Make up your own Original Chuck Norris Joke...

[Skye Kaguya]

I would Have put this thread in Forum games... but Chuck Norris punched the thread over here so here it will stay... it is also full of win... so it should be seen by all...

Make up your own ORIGINAL Chuck Norris Joke...

Ill start...

Minato Namikaze Never Sealed the Kyuubi into Naruto
Chuck Norris Showed up and Roundhouse-Kicked the 9-tails.
Then The 9 tails sealed ITSELF in Naruto to hide.
Because Chuck Norris doesnt hit babies.

 

[Bobobo]

and if its not funny i'll kill you by looking at you! *Swims thru land while leaving thread*

 

[Neutrino00]

When chuck norris went to asia, he got owned by jackie chan.
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[Skye Kaguya]

When chuck norris went to asia, he got owned by jackie chan.
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lol...

 

[Neutrino00]

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lol...

But it's true.

 

[Emperor]

this was your BRILLIANT IDEA ?

 

[Skye Kaguya]

this was your BRILLIANT IDEA ?

yes! yes it was!

 

[-Ventus-]

what kind of tread is this?

 

[Skye Kaguya]

what kind of tread is this?

lol the awesome kind...

Chuck Norris can post the same exact post on NB in under 5 minutes

 

[Shig]

Chuck Norris eats Pain(Pein) for breakfast :|

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris eats Pain(Pein) for breakfast :|

lol
Chuck Norris' original user name got declined by the site for being overpowered but then he roundhouse kicked the internets and now he goes by the name Versuvio.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris' Bio has 14 different kekkei genkai and EMS... and it was approved

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk. It's the ground that moves.

 

[Faceless]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is. O_O

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk. It's the ground that moves.

lol nice..

Chuck Norris doesnt LOL he OLOs

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis, he is the penis.

Spoiler

O___O

 

[Faceless]

Remember the San Francisco earthquake? Chuck Norris was in a bad mood.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Remember the Katrina disaster? Chuck Norris cried that day.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris is a terrorist to terrorists...

 

[Faceless]

Remember the Katrina disaster? Chuck Norris cried that day.

Remember the 2004 tsunami? Chuck Norris just took a 3 minute bath in the beach O_O