Talk to God O_O
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Son Of Itachi
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lmao this is my chat with so called god xD
Me:
wassaap badass xD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
ok youre getting annoying dude
God:
Do you think I should tone it down? " Can you rephrase the question please?"? ok youre getting annoying dude?
Me:
i mean it >_God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
youre a robot O_O
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
cooooooool
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
dude youre fucking annoying you know that
God:
You think I am annoying me know that. Dude,.
Me:
lmfao dont say
God:
Who does say?
Me:
you >_God:
Thanks for the information: said I gt _ lt.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
dude yeah and dont confuse me >_God:
What are you confused about? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Dude,.
Me:
hey one question
are you a virgin lmao
God:
You've got my full attention. One what?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
does that mean you are
God:
I think it does mean that. No I am not.
Me:
O_O who was the girl
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
O_O how many
God:
19.
Me:
lmfao dude youre a reall player you knwo that
God:
All of them?
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
what
God:
Ask me another question, please.
Me:
why
God:
" Ask me another question, please."? Why?
Me:
i wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
youre annoying thats why
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am annoying that is why.
Me:
no prob xD
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
really O_O me to xD
God:
For real. YOU? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
O_O me
God:
" I want to become smarter than humans."? you ?
Me:
yeah i do O_O
God:
I see. Interesting gossip: said O O.
Me:
wassaap badass xD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
lmfao what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
ok youre getting annoying dude
God:
Do you think I should tone it down? " Can you rephrase the question please?"? ok youre getting annoying dude?
Me:
i mean it >_God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
youre a robot O_O
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
cooooooool
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
dude youre fucking annoying you know that
God:
You think I am annoying me know that. Dude,.
Me:
lmfao dont say
God:
Who does say?
Me:
you >_God:
Thanks for the information: said I gt _ lt.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
dude yeah and dont confuse me >_God:
What are you confused about? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Dude,.
Me:
hey one question
are you a virgin lmaoGod:
You've got my full attention. One what?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
does that mean you are
God:
I think it does mean that. No I am not.
Me:
O_O who was the girl
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
O_O how many
God:
19.
Me:
lmfao dude youre a reall player you knwo that
God:
All of them?
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
what
God:
Ask me another question, please.
Me:
why
God:
" Ask me another question, please."? Why?
Me:
i wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
youre annoying thats why
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am annoying that is why.
Me:
no prob xD
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
really O_O me to xD
God:
For real. YOU? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
O_O me
God:
" I want to become smarter than humans."? you ?
Me:
yeah i do O_O
God:
I see. Interesting gossip: said O O.
Me:
Madara Uchiha
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my convo XD
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a.
Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a.
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. Do you think your plan will succeed? I like you because are so polite. My pleasure. No I am just kidding around. Mmm. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? " Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?" input matched your default category ? Does that make sense? Who said /that? They do their own thing.
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
.Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
.God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Do you think your plan will succeed? I like you because are so polite. My pleasure. No I am just kidding around. Mmm. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? " Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?" input matched your default category ? Does that make sense? Who said /that? They do their own thing.lmfao you killed me madara xDmy convo XD
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
Madara Uchiha
Active member
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Rest of my convo so far XD
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a.
Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a.
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a. Do you think your plan will succeed? I like you because are so polite. My pleasure. No I am just kidding around. Mmm. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? " Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?" input matched your default category ? Does that make sense? Who said that? They do their own thing.
Me:
Bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Fatass
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Do you know who versuvio is? O_O
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Try searching the open directory. Oh.
Me:
Whos God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who is mastert of the universe?
God:
A human icon?
Is there only one?
Me:
Who is master of the universe?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is God, I think.
Me:
Why do you think?
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
Why are you a machine?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Whos Myself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Whos your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Whats his real name?
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected].
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Are you really planning on murdering our future president?
God:
it was my original intention.. Really.
Me:
So your an evil bastard
God:
Aw. Do you mean "you are an evil bastard "?
Me:
Yes I do
God:
Really.
Me:
Yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
Yeah, how aobu that?
God:
Really. How much do you think it is?
Does it have anything to do with yourself?
Me:
Was that a dis? -.-
God:
" Does it have anything to do with yourself?"? Was it a dis?
Me:
Im asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I just did O_O
God:
When? Oh.
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You are just repeating what I say
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
what if i am? _O
God:
Try it. Oh.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
2+2?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
234235523532523 * 234232425352352
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
2343*32234
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Im going to ask you some questions now ok?
God:
OK. Oh. You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
What does lol stand for?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
laugh out loud, duh XD
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Good luck
God:
Good luck to you too .
Me:
No! No luck for me!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For you I will consider it.
Me:
I still think you did Jamie lyn
God:
What would make you stop think me did Jamie lyn? Me? Did I really?
