Naruto Pick-up Lines

[wyliejl]

Sasuke: oro had his snake all over me!!!!!!! Lmfao

 

[TheAwesomeOne]

Madara: My Susano'o isnt the only thing thats big

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Lol

 

[wyliejl]

3rd:::: dont worry baby im just all hype!!!!!!

 

[MyWorld]

Suigetsu: You make me melt.
Jugo: I'd kill for you.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Omnislash X SageMode]

Hello everyone.

What do you think the characters in Naruto would say if they had to come up with a lame/pervy pick-up line that fit their personality/abilities?

Here are mine:

Naruto - You know there's a lot I can do with shadow clones and a naturally high stamina...

Itachi - Wanna see the real reason why Tsukuyomi is the best genjutsu ever? !__!.....oh my...

Pain - The best piercings are the ones you can't see...

Hinata - Well aren't you worth byakuganing?

Kakashi - You know, COMBAT moves aren't the only type of moves I've copied with this eye of mine. you know that 2 finger tech i used on naruto when he was younger?......Yeaaaa you know whats next!

Sasori - I'm always hard. Always......but can never cumU_U


Ino - I can be anyone you want.

Madara - I'm Madara.niceee
.........

Shikamaru-look..ima be real with you...im lazy...***?

Chouji-sooo yea you know i can enlarge ANYY body part right?.....Awwwwww yeeeeeeeeaaa

Tsunade- *flash* ok you want in this?

Shino- *roofies*..............hi..

orochimaru- *hisses* ay gurl.....do you like snakes?.....cuz im def gonna strangle you with my ANACONDA!!!

Sai-*reads how to manual* hmmmmm....so...can i sketch your body....*serious face* ...Nude?

Jiriaya- *drunk on saki* AAHAHAHAHAHA.....Laaaaadiess!!.....come get me before i come get youuuuuu! (he likes to rush in)

1st hokage-....My body heals on its own&very fast.....so when were done together....we can do round 2...then we can go to round 3.....*continues on and on*

Sauske-look girl....i have every chick in this village on sack.....you tryna hop aboard?? *takes her back to the crib and pours all his feelings on her ,cries after climax*

Minato-......Im the yellow flash in battle NOT IN BED!!!!.....we can also go ANYwhere you want on a date.....anytime!

Neji-*byakugan!*....he there ten ten.....nice thong!.....sike im JK'ing i know your not wearing any....hey there tsunade....nice....bra? woah....did not expect her to have one...(but nice nips)

Ten Ten- i think i have a scroll for you nejiiii...*ties him down with kunai with string* tee hee hee.....guess whos gettin a free riiiiide....ME!

suigetsu- i never run out baby!

 

[Omnislash X SageMode]

KURAMA - Yes i promise it will last longer than 5 min ... just put me inside you

O.O_O-

its funny because it has 2 meaning....an anime version...and a dirty one, AMAZING

 

[Neji360]

Mei: Im good with my mouth

 

[Conan Uchiha]

Tsunade : Want some sweet melons? lolololl

Kiba: Wanna know what i can do with my tongue?

Sasuke: I kissed a boy once. lmao

Deidara: I can blow you away everyday.

You meant; Sasuke: I kissed a boy and I like it!!! Lol

 

[Yo pappy]

Um... What? Lol.

lol it's a Dave Chappelle skit.

 

[Thane]

I've added a few at the first page. If you ask me, they're quite good, although not as good as some other on this thread...

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Kiba: I'm beastly in bed.(;

 

[3MESSIAH]

pain:wanna feel my almighty push??? xd