Consuella shrugged her shoulders as she bit the lid out of the Ivory Vodka.
I dunno, we should just spice up the place!
I dunno, we should just spice up the place!
"Spice up the place??? Jack contemplates for a moment before performing a simple hand gesture and causing gentle flakes of snow to start drifting down from the ceiling of the tavern. "Something like that? Hehe...Christmas has come early this year." Jacks smile then suddenly just vanishes as he would appear much more serious as ever. "Mind pouring me a drink, dear?" he pauses for a moment before continuing, "The dessert was dreadful."Consuella shrugged her shoulders as she bit the lid out of the Ivory Vodka.
I dunno, we should just spice up the place!
The barman, or rather woman, finally appearing behind the bar, Madara ignored the man to his left, though he was well aware of the cyclops like eye still watching him as the other man walked away, dejected and spirits deflated, retreating to a far part of the bar before covering his face with a bag.Consuella interrupts the conversation, appearing behind the counter opposite to Mandy. In a swift gesture, she flips two bottles of Kirigakure's Northern Island Vodka, Ivory Premium and Albus Edition, and places them near the man.
Well if Yuu-chiii, how are you today?
She says, before shouting towards the the man at the end of the bar, in a suit.
You there. Come join the party.
"Spice up the place??? Jack contemplates for a moment before performing a simple hand gesture and causing gentle flakes of snow to start drifting down from the ceiling of the tavern. "Something like that? Hehe...Christmas has come early this year." Jacks smile then suddenly just vanishes as he would appear much more serious as ever. "Mind pouring me a drink, dear?" he pauses for a moment before continuing, "The dessert was dreadful."
Consuella interrupts the conversation, appearing behind the counter opposite to Mandy. In a swift gesture, she flips two bottles of Kirigakure's Northern Island Vodka, Ivory Premium and Albus Edition, and places them near the man.
Well if Yuu-chiii, how are you today?
She says, before shouting towards the the man at the end of the bar, in a suit.
You there. Come join the party.
Seeing one of the men leaving the bar, only to shortly be replaced by annother, well dressed fellow, Kakashi, grabbing the other shot of vodka, before Yushi gets his hand on it, raises it towards the well-dressed man as a hello, whilst listening to Yushis words....raising the shot to his mouth, with one sip he then lays it back on the counter, now empty, signaling the bartender too pour annother one, he stares at Yushi for a few seconds before speakingThe barman, or rather woman, finally appearing behind the bar, Madara ignored the man to his left, though he was well aware of the cyclops like eye still watching him as the other man walked away, dejected and spirits deflated, retreating to a far part of the bar before covering his face with a bag.
Reaching for a shot, the man's eyes looked towards the woman, watching her. She was an older woman of short stature with a pink buttoned down shirt with an apron around her waist and thick glasses. She was a woman Madara had yet to meet, but somehow, something about her was vaguely familiar, he just couldn't place his finger on it.
"Well if Yuu-chiii, how are you today?" the woman asked in a slow drawl.
How was he? Tired, irritated, hungry, angry, crazed - there were a lot of things that he could say in reply to that. Downing the shot, he lowered the glass, motioning for another shot of vodka.
"The same as the day before and likely the same as tomorrow," he answered. "Just traveled from the northwest, the mountains of the Lightning Country. I had been there for quite some time, over a year actually...I've been quite secluded from the world, this tavern itself being news to me. From what I've observed just from traveling from there to here, much has changed..."
Consuella slaps the man's hand before he touches the shot glassSeeing one of the men leaving the bar, only to shortly be replaced by annother, well dressed fellow, Kakashi, grabbing the other shot of vodka, before Yushi gets his hand on it, raises it towards the well-dressed man as a hello, whilst listening to Yushis words....raising the shot to his mouth, with one sip he then lays it back on the counter, now empty, signaling the bartender too pour annother one, he stares at Yushi for a few seconds before speaking
Much has changed? How long has it been since last you came along these roads?
With his face turning blood-red Kakashi stares at the, all of a sudden, fritening lady before speakingConsuella slaps the man's hand before he touches the shot glass
Want a glass, ask for it.
Jack looks over at the fellow beside him whom seemed so much on the lonely path to destruction. He then shrugs and picks up the chilli with his left hand and the shot with his right, he releases a pulse of ice chakra into the shot causing it to become just under freezing temperature. He then looks at the chilli and at the shot again. Jack wasn't one for chilli's and therefore made as if he licked the chilli and just downed the shot. His eyes shot close from the alchoholic beverage for a moment, but Jack forced it open whilst lowering the glass back onto the counter and just remained silent. Something seemed weird at the moment...Such a downer Mandy had become. He certainly wasn't like this when he was still in her organization. After he took the glass of vodka, Consuella pulled it back again.
