If you could use a jutsu in real life, what would it be?

[Trolling King]

Real life medicine can't heal as well as the shosen jutsu. That is a fact.
The reason I wanted remote healing was because I could heal many people with that.
I'm not up to save the world since that utterly impossible and pointless.

Nothing you say makes me want to get some clone jutsu.
And Tsunade has healed even psychological damage, so... We have no idea what is her limit.

This conversation's over. A horse can die of thirst if stubborn enough.

 

[OMGitsShakra]

Tsunade's abilities! instant boobies and instant healing and great medical powers! id be the top doc in the world :hooray:

 

[xLucyx]

Holy sh*t, where must I begin? Well, I think Shinra Tensei and Bansho Ten'in from Pein, because I can push annoying people away and pull many nice things to me XD Or Tsukuyomi or Ephemeral to drive people nuts if they do any harm to me or my friends.

 

[Bantos]

This conversation's over. A horse can die of thirst if stubborn enough.

You're the one who's being stubborn here. For me having medical ninjutsu sounds better than making clones of myself.
I seriously do not feel the need to be the best in the world in everything or learning super fast with clones doing all the work.

Just let me have my ninjutsu. I'm not going around convincing people to pick medical ninjutsu over kage bunshin.
You're like some religious lunatic trying to make me believe in your religion.

 

[Trolling King]

Tsunade's abilities! instant boobies and instant healing and great medical powers! id be the top doc in the world :hooray:

Your, objectifying women, and your a girl!? That comment made me so confused, I just became a feminist. Do you realize that large breast increase risk for cancer, and they hurt, and you can't even run up stairs without boob pain, back problems. Dude no dude, a womans value has nothing do do with her breast size, I hate you now.

You're the one who's being stubborn here. For me having medical ninjutsu sounds better than making clones of myself.
I seriously do not feel the need to be the best in the world in everything or learning super fast with clones doing all the work.

Just let me have my ninjutsu. I'm not going around convincing people to pick medical ninjutsu over kage bunshin.
You're like some religious lunatic trying to make me believe in your religion.

I maybe stubborn but in my method i can do both of those things, be everything and heal everyone. And on a much larger scale.

 

[Ōkami]

Kage bushin.

 

[Bantos]

Your, objectifying women, and your a girl!? That comment made me so confused, I just became a feminist. Do you realize that large breast increase risk for cancer, and they hurt, and you can't even run up stairs without boob pain, back problems. Dude no dude, a womans value has nothing do do with her breast size, I hate you now.


I maybe stubborn but in my method i can do both of those things, be everything and heal everyone. And on a much larger scale.

You actually can't heal wounds that are too much to heal with real life medicine. But yeah, you can do that while I'll have my medical ninjutsu.

 

[Momochifanboy]

Hidden mist technique.

 

[-ahhimane-]

Multi-Shadow Money no Jutsu XD

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Rinnegan Jutsu's

 

[Captain Incognito]

I would sexually molest Kamui, if I had it.
Seriously I could be anywhere I want, take anything I want no matter the size like a bunch of whales and eject them at an orphanage, just to have a laugh.