If you could use a jutsu in real life, what would it be?

[RikudouMadara]

COAT! XD

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[karol the don]

World Pure Resurrection to revive ma dead homies pac biggie eazy e and then real g stuff is back.

 

[Xēnovia.]

Ice Release, 氷遁, Hyōton, large chakra reserves like Hashirama, and lastly Sage mode. ​

 

[Trolling King]

I'd actually learn my medical ninjutsu for helping others. I'm also ambitious and would want to be known all around the globe as the best healer.

I know that sounds noble and all but logically if we take tsunade's healing and insert it into the real world it falls apart, just medically speaking, shadow clone jutsu can be used to replace limitless failed organs assuming your a good donor so yea you can still be know as the good samritan you are, sorry for my spelling.

 

[Draw]

Sharingan genjutsu(mind control)
Shadow clone(for your reasons)
Flying thunder god(I go to school 1000 miles away from home and have a long distance girlfriend)
Probably transformation too.

If I had to choose 1, shadow clone, you'd be an idiot to not pick that

Edit: if I had to have any physical and energy based jutsu it would be sage mode or chidori + shape transformation

 

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I know that sounds noble and all but logically if we take tsunade's healing and insert it into the real world it falls apart, just medically speaking, shadow clone jutsu can be used to replace limitless failed organs assuming your a good donor so yea you can still be know as the good samritan you are, sorry for my spelling.

Those organs would disperse after undoing the jutsu..

 

[-Punk-]

Unless you'e planning on taking over the world & murdering in the process , I don't see the reason for extremely OP abilities .

.I would go with The Angel Konan's abilities , that would be fun & entertaining .

 

[kagebushinojutsu]

Edo Tensei! Limitless energy, No fear of death, exist forever if I want to unless someone comes up with a way to seal me! I can figure out the rest!

 

[Trolling King]

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A thousand feeding sharks.

Again at what point in your life have you ever needed 1000 sharks. Ever. I'll wait.

 

[Prince Charles]

ftg or kamui, fuk a plane ticket

 

[Megatolium]

Think about your day Right now.. what is forcing you to need to regenrate or heal rapidly, you just better be in a country full of civil unrest and constantly getting shot. But your not. Shadow Clone is the only jutsu that is useful for more than just a fight. Make clones of yourself send then to class, while a mass number of them goto different low end jobs, so your not only learning rapidly but making lots of money, get things done rapidly, do everything you wanted to do today, because there is more than enough of you to go around. Become a master of any art in a week or so.

Multi Shadow Clone would make life ton easier, also you can achieve many dreams lol since every clone counts as a life.

 

[Bantos]

I know that sounds noble and all but logically if we take tsunade's healing and insert it into the real world it falls apart, just medically speaking, shadow clone jutsu can be used to replace limitless failed organs assuming your a good donor so yea you can still be know as the good samritan you are, sorry for my spelling.

The organs would disappear when the clone disappears. xD
I'll take the medical ninjutsu and be happy with it. I don't need to earn ****loads of money or be everywhere at the same time.
With it, I'd have a job for life healing people and could heal those close to me. Or even myself.

 

[Megatolium]

The organs would disappear when the clone disappears. xD
I'll take the medical ninjutsu and be happy with it. I don't need to earn ****loads of money or be everywhere at the same time.
With it, I'd have a job for life healing people and could heal those close to me. Or even myself.

Well that's very niceO_O

 

[Europa]

Again at what point in your life have you ever needed 1000 sharks. Ever. I'll wait.

When I want to get the shoobies off the beach.

 

[Namikun]

Kamui, b*tch!

 

[Trolling King]

The organs would disappear when the clone disappears. xD
I'll take the medical ninjutsu and be happy with it. I don't need to earn ****loads of money or be everywhere at the same time.
With it, I'd have a job for life healing people and could heal those close to me. Or even myself.

You could just read every medical textbook at once, do all the research on the human body at once,then save the world, with IDK knowledge, has Tsunade ever had to deal with AID's or Cancer patients, no because in this world those touchy subjects dont exist, so if with tsunades ablilities coming from this universe they aren't built to deal with something that doesnt exist. There was one auto immune disease in naruto, itachi's eye disease thingy, he didnt go to anyone for help, cause there was no one to help. So think about it like this, when have we seen anyone with serious illnesses being cured by NV ninjutsu, never, no cancer, no aids, no typhoid fever, no malaria, no black plague.

The only thing you'd be able to cure is a cold...

I on the other hand through my aquired KNOWLEDGE would be able to do much more, and since i am not just one witch doctor, i can help massive amounts of people, unlike you who has to deal with them one at a time, for 7billion people.

 

[Ahmed1993]

Obito's Kamui U_U

 

[RicardoA]

I'd want to be a clone of Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya or Hiruzen, so any of these combos would be fine:

- Chakra Enhanced Strenght + Creation Rebirth + Summoning: Katsuyu + Mystical Palm + Remote Healing.
- (Many) Hidden Shadow Snake Hands + Oral Rebirth + Sword of Kusanagi + Summoning: Rashomon/Snakes.
- Shadow Clones + Summoning: Enma + Earth Style Wall + Fire Dragon Flame Bullet + Shuriken Shadow Clone.
- Sage Mode + Summoning: Toads + Jiraiya's Hair Jutsus... + Jiraiya's Katons and Dotons + Rasengan.

 

[Bantos]

You could just read every medical textbook at once, do all the research on the human body at once,then save the world, with IDK knowledge, has Tsunade ever had to deal with AID's or Cancer patients, no because in this world those touchy subjects dont exist, so if with tsunades ablilities coming from this universe they aren't built to deal with something that doesnt exist. There was one auto immune disease in naruto, itachi's eye disease thingy, he didnt go to anyone for help, cause there was no one to help. So think about it like this, when have we seen anyone with serious illnesses being cured by NV ninjutsu, never, no cancer, no aids, no typhoid fever, no malaria, no black plague.

The only thing you'd be able to cure is a cold...

I on the other hand through my aquired KNOWLEDGE would be able to do much more, and since i am not just one witch doctor, i can help massive amounts of people, unlike you who has to deal with them one at a time, for 7billion people.

Real life medicine can't heal as well as the shosen jutsu. That is a fact.
The reason I wanted remote healing was because I could heal many people with that.
I'm not up to save the world since that utterly impossible and pointless.

Nothing you say makes me want to get some clone jutsu.
And Tsunade has healed even psychological damage, so... We have no idea what is her limit.

 

[xcoyote]

Kage Bunshin or Obito's Kamui.