Make up your own Original Chuck Norris Joke...

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

When Chuck Norris watches a scary movie, it's the movie that gets scared.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris was once a gladiator
He only had One Match
Look at the Colloseum now...



(lol that one was good)

 

[Faceless]

Chuck Norris had an erection in the alleyway. No one survived.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris doesn't sunbathe, the sun bathes on Chuck Norris' light.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris Invented ***... :|

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When Chuck Norris looks Directly at the sun He doesnt close his eyes or Blink.... instead solar eclipses happen...

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris can blind you with his left nipple.

 

[Faceless]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris Eats Kryptonite for Breakfast... and he makes it himself from scratch...

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

That one already exists! :|

The dinosaurs disappeared because of Chuck Norris.

 

[Faceless]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Im pretty sure i heard that one before...
make them ORIGINAL...

Chuck Norris Doesnt Breathe... He Forces the Air into his lungs and spits it out...

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris is the cure for global warming. He is just too busy with his awesomness to do it.

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Chuck Norris once lived on pluto... the temperature wasnt cold enough for him so he punched the planet itself and knocked it off its orbit... thats why it orbits wierd...
he was still pissed at pluto so he told people it wasnt a planet anymore and since its Chuck Norris... people listened

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Chuck Norris once lived on pluto... the temperature wasnt cold enough for him so he punched the planet itself and knocked it off its orbit... thats why it orbits wierd...
he was still pissed at pluto so he told people it wasnt a planet anymore and since its Chuck Norris... people listened

O__O

That one is long.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep at night. The night comes when Chuck Norris sleeps.

(it isn't mine but it's awesome)

 

[TOBI!]

there once was a man named chuck norris...........thats it

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

there once was a man named chuck norris...........thats it

HAHAHHAHA RRRROOOOFL OMFGG!!!!!!
xDDD

 

[Vergil..]

there once was a man named chuck norris...........thats it

thats just to much

 

[TOBI!]

thats just to much

iknorite :|