Tai with Gobi Sensei

[McRazor]

*waits for Gobi Sensei and while waiting does some stretching exercises*

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Very good, is this your first training session in Taijutsu?

 

[McRazor]

Yes, Sensei!

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Okay, start by telling me everything you know about Taijutsu.

 

[McRazor]

Taijutsu, in my own words, means beating the s**t out of someone
Taijutsu are techniques that don't require chakra and hand seals and are very quick and hard to dodge because it's a short range, "hand-to-hand" battle. Almost every shinobi uses taijutsu and masters of taijutsu are Guy and his student Rock Lee.

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Okay O__O' Well, let's start with some training! Do 100 push ups.

 

[McRazor]

Alright Sensei!

"I've already done 500 with Alucard Sensei, this should be a piece of cake!"

*starts doing pushups...1...2..3...after a few min...99...100*

Done Sensei, what's next?

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

O'really now? >_> Then do 500 push ups.

 

[McRazor]

So you are a mind reader Sensei? Could you teach me that too after we finish my tai training?

"Impossible, he guessed my thought! OK let's do this!"

*after taking some rest from the previous push ups I start doing a new series of 500 push ups...1...2...3...4...after 7 min...498...499...500...falls on the ground heavily breathing*

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

We will see.'

Good, now take 200 laps around the field here.

 

[McRazor]

As you wish, Sensei!

*Starts running 200 laps around the field*
*after few hours*
*Falls on the ground from exhaustion*

That was a close one, but I'm done, Sensei!

*falls asleep*

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[Gobi Gobletsson]

*A day later, (so it's night.)* >_> <_< *Slaps you.* Wake up, padawan. We gonna do the night run. *Starts running 300 laps around the field.* Catch up. O^O

 

[McRazor]

Wait...what? It's night? Dang, I overslept my training -.-'
Wait for me Senseeeii!!

*starts running faster to catch up Gobi Sensei*

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

We will be taking a pair of 100 laps more O_O Just to get some sweat on our bodies, boi! *Makes Might Gai pose and starts running again.*

 

[McRazor]

Great Sensei! There is nothing that can stop us now!!

*shows a thumb up with a big grin on his face, then continues running along with Sensei*

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

*After the many of hundreds laps.* O^O' Phew, great work padawan.

We should move on, now start hitting that dummy with your fist, leg etc. etc. 500 time for each side and each leg and each arm.

 

[McRazor]

*first I start punching that dummys left side with my right arm 500 times, then right side with my left arm also 500 times...then another 1000 with my legs on each side...500 from left with my right leg and 500 from right with my left leg*

I think I broke some bones, Sensei!

You should take that dummy to the doctors! O___O Seriously!! O.O

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

O^O Very good, let's start with the real deal now, padawan. o.o

-Creates a Dummy.-

We're now starting the real Taijutsu training, fold your hands into the tiger hand seal, dissappear and appear behind the opponent in a low-stance. Forcibly launch your hands with the tiger hand seal first, up in the enemys behind. Sending him flying. O___O

 

[McRazor]

O__O Errmm, OK -.-

*I concentrate and do the tiger hand seal in the intention to disappear and appear behind the dummy but nothing happens*

Huh. Again!

*I fold my hands into the tiger hand seal and try to disappear, this time successfully, and appear behind the dummy in a low-stance. Then I launch my hands with the tiger hand seal up in the dummys behind.*

Sensei, wouldn't it be easier if you made your clone? xd

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Hells no. o.o I don't want a beauty of my kind to get your fingers up. >_> *Creates a Clone and uses Henge no jutsu so it looks like you.* Now do it again. ^_^ Charge chakra into your tiger hand seal aswell.