In other words Narutos' birthday was kinda' like this:
Naruto and Bee fought Tobi & the other Jinchuriki,
Kages fought Madara
Kages were beaten badly by Madara,
Naruto, Bee, Kakashi and Guy fought Tobi,
found out it was Obito,
they also fought Madara, fought 10 tails, lost Neji and the guys from the headquarters,
Sasuke meet Orochimaru,
Orochimaru revived the former Hokage, learned Hashirama's back-story, learned about Konoha,
Orochimaru turns good,
team 7 reunited, learned the truth about Rin,
fought several transformations of the 10 tails,
had a decent fight with Jubbito,
Madara kicked ass and "killed" Sasuke and Naruto,
Madaras' backstabbing Jubbito,
Madara becomes a "shinobi-god",
Guy goes beast mode and ALMOST wins against Madara,
Madara snatches Kakashis' sharingan,
Kakashi is no longer Kakashi of the sharingan, we learn that eyes are plug & play, Madara gets his other eye from Obito,
Naruto and Sasuke meet Hagoromo,
Naruto and Sasuke get Power-ups,
Obito proceeded to die multiple times,
another decent fight with Madara,
Madara is being back-stabbed by Black Zetsu, we learn about BZ,
we meet Kaguya,
Obito still continues to "die" several times, we learn that eyes aren't even plug & play but they are "downloadable" via wireless,
Kakashi gets a power-up,
team 7 beats a Kaguya,
Kurama flipps Naruto
Yep, that was his birthday... worse ever...