Sounds like you need something quite a bit stronger, eh?
She now took a small barrel still dripping gelid water from the cooling seal on the cabinet. It was no mere alcohol, the bitter contents of the ice-cold barrel had the fruity flavor of apple, but the kick and power of the strongest white liquor. It was enhanced by yeasts and an assortment of chakra-powered mushrooms, making the most alcoholic and sweet beverage in the ninja world, the Fairy-Baiou Cider.
Here, lads, try this one.
She says, pouring three small cups of transparent liquor with a slight hue of red and orange. Then she removes a ghost chili from counter and slices it in three.
Crush the pepper with the palm of your hand, lick it and take the shot.
Lol, I didn't mean you and I will reply soon, a few battle tests to grade first.I don't know about anyone else, but I spent a few years with you, as if you could escape my sight, which is based on superhuman visual nuances. Now, drink your damn pepper shot!
I think he meant Crow.I don't know about anyone else, but I spent a few years with you, as if you could escape my sight, which is based on superhuman visual nuances. Now, drink your damn pepper shot!
Jack looks at the little fellow and slowly raises his right hand to the back of his head before scratching it slightly..."You really don't know?" Jack then jumps up in an exciting manor and raises both arms to his sides alligning his arms with his shoulders, This is hell! Welcome. After taking the little fellow for a fool, Jack sits down once again as if nothing had happened and looks directly at Consuella, Perhaps you know of a redheaded woman I am suppose to meet here, I'd like to meet up with her before I get to drunk.*Notices MU Raging wipes his memory*
Ulquoirra looks around
Where the shit am I >_>
With a weird expression on his face as Consuella returns, Jack merely states..."Redhead...Woman...Seen her around?"Consuella picks up the glass with her right hand and then smashes her right hand over the pepper, crushing it and filling her palm with the spicey juices of capsaicin. In a swift motion, she winks at Mandy, while licking her palm and tossing the shot down her throat. The effect is immediate, as her tongue and throat flare up, blazing hot, flushed down by the sweet nectar of the Fairy-Baiou Cider. Breathing for air, her insides flare down, bringing the flavor of the alcohol and the potency of the pepper through her veins, a tingly and energetic sensation of adrenaline and warmth. She opens her eyes wide and shouts.
Damn that's good!
With a unlady-like chuckle, she motions her face as if she had an idea. Rising her fingers to warn the men that she'll be right back, Consuella runs downstairs to the basement, turning on the Akatsuki ring. Her voice is steady even if a bit more eager, as she rides the high of the pepper-apple shot, though she's assertive and demanding as Isabella, in a Queen tone, a slightly energized Queen.
Calling all Akatsuki.
Wake from your stupor, and rise to the world. I have a mission for us all. We are villains, are we not? I don't want us to simply steal the candy from the baby. I want us to go further. I want us to toss the candy on the ground, step on it. And then punch that baby in the throat, to shut that baby up. Feel that state of mind, as you hear out your mission...
Isabella continues, explaining the details of Akatsuki most evil and cruel plan yet. As she does so, metaphorical babies cry in the distance, angels are consumed and rotten, falling from heaven. Little puppies and kittens burn in flames and excruciating shrieks. Stars dissipate and fall as hideous meteors of hatred and grief. And, with a deep growl, Isabella ends the emission with:
And, as you plunge it from their corpses and toss them to oblivion, you shall laugh. And you shall laugh MANIACALLY! Muaahahah, ahahahah!
*end transmission*
Taking a moment to fix her hair, Isabella, as Consuella, climbs up the stars again, and joins both men.
Hey babes!
So you like red-heads, eh? Red like me, or like, really red? I can find some girls in the fishermen villageWith a weird expression on his face as Consuella returns, Jack merely states..."Redhead...Woman...Seen her around?"
Jack clasps the tie around his neck with his right hand and removes it before tossing it aside and leaving the collar of his shirt up, he then answers Consuella "Nevermind, I'll just hang around for a bit until I get too bored." Jack then turns on his bar stool having another look around the tavern before mumbling to himself, "I'm already bored out of my mind, my visit to this tavern might expire sooner than expected."So you like red-heads, eh? Red like me, or like, really red? I can find some girls in the fishermen village![]()