How Hashirama trolled every other village except for his.

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I see it as this:
Hashirama: "I am going to create a balance of power between everyone, all villages will be equal." Paraphrased from first Kage summit forming.

Following this:
Hashirama: *Gives his village strongest tailed beast, best clans, and probably best area for village.

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'Gives best clans'
 

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The clans CHOSE HIM, and he created the village before anyone else so the spot is his. Only thing I agree on is tailed beast.
 

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I wouldn't say that he gained the best clans. His senju clan have settled in the land of fire for longer than they were alive same goes to the uchiha. But you're right about the tailed beasts and such.
 

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Well other villages could have better clans. Kishi has really never went into other villages. The other villages are either referenced slightly or some fodder with a special skill shown. Although I agree on the tail beast part. I doubt if any other village can top the leaf's in clans, since they are basically descendants of the So6P.
 

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The clans CHOSE HIM, and he created the village before anyone else so the spot is his. Only thing I agree on is tailed beast.

This .
 

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Trollkage is better
 

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The clans CHOSE HIM, and he created the village before anyone else so the spot is his. Only thing I agree on is tailed beast.

This. Except they discussed tailed beast distribution at that meeting.
 

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I don't think he had control over the kyuubi at the time. Madara had control over it.
 

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Haku and kimmimaros clan would be way above most clans with
Some development.
 

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I'mma rep you just for the title. I lol'd.
 

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- Madara is the only one you can blame for the 9-tails staying in the leaf. If he hadn't controlled it and shown the danger of its power.. then Hashirama wouldn't have had mito seal it.

- Clans, he didn't give the best clans.. he called for peace treaties.. big difference. You are acting like as if Hashirama was their father or something..

- Other villages still wanted to rage war shown in the Gokage conference itself.


Not only that when he made the village, other villages didn't exist. Not his fault there again.

In fact Hashirama was actually kind enough to even give out the tailed beasts.
 

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Think of villages forming like self chosen study groups in college. The smart kids stick together so they can do the best and help each other study (Big 5). The dumb kids are forced to be together because no one wants them on their team (suckish smaller villages). Life is tough.
 

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Think of villages forming like self chosen study groups in college. The smart kids stick together so they can do the best and help each other study (Big 5). The dumb kids are forced to be together because no one wants them on their team (suckish smaller villages). Life is tough.

Though Hashirama had weak villages join the hidden leaf.
 

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Though Hashirama had weak villages join the hidden leaf.

Only as allies (probably broke off anyways). Not economic support from what we know and they were clearly destroyed by Konoha when needed so they were expendable allies (Rain). Also, they got jack squat of the bijuu. Meanwhile, Kiri has 2 tails and 8 tails.

Hashirama didn't really do anything well. Only for the big 5, and even then, only kinda.
 

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Only as allies (probably broke off anyways). Not economic support from what we know and they were clearly destroyed by Konoha when needed so they were expendable allies (Rain). Also, they got jack squat of the bijuu. Meanwhile, Kiri has 2 tails and 8 tails.

Hashirama didn't really do anything well. Only for the big 5, and even then, only kinda.

shit no i meant clans. =x my bad.

- Konoha's creation was to stop the war that was going on = success

- Further solidify the connection between the countries with the Gokage conference = Success

- Prevent 1 country from becoming a powerhouse and taking over the world by giving out tailed beasts = Success

How can you help a country when you yourself are fighting in a war. Also, Hashirama wasn't Hokage at that time.. Hiruzen was. Hanzo and Danzo are responsible for the demise of the Hidden Rain. If they had let Yahiko continue his plan of course the leaf would've worked with them, seeing as how Hiruzen is.

On top of that you simply can't give out shit to countries.. something your favorite character tobirama said. Though he said it for financial reasons. I'm saying it because you take away the pride of people.

Hashirama didn't shit for konoha or the big 5.. He did it for the world. Konoha was simply his little step of a bigger plan.
 

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shit no i meant clans. =x my bad.

- Konoha's creation was to stop the war that was going on = success

- Further solidify the connection between the countries with the Gokage conference = Success

- Prevent 1 country from becoming a powerhouse and taking over the world by giving out tailed beasts = Success

How can you help a country when you yourself are fighting in a war. Also, Hashirama wasn't Hokage at that time.. Hiruzen was. Hanzo and Danzo are responsible for the demise of the Hidden Rain. If they had let Yahiko continue his plan of course the leaf would've worked with them, seeing as how Hiruzen is.

On top of that you simply can't give out shit to countries.. something your favorite character tobirama said. Though he said it for financial reasons. I'm saying it because you take away the pride of people.

Hashirama didn't shit for konoha or the big 5.. He did it for the world. Konoha was simply his little step of a bigger plan.
That's why they hated each other and had 3 great shinobi wars. Got it.
No, it's just 5 bullying everyone else around and hating on each other. All cool. That's like America giving out nukes to everyone and being like "yeah, war is over so we all cool, right?"

Hashirama did nothing to define the authority of the hokage (Tobirama just tells Hiruzen he is hokage despite a popularity vote needed and Danzo can just like wipe out a clan without the hokage permission = huge inconsistencies in power) or qualify the leadership skills of the candidates (Hiruzen failed epically, letting Danzo run around).

Hashirama wanted to just give shit to countries, and he did. And it failed. Tobirama ftw.

This sounds like a political debate. WTF.
 

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That's why they hated each other and had 3 great shinobi wars. Got it.
No, it's just 5 bullying everyone else around and hating on each other. All cool. That's like America giving out nukes to everyone and being like "yeah, war is over so we all cool, right?"

Hashirama did nothing to define the authority of the hokage (Tobirama just tells Hiruzen he is hokage despite a popularity vote needed and Danzo can just like wipe out a clan without the hokage permission = huge inconsistencies in power) or qualify the leadership skills of the candidates (Hiruzen failed epically, letting Danzo run around).
Hashirama wanted to just give shit to countries, and he did. And it failed. Tobirama ftw.
This sounds like a political debate. WTF.
-idiocy of the later generations doesn't = Hashirama's fault

- even though the 5 didn't bully anyone, besides themselves. Who bullied the hidden rain? no one.. its simply happened to be in the cross fire....

- Even though all the crap he did as Hokage , you claim he did nothing to define it. Hashirama himself was chosen by the people.. and according to the databooks and manga Tobirama was the people's next choice.. all decided by the people. Anything after them isn't Hashirama's fault... that they didn't follow the orders of the past. And Hiruzen was loved by everyone. Danzo was never made Hokage... only a fill-in-Hokage.. because he was the strongest leader they had.

As far as i'm concerned Madara is the one at blame here if you want to blame anyone.

Hashirama gave shit to countries by charging prices like your favorite boy Tobirama said.
 

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The only way hashi could make peace would be unification. Giving away clans? How stupid is that?
 

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Even though i hate agreeing with everything KingHashirama says but his post was true.
 
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