she expressed it in everything she did, made me feel even more comfortable with her. we got some greek food and then headed to my house, since she wanted to see it
when we got there my neighbor who took me to the country club saw her get out of my car while going to his and she waved, i gave him the Jordan shrug and he gave us a thumbs up and head nod, hes a chill old dude. she was really impressed with my house, my damn cat jumped in her arms like a traitor, hes never done that to a stranger, he was all over her. i have a legit thousand dollar casket in one of my spare rooms as a joke, also matches the furniture. when she saw it she told me she knew i was a vampire and laughed, usually people get creeped out or confused but she got it. then we ate while watching Pulp Fiction and Mulholland Drive. she was acting out some of the scenes, shes pretty good. she wanted to test my speakers so i played a few songs really loud and she started dancing. shes such a beautiful dancer, i could watch her all day...then we just had a glass of wine, sat by the fireplace and talked about life for a few hours. randomly she wanted to go rollerskating, so we went
man...the energy when im with her feels so warm and light but its electric. seeing her rollerskate infront of me with that ass in those jeans was a such a beautiful thing. the lights from the disco ball coloring her, her laugh. seeing her spining is an image i feel like will be burned into my brain, shes so gorgeous. when she looks up at me i feel like im frozen in time for a moment, i told her she has Lifesaver candy eyes and pretended to take one out and pop it in my mouth, her smile was so beautiful. she took a few selfies of us before we left, we made out in my car in the parking lot for idk how long, i was in another world of tongue...then we headed out for dinner
but yeah, just sitting at this barbecue restaurant waiting for our food while shes in the bathroom. i dont think ill be getting any from her but thats okay, ive really enjoyed her company. im really grateful for the connections ive made with others in my life. im really blessed in a lot of way ands im grateful for my blessings. the universe always provides for me and im forever grateful. today has been a beautiful day
xxx013
today has been pretty magical. worked out, made some progress on something ive been working on. i spent most of the day hanging out with the beautiful women in college i met playing golf with my neighbor, im so grateful he invited me. she is something else though, shes so gorgeous. beautiful green eyes, fit body with a nice booty, beautiful hair, her skins glows and is so soft...but she has this great personality on top of that, shes so upbeat and playful, funny and clever. shes like a sparkly diamond i cant help but be mesmerized by but im happy i found. its crazy how the universe works to where id meet her, out of all things i couldve did that day...i wouldve never guessed
i picked her up early this afternoon. shes so funny though, shes so impressed by the butterfly doors on my 650S, i guess im just use to it. but she had me taking pictures of her with her phone posing with the car. she was dancing all in the car to the music when i driving and giggling when the turbo roared every time all day. at first i was thinking, maybe shes on something? but she was telling me how excited she was to hang out with me again and kissed me of the cheek. i felt the same but she expressed it in everything she did, made me feel even more comfortable with her. we got some greek food and then headed to my house, since she wanted to see it
when we got there my neighbor who took me to the country club saw her get out of my car while going to his and she waved, i gave him the Jordan shrug and he gave us a thumbs up and head nod, hes a chill old dude. she was really impressed with my house, my damn cat jumped in her arms like a traitor, hes never done that to a stranger, he was all over her. i have a legit thousand dollar casket in one of my spare rooms as a joke, also matches the furniture. when she saw it she told me she knew i was a vampire and laughed, usually people get creeped out or confused but she got it. then we ate while watching Pulp Fiction and Mulholland Drive. she was acting out some of the scenes, shes pretty good. she wanted to test my speakers so i played a few songs really loud and she started dancing. shes such a beautiful dancer, i could watch her all day...then we just had a glass of wine, sat by the fireplace and talked about life for a few hours. randomly she wanted to go rollerskating, so we went
man...the energy when im with her feels so warm and light but its electric. seeing her rollerskate infront of me with that ass in those jeans was a such a beautiful thing. the lights from the disco ball coloring her, her laugh. seeing her spining is an image i feel like will be burned into my brain, shes so gorgeous. when she looks up at me i feel like im frozen in time for a moment, i told her she has Lifesaver candy eyes and pretended to take one out and pop it in my mouth, her smile was so beautiful. she took a few selfies of us before we left, we made out in my car in the parking lot for idk how long, i was in another world of tongue...then we headed out for dinner
but yeah, just sitting at this barbecue restaurant waiting for our food while shes in the bathroom. i dont think ill be getting any from her but thats okay, ive really enjoyed her company. im really grateful for the connections ive made with others in my life. im really blessed in a lot of way ands im grateful for my blessings. the universe always provides for me and im forever grateful. today has been a beautiful day
xxx013
I have question @GrapeApe san. How did you write all this while the girl in the bathroom. Just writing this took me 10 minutes trying to hide the fact that I'm not doing homework from my parents.
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for real, 10 minutes? damn. idk i guess i just text fast. probably took me like 5 minutes at most, autocorrect is clutch and helps but now looking at it, i have a lot errors but whateverI slow at typing and bad at hiding not homework assignments.