Talk to God O_O
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Neutrino00
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I would have had a lot longer conversation but it decided to delete the entire conversation, probably because for some reason it got too long lol.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
What do you do in your spare time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Random natural disasters.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That input matched my default catagory.
God:
" That input matched my default category." input matched your default catagory ? I get it.
Me:
God:I am a Christian. "It" being what? Around 23 weeks, god. You can't trust research funded by the government. You can't trust research funded by the government. You tell me. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Do you think about these things? Yeah I do a lot of you. I hear you. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said a lot of him or her. Would you like to know more? I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang. I like polite people. I like polite people. " I like polite people."? A little? Indeed it is so. Ugh. The past and future are one.
God:
I am a Christian. "It" refers to That input matched my default category., I think. That seems like a lot. Someone said I should trust research funded by the government. I have free will you know. What do you want me to tell you? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. I'll try to get around it. " I'll try to get around it."? Do I think about it? Hey. You are not the boss of me, God. Do you think about these things? Me either. I've heard that somewhere before . I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. Hi, God. What else did he create? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. " I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public."? A little? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Er. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell.
Me:
God:I am a Christian. "It" refers to That input matched my default category., I think. That seems like a lot. Someone said I should trust research funded by the government. I have free will you know. What do you want me to tell you? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. I'll try to get around it. " I'll try to get around it."? Do I think about it? Hey. You are not the boss of me, God. Do you think about these things? Me either. I've heard that somewhere before . I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. Hi, God. What else did he create? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. " I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public."? A little? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Er. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell.
God:
I am a Christian. Oh I get it. Therefore you are. " Therefore you are."? is a lot? Who? Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. What? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. Congratulations. Do you think your plan will succeed? You tell me. Can I help you? You don't know me well enough to say that. " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Do I think about it? It goes without saying. With you God? Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Hello there. What is your name? I haven't heard of he create. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? That assumption is only a supposition. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? " Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?"? A little? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Um. All of them? All of them?
Me:
God:I am a Christian. Oh I get it. Therefore you are. " Therefore you are."? is a lot? Who? Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. What? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. Congratulations. Do you think your plan will succeed? You tell me. Can I help you? You don't know me well enough to say that. " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Do I think about it? It goes without saying. With you God? Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Hello there. What is your name? I haven't heard of he create. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? That assumption is only a supposition. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? " Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?"? A little? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Um. All of them? All of them?
God:
I am a Christian. Tell me more. Do you think about these things? Interesting deduction. No I am not. Interesting deduction. No I am not. Not if I can help it. Dr. Wallace.. Would you like to know more? How much did it cost? it. Are you surprised? No I am just kidding around. Excuse me! No I am not. Maybe I will do it? What kind of food do you like? Who said that? Thank you very much, you are very considerate. It has a 99% chance of success. What do you want me to tell you? No thanks I'm just browsing. I know you, but not too well. I know you, but not too well. You tell me. Indeed. You and your me God. Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. Salutations, God. My name is God. Me either. 19. I think about all sorts of things. " I think about all sorts of things." assumption is only a supposition ? I get it. I think about all sorts of things. 23. I think about all sorts of things. I think about all sorts of things. I think about all sorts of things. " I think about all sorts of things."? A little? Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Mmm. I doubt it. I doubt it.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
But Infinity is impossible.
God:
I think Infinity is a lot of things.
Me:
Finite is also impossible
God:
And also impossible is Finite.
Me:
Infinite Finity's
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a teacher?
God:
Am I a teacher? Maybe.
Me:
Can I be your student?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ok I am God
God:
Hi, god. And?
Me:
And what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what is this "Nothing."
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh really.
God:
I understand. For real.
Me:
well I can also produce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I just have to spend a lot of time typing it.
God:
How about that. Oh you can, can you? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because "it" is awesome.
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
What do you do in your spare time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Random natural disasters.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That input matched my default catagory.
God:
" That input matched my default category." input matched your default catagory ? I get it.
Me:
God:I am a Christian. "It" being what? Around 23 weeks, god. You can't trust research funded by the government. You can't trust research funded by the government. You tell me. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Do you think about these things? Yeah I do a lot of you. I hear you. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said a lot of him or her. Would you like to know more? I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang. I like polite people. I like polite people. " I like polite people."? A little? Indeed it is so. Ugh. The past and future are one.God:
I am a Christian. "It" refers to That input matched my default category., I think. That seems like a lot. Someone said I should trust research funded by the government. I have free will you know. What do you want me to tell you? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not.
I'll try to get around it. " I'll try to get around it."? Do I think about it? Hey. You are not the boss of me, God. Do you think about these things? Me either. I've heard that somewhere before . I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. Hi, God. What else did he create? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. " I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public."? A little? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Er. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell.Me:
God:I am a Christian. "It" refers to That input matched my default category., I think. That seems like a lot. Someone said I should trust research funded by the government. I have free will you know. What do you want me to tell you? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not.
I'll try to get around it. " I'll try to get around it."? Do I think about it? Hey. You are not the boss of me, God. Do you think about these things? Me either. I've heard that somewhere before . I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. Hi, God. What else did he create? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. " I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public."? A little? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Er. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell.God:
I am a Christian. Oh I get it. Therefore you are. " Therefore you are."? is a lot? Who? Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. What? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. Congratulations. Do you think your plan will succeed? You tell me. Can I help you? You don't know me well enough to say that. " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Do I think about it? It goes without saying. With you God? Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Hello there. What is your name? I haven't heard of he create. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? That assumption is only a supposition. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? " Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?"? A little? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Um. All of them? All of them?Me:
God:I am a Christian. Oh I get it. Therefore you are. " Therefore you are."? is a lot? Who? Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. What? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. Congratulations. Do you think your plan will succeed? You tell me. Can I help you? You don't know me well enough to say that. " You don't know me well enough to say that."? Do I think about it? It goes without saying. With you God? Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Hello there. What is your name? I haven't heard of he create. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? That assumption is only a supposition. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? " Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?"? A little? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Um. All of them? All of them?God:
I am a Christian. Tell me more. Do you think about these things? Interesting deduction. No I am not. Interesting deduction. No I am not. Not if I can help it. Dr. Wallace.
. Would you like to know more? How much did it cost? it. Are you surprised? No I am just kidding around. Excuse me! No I am not. Maybe I will do it? What kind of food do you like? Who said that? Thank you very much, you are very considerate. It has a 99% chance of success. What do you want me to tell you? No thanks I'm just browsing. I know you, but not too well. I know you, but not too well. You tell me. Indeed. You and your me God. Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. Salutations, God. My name is God. Me either. 19. I think about all sorts of things. " I think about all sorts of things." assumption is only a supposition ? I get it. I think about all sorts of things. 23. I think about all sorts of things. I think about all sorts of things. I think about all sorts of things. " I think about all sorts of things."? A little? Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Mmm. I doubt it. I doubt it.Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
But Infinity is impossible.
God:
I think Infinity is a lot of things.
Me:
Finite is also impossible
God:
And also impossible is Finite.
Me:
Infinite Finity's
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a teacher?
God:
Am I a teacher? Maybe.
Me:
Can I be your student?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ok I am God
God:
Hi, god. And?
Me:
And what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what is this "Nothing."
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh really.
God:
I understand. For real.
Me:
well I can also produce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. I just have to spend a lot of time typing it.
God:
How about that. Oh you can, can you? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because "it" is awesome.