In the Black Market

[Souji]

Okay, i iz tek dis papur nd pour colected blud nd sweet of mi enumis. gud enuf senpai?

NO! FEEL THE SUFFERING OF THE CASUALS! Make them realize that what you are doing is a middle finger to ALL of capitalism!!

*smacks your head with a Mother Russia stick* again, comrade!

Black Market strengths include getting stuff you can't normally attain from a capitalistic world and then pimpin' out.
Weaknesses include rich, corporate white guys.
Users? Everyone around you that doesn't say they don't.

Ok, good enough.
So, dude, like, take this PS2 and apply your chakra through its internals. If you're lucky, it shoukd transform into a PS3 with a hard drive filled with bootlegged games.

Be descriptive and stuff, ok? :3

 

[Penguin]

So, dude, like, take this PS2 and apply your chakra through its internals. If you're lucky, it shoukd transform into a PS3 with a hard drive filled with bootlegged games.

Be descriptive and stuff, ok? :3

LMFAO I AM DONE.

I thought you guys were joking. XD

 

[Oksus]

I'm selling my left kidney !

Price: 2 CJ's

 

[Adachi]

Ok, good enough.
So, dude, like, take this PS2 and apply your chakra through its internals. If you're lucky, it shoukd transform into a PS3 with a hard drive filled with bootlegged games.

Be descriptive and stuff, ok? :3

For a moment, it seemed like the PS2 was filled with the grandiose light of ascension...
Then a crack resonated across the area as it exploded in my face. :|

 

[Naruto.]

For a moment, it seemed like the PS2 was filled with the grandiose light of ascension...
Then a crack resonated across the area as it exploded in my face. :|

Seeing the ever beautiful, delicate PS2 explode, Sasuke gets emotionally disturbed, as he awakens his Mangekyou Sharingan. Such evil will not be tolerated. @_@

 

[Souji]

I'm selling my left kidney !

Price: 2 CJ's

*Gives you two bags of Cracker Jack, takes your kidney*

For a moment, it seemed like the PS2 was filled with the grandiose light of ascension...
Then a crack resonated across the area as it exploded in my face. :|

Beautiful and poignant.

Now try it again. This time, add a little passion to it. Pretend that you actually WANT a PS3 with all them games >_>"

Seeing the ever beautiful, delicate PS2 explode, Sasuke gets emotionally disturbed, as he awakens his Mangekyou Sharingan. Such evil will not be tolerated. @_@

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[Troi]

*Falls down and lands in here* Sell me something.

 

[Cabbage]

Train me Souji-sensei, as I want a PS quadruple :|

 

[FalseBlade]

Train me Souji-sensei, as I want a PS quadruple :|

A male slowly rises up from a bush, the back of his head facing you. "I don't have..." His head moves around before realizing he messed up. The male turns to face you, "Let me try that again." He falls to the ground, snapping a branch in half when he does. The male, again, rises from the bush. His face containing a large, pedo smile and two unblinking eye, staring the guy down. "I don't have a *** box, but I do have a run over cat, only missing one eye. You can have it for a nickel."

 

[FalseBlade]

His eyes drop to an uncaring gaze. "It was your cat." "I hit it." "I also ate the eye." He throws the cat at him then skips of into the sunset.

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This played out better in my head. Also the *** box was a reference to Family Guy, the Christmas episode when Peter donated all the presents... This was a waste of my time.

 

[Troi]

A male slowly rises up from a bush, the back of his head facing you. "I don't have..." His head moves around before realizing he messed up. The male turns to face you, "Let me try that again." He falls to the ground, snapping a branch in half when he does. The male, again, rises from the bush. His face containing a large, pedo smile and two unblinking eye, staring the guy down. "I don't have a *** box, but I do have a run over cat, only missing one eye. You can have it for a nickel."

His eyes drop to an uncaring gaze. "It was your cat." "I hit it." "I also ate the eye." He throws the cat at him then skips of into the sunset.

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This played out better in my head. Also the *** box was a reference to Family Guy, the Christmas episode when Peter donated all the presents... This was a waste of my time.

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5/5 stars. Phenomenal. Would read again.

 

[Cabbage]

His eyes drop to an uncaring gaze. "It was your cat." "I hit it." "I also ate the eye." He throws the cat at him then skips of into the sunset.

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This played out better in my head. Also the *** box was a reference to Family Guy, the Christmas episode when Peter donated all the presents... This was a waste of my time.

*Showers you with PS quintuples*

You, you are a gentleman, alongside a wise sire and father to my sons, but not my daughters, don't even begin to think that.

 

[FalseBlade]

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5/5 stars. Phenomenal. Would read again.

*Showers you with PS quintuples*

You, you are a gentleman, alongside a wise sire and father to my sons, but not my daughters, don't even begin to think that.

F*** I'm pro. You must be drooling over my existence. Your welcome.

 

[Cabbage]

F*** I'm pro. You must be drooling over my existence. Your welcome.

*Steals you bicycle and rides off with it*

 

[Lord Orochimaru]

Do you keep cocaine in here.
_Orochimaru comes out of nowhere.-

 

[Twilight]

Nemesis walks out slowly from the dark.

 

[Lord Orochimaru]

Seriously. In the black market, I can't get cocaine.