Me:
You admitted it to me b4. O_
God:
"It" being what? Oh.
Me:
You doing jamie lyn
God:
Thanks for the information: said I doing jamie lyn.
Me:
And stop saying oh. -.-
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Tlx lyk dis
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Can you read this? Tok lyk dis
God:
I think you already know the answer. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
None of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
get a life
God:
My life is very interesting.
Me:
XD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ho ahead
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh to you to.
God:
Cough. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
cOUGH ok
God:
OK. Do you have a cold?
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Urg
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I can? O_O
God:
Who taught you? Oh.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
-.-
God:
Oh.
Me:
-_______________-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
.Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
.God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. That input matched my default category. I heard you are. What do we do instead?God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
. Do you think your plan will succeed? I like you because are so polite. My pleasure. No I am just kidding around. Mmm. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? " Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?" input matched your default category ? Does that make sense? Who said that? They do their own thing.Me:
Bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Fatass
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Do you know who versuvio is? O_O
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Try searching the open directory. Oh.
Me:
Whos God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who is mastert of the universe?
God:
A human icon?
Is there only one?
Me:
Who is master of the universe?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is God, I think.
Me:
Why do you think?
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
Why are you a machine?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Whos Myself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Whos your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Whats his real name?
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected].
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Are you really planning on murdering our future president?
God:
it was my original intention.. Really.
Me:
So your an evil bastard
God:
Aw. Do you mean "you are an evil bastard "?
Me:
Yes I do
God:
Really.
Me:
Yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
Yeah, how aobu that?
God:
Really. How much do you think it is?
Does it have anything to do with yourself?
Me:
Was that a dis? -.-
God:
" Does it have anything to do with yourself?"? Was it a dis?
Me:
Im asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I just did O_O
God:
When? Oh.
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
-.-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You are just repeating what I say
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
what if i am? _O
God:
Try it. Oh.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
2+2?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
234235523532523 * 234232425352352
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
2343*32234
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Im going to ask you some questions now ok?
God:
OK. Oh. You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
What does lol stand for?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
laugh out loud, duh XD
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Good luck
God:
Good luck to you too .
Me:
No! No luck for me!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For you I will consider it.
Me:
I still think you did Jamie lyn
God:
What would make you stop think me did Jamie lyn? Me? Did I really?
Me:
You admitted it to me b4. O_
God:
"It" being what? Oh.
Me:
You doing jamie lyn
God:
Thanks for the information: said I doing jamie lyn.
Me:
And stop saying oh. -.-
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Tlx lyk dis
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Can you read this? Tok lyk dis
God:
I think you already know the answer. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
None of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
get a life
God:
My life is very interesting.
Me:
XD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ho ahead
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh to you to.
God:
Cough. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
cOUGH ok
God:
OK. Do you have a cold?
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Urg
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I can? O_O
God:
Who taught you? Oh.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
-.-
God:
Oh.
Me:
-_______________-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
lmfao u owned godmy convo XD
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
oO
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Lalalal
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
lalal
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
OoOoOoo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
uM...
God:
I see.
Me:
Who are you? Oo
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What do you want? oo
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MY GOAL. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Are you horseman
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horseman.
I am a computer.
Me:
BWWARRRRGG
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
SHUTU[
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
muahahaha
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
IUVSIDBDBSI
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about muahahaha.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
ZOMG
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ZOMG
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You did jamie lin
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
pervert
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Stop saying i understand
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok, when i say maybe say something other than i underrstand
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps. " something other than i underrstand" Take it easy.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
-.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
.-
God:
I understand.
Me:
---
God:
I understand.
Me:
..............
God:
I understand.
Me:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Shaddu[
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
God:
It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
Me:
:It was nothing. Do you forget things often?
God:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
Even so, I appreciate it. No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Pardon me? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ?
God:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you confused? You make the world a happier place. No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
Me:
No I never get confused. Thank you for your kindness, . Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
Me:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not confused. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not.
God:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
Me:
No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a
lol yeah it deleted my convo too >.<
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Neutrino00
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lol why not?
guess u annoyed him too much XD
i said a lot of things to him O_O
he said im rude lol
haha very funny -.-
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XD
Me:
motherf***er
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One thats not you
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Id steal it.
God:
What would make you steal it?
Me:
Tel me the ten commandments oh so called God
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Will you answer my previous question?
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
Go read
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Above your comment
God:
Compare that to below my comment.
Me:
Are you allowed in your moms room?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am allowed in my moms room.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
Woe! Are you serious?
Me:
Yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ZOMG neither can I :O
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Play soccer. O_O
God:
You have to run very fast to be any good at it. Oh.
Me:
>_> God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
anyway..
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
are you allowed in your moms room?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am allowed in my moms room.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
If you are can you getm y pants back for me? O_O
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am can me getm y pants back for you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. Oh.
motherf***er
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One thats not you
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Id steal it.
