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So I bought this girl a necklace that I plan on giving her for christmas. And I don't just want to hand her the necklace I want to give it to her in a sweet romantic kinda way that she won't forget any tips guys? =D
 

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your girlfriend or just a girl you like?
 

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So she is not your girlfriend
So you don't really know her
So she isn't really your friend
Are you trying to ask her out?
If not, then you don't need all that romantic shit. Just give it to her when both of you are alone, maybe outside while its snowing. Make it intimate.
 

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do you talk often? does she even know you exist?

give us some more details man
 

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your girlfriend or just a girl you like?
Some girl who I talk to. I'm not really ready for a full blown relationship so we're taking things slowly we've been talking for like only 2 months but still
When you kiss her, pull her real close and leave it in her buttcrack. You know like just slide it into the pants gap.
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don't give her sh!t.
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So she is not your girlfriend
So you don't really know her
So she isn't really your friend
Are you trying to ask her out?
If not, then you don't need all that romantic shit. Just give it to her when both of you are alone, maybe outside while its snowing. Make it intimate.

I do know her we've been "talking" for like 2 months, no I'm not trying to ask her out I just wanted to get her a christmas present ._. It doesn't snow that much in New York :'( it stopped snowing last week.
 

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I'll tell you exactly what to do, but first you're going to need:
1) A porcupine
2) A bed of hay
3) Some pillows
4) Some milk
5) A dolphin
6) A dozen doves
7) Someone else's phone
8) A delorean (with a working flux capacitor)
9) A pair of spectacles
10) A rubber chicken
 

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Bake her a cake, her favorite kind. Hand her the cake. Inside, there's TADA!...A note that leads her to somewhere she likes. There also has a note. This keeps going through five of her favorite places. Finally, the last note leads to you with the necklace firmly on your erection. That's when you say "I saved the best for last. Come get these jewels."
 

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I do know her we've been "talking" for like 2 months, no I'm not trying to ask her out I just wanted to get her a christmas present ._. It doesn't snow that much in New York :'( it stopped snowing last week.

It doesn't snow that much in New York? Bullshit.
 

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Some girl who I talk to. I'm not really ready for a full blown relationship so we're taking things slowly we've been talking for like only 2 months but still
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I do know her we've been "talking" for like 2 months, no I'm not trying to ask her out I just wanted to get her a christmas present ._. It doesn't snow that much in New York :'( it stopped snowing last week.

How da fuk does it not snow in New York? Never mind that. Then don't give it to her in a romantic way if you are not going to ask her out, you will just be wasting her time. She will get the wrong message. Don't do it.
 

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Take the Hashirama route and keep the necklace for yourself. Then give it to your granddaughter.
 

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do you talk often? does she even know you exist?
give us some more details man
My bad my bad we talk like 4 days out of the week.
That's a good question. Depending on the OP's answer could differentiate how she should receive your gift.
She's not my girlfriend lol I guess you can say she's someone I like
Bake her a cake, her favorite kind. Hand her the cake. Inside, there's TADA!...A note that leads her to somewhere she likes. There also has a note. This keeps going through five of her favorite places. Finally, the last note leads to you with the necklace firmly on your erection. That's when you say "I saved the best for last. Come get these jewels."

Lmao didn't expect the last part. made me laugh Lol
 

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So if you don't want a relationship why do you want to do something romantic? Shes not gonna sleep with you just because you give her a necklace.
 

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How da fuk does it not snow in New York? Never mind that. Then don't give it to her in a romantic way if you are not going to ask her out, you will just be wasting her time. She will get the wrong message. Don't do it.

Ill take his advice if I was u, and if ur just hooking up with her than just give it to her normally, but u could take her out to eat and give it to her there.
 

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It doesn't snow that much in New York? Bullshit.
I mean we've gotten a shit load of snow recently but that's like a once in a blue moon type thing. Well in Brooklyn it is atleast. We didn't get that much snow at all last year and I don't remember the year before that.
How da fuk does it not snow in New York? Never mind that. Then don't give it to her in a romantic way if you are not going to ask her out, you will just be wasting her time. She will get the wrong message. Don't do it.
Global warming. It's complicated man she already knows I'm not looking for a relationship I like her but I'm not looking for one and she accepts that but I can see your point. So are you telling me not to give her the gift at all?
 

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Sorry to break your heart, but don't ever give girls gift if there is nothing going between you and her. Invite her home, to watch a movie, try to kiss her. if she reject you, move on bro
 

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So if you don't want a relationship why do you want to do something romantic? Shes not gonna sleep with you just because you give her a necklace.

I'm not giving her a necklace so I can sleep with her :| That's basically like paying for ***. And with the price of this necklace I'd be better off buying a hooker. We already ____ed(<--- Insert word here) I'm just getting her the necklace as a genuine gift .-.
 

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I mean we've gotten a shit load of snow recently but that's like a once in a blue moon type thing. Well in Brooklyn it is atleast. We didn't get that much snow at all last year and I don't remember the year before that.

Global warming. It's complicated man she already knows I'm not looking for a relationship I like her but I'm not looking for one and she accepts that but I can see your point. So are you telling me not to give her the gift at all?

1. Don't give it to her.
2. Give it to her, but don't make it all romantic. Just as a gift from a friend to another.
 

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Sorry to break your heart, but don't ever give girls gift if there is nothing going between you and her. Invite her home, to watch a movie, try to kiss her. if she reject you, move on bro

This. You don't even know her feelings for you; if you got friendzoned then you just spent money on a girl who doesn't even like you. Mook.
 

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Use the necklace to asphyxiate her and then violate her dead body.
Not a bad plan :|
Sorry to break your heart, but don't ever give girls gift if there is nothing going between you and her. Invite her home, to watch a movie, try to kiss her. if she reject you, move on bro

There is something going on between us. I should've put more details in my OP
 
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