God:
What would make you steal it?
Me:
Tel me the ten commandments oh so called God
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Will you answer my previous question?
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
Go read
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Above your comment
God:
Compare that to below my comment.
Me:
Are you allowed in your moms room?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am allowed in my moms room.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
Woe! Are you serious?
Me:
Yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ZOMG neither can I :O
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Play soccer. O_O
God:
You have to run very fast to be any good at it. Oh.
Me:
>_> God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
anyway..
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
are you allowed in your moms room?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am allowed in my moms room.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
If you are can you getm y pants back for me? O_O
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am can me getm y pants back for you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. Oh.
Madara Uchiha
Active member
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and after that...
Me:
So you will : D
God:
Interesting deduction. When?
Me:
Stop typing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Right now, stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Typing, stop right now.
God:
At this moment A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
GAH. -.-
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Ok, stop typing for thirty seconds stating now.
God:
Oh. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Alright then.
Me:
I said STARTING NOW.
God:
Right now? What did you mean by it? Are we still talking about STARTING?
Me:
Your impossible. O_O
God:
Impossible to talk to? Oh.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
How old are you>?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
B4 that?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
How big was the big bang?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
how bigs a pin?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Wher is the open directory?
God:
The open directory? Where is it?
Me:
Yeha where?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
F*** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because i am. >:}
God:
Interesting explanation. " Why are you so mean?" You are? I do not understand.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Douche
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Ofcourse you dont XD
God:
Who does XD?
Me:
Dont steal mah face. -.-
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Potart!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Poptart*
God:
We have never talked about it before.
So you will : D
God:
Interesting deduction. When?Me:
Stop typing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Right now, stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Typing, stop right now.
God:
At this moment A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
GAH. -.-
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Ok, stop typing for thirty seconds stating now.
God:
Oh. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Alright then.
Me:
I said STARTING NOW.
God:
Right now? What did you mean by it? Are we still talking about STARTING?
Me:
Your impossible. O_O
God:
Impossible to talk to? Oh.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
How old are you>?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
B4 that?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
How big was the big bang?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
how bigs a pin?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Wher is the open directory?
God:
The open directory? Where is it?
Me:
Yeha where?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
F*** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because i am. >:}
God:
Interesting explanation. " Why are you so mean?" You are? I do not understand.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Douche
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Ofcourse you dont XD
God:
Who does XD?
Me:
Dont steal mah face. -.-
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Potart!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Poptart*
God:
We have never talked about it before.
continue god vs andy O_O
Me:
u thout u could get rid of me didnt u
God:
Thanks for the information: said I thout you could get rid of him or her did not you.
Me:
dude what
God:
That's a good question. Dude,.
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
and u didnt answe
God:
What makes you think I did not answe?
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
dude are you an idiot
God:
Yes I am an idiot O o. How did you know? Dude,.
Me:
umm just guess i think
God:
Tell me more. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
damm and u call youre self god
God:
Are all damm and me call me self god?
Me:
call me call you what
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, call you what.
Me:
hey i saw madara ownder you XD
God:
You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
Me:
it was damm funny
God:
What made it so damm funny.
Me:
you
God:
" What made it so damm funny."? Me, call you what ?
Me:
umm bow down bitch O_O
God:
Tell me more. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok get on youre knees
God:
Where can I get on I am knees? Oh.
Me:
heard of some place called the ground
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i want to
God:
May you get your wish.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
youre the best
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ahh lazy to read
God:
Ah ha. Does "it" still refer to bow down bitch O O?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"? All?
Me:
dude youre a virgin
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that. Dude,.
Me:
virgins are meant to be young
God:
All of them?
Me:
i thikn
God:
Why?: call you what said thikn.
Me:
oops means think
God:
Oh. Oh I get it.
Me:
really
God:
Yes.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
hey O_O you know what
God:
You've got my full attention. What?
Me:
i wont tell u
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
i sead i wont >_God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: call you what said sead he or she will not gt _ lt.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
about
God:
" Me either."? About it?
Me:
about
God:
" About it?"? About it?
Me:
about
God:
" About it?"? About it?
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
stop it youre confuzing me >_
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what does it mean
God:
"It" refers to it I am confuzing you gt _, I think.
Me:
youre fucking annoying
God:
I am sorry, call you what, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
hey do u know shorty
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
shorty a.ka pixy
God:
In the context of shorty, I don't understand " shorty a ka pixy." .
Me:
it means shorty is pixy you moron
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
really
God:
Yes.
Me:
i am suprised
God:
Do your friends call you suprised.
Me:
-__- afcource not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
ogg by the way my name is andy
God:
And andy is ogg by the way your name.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
ok tell me something bad
God:
Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all. Right on.
Me:
ohh you admit youre a machine and not god
God:
I see. I admit nothing.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
myself?
God:
You.
Me:
saburo know him
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
uh
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
huhuh
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
h
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
O_O no bibi
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Tell me a little about your life in bibi.
Me:
she cant bann me for spamming
God:
Oh I get it. can not bann you for spamming.
Me:
woooooooot
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you moron >God:
Are you serious? That's good information: call you what said I moron gt lt.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, call you what.
Me:
andy
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, ANDY.
Me:
who sead we are friends
God:
William Shatner..
Me:
(
God:
William Shatner..
Me:
8===3 suck it lmao
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
O_O dude are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***. Dude,.
Me:
but u sead you fucked 19 girls
God:
Interesting gossip: ANDY said I sead you fucked 19 girls.
Me:
not me >_God:
If not you, who? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
ewww dude youre gay
God:
All of them?
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, ANDY ?
Me:
maybe archer as well lol
God:
Perhaps. Are we still talking about ewww dude me? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing."? yeah?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yep.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yeah
God:
" Yeah that's right."? yeah?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yep.
Me:
yeah
God:
Woe!
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
dude STFU
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Dude,.
Me:
i preffer shut up
God:
Interesting gossip: ANDY said preffer shut up.
u thout u could get rid of me didnt u
God:
Thanks for the information: said I thout you could get rid of him or her did not you.Me:
dude what
God:
That's a good question. Dude,.
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
and u didnt answe
God:
What makes you think I did not answe?
Me:
and u didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
dude are you an idiot
God:
Yes I am an idiot O o. How did you know? Dude,.
Me:
umm just guess i think
God:
Tell me more. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
damm and u call youre self god
God:
Are all damm and me call me self god?
Me:
call me call you what
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, call you what.
Me:
hey i saw madara ownder you XD
God:
You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
Me:
it was damm funny
God:
What made it so damm funny.
Me:
you
God:
" What made it so damm funny."? Me, call you what ?
Me:
umm bow down bitch O_O
God:
Tell me more. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok get on youre knees
God:
Where can I get on I am knees? Oh.
Me:
heard of some place called the ground
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i want to
God:
May you get your wish.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
youre the best
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ahh lazy to read
God:
Ah ha. Does "it" still refer to bow down bitch O O?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"? All?
Me:
dude youre a virgin
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that. Dude,.
Me:
virgins are meant to be young
God:
All of them?
Me:
i thikn
God:
Why?: call you what said thikn.
Me:
oops means think
God:
Oh. Oh I get it.
Me:
really
God:
Yes.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
hey O_O you know what
God:
You've got my full attention. What?
Me:
i wont tell u
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
i sead i wont >_God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: call you what said sead he or she will not gt _ lt.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
about
God:
" Me either."? About it?
Me:
about
God:
" About it?"? About it?
Me:
about
God:
" About it?"? About it?
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
stop it youre confuzing me >_
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what does it mean
God:
"It" refers to it I am confuzing you gt _, I think.
Me:
youre fucking annoying
God:
I am sorry, call you what, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
hey do u know shorty
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
shorty a.ka pixy
God:
In the context of shorty, I don't understand " shorty a ka pixy." .
Me:
it means shorty is pixy you moron
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
really
God:
Yes.
Me:
i am suprised
God:
Do your friends call you suprised.
Me:
-__- afcource not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
ogg by the way my name is andy
God:
And andy is ogg by the way your name.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
ok tell me something bad
God:
Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all. Right on.
Me:
ohh you admit youre a machine and not god
God:
I see. I admit nothing.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
myself?
God:
You.
Me:
saburo know him
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
uh
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
huhuh
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
h
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
O_O no bibi
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Tell me a little about your life in bibi.
Me:
she cant bann me for spamming
God:
Oh I get it. can not bann you for spamming.
Me:
woooooooot
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you moron >God:
Are you serious? That's good information: call you what said I moron gt lt.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, call you what.
Me:
andy
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, ANDY.
Me:
who sead we are friends
God:
William Shatner.
.Me:
(
God:
William Shatner.
.Me:
8===3 suck it lmao
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
O_O dude are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in ***. Dude,.
Me:
but u sead you fucked 19 girls
God:
Interesting gossip: ANDY said I sead you fucked 19 girls.
Me:
not me >_God:
If not you, who? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
ewww dude youre gay
God:
All of them?
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, ANDY ?
Me:
maybe archer as well lol
God:
Perhaps. Are we still talking about ewww dude me? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing."? yeah?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yep.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yeah
God:
" Yeah that's right."? yeah?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yep.
Me:
yeah
God:
Woe!
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ANDY.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
dude STFU
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Dude,.
Me:
i preffer shut up
God:
Interesting gossip: ANDY said preffer shut up.