How do I thank a girl?

[HENI]

How do I thank a girl for rejecting me? I'm pretty glad I didn't end up dating her.

 

[Nobel]

you keep the thanks for yourself, thats how.

 

[HENI]

you keep the thanks for yourself, thats how.

But it's almost Thanksgiving. I gotta thank her!

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

Crash her thanksgiving party

 

[HENI]

Crash her thanksgiving party

I'm not going to any of her parties. She's lame.

 

[Nobel]

But it's almost Thanksgiving. I gotta thank her!

no fcks given day

 

[HENI]

no fcks given day

I want to thank her on Tuesday. It's because if she didn't reject me, I would not be with this better, hotter, much funner girl.

 

[Nobel]

I want to thank her on Tuesday. It's because if she didn't reject me, I would not be with this better, hotter, much funner girl.

thats how you humiliate the pride of your essence as Human.

 

[demon of the leaf]

I want to thank her on Tuesday. It's because if she didn't reject me, I would not be with this better, hotter, much funner girl.

Just leave it be or your just going to look like an ass at best and at worst you get your ass beat by a crowd

 

[HENI]

Just leave it be or your just going to look like an ass at best and at worst you get your ass beat by a crowd

If I get beat, they will all go bankrupt.

 

[Tobiramen]

You let her **** you right in there

 

[Howard]

You text her at three thirty in the morning talking about how your gf is a "better, hotter, much funner girl."

Optional bonus points: Do it drunk. Then post the screen shots so we can laugh at you not with you.

 

[HENI]

You text her at three thirty in the morning talking about how your gf is a "better, hotter, much funner girl."

Optional bonus points: Do it drunk. Then post the screen shots so we can laugh at you not with you.

I'd rather say it in person

 

[Howard]

I'd rather say it in person

If you do it that way, how will you prove it to the internet?

 

[Nobel]

If you do it that way, how will you prove it to the internet?

Damage control.

 

[HENI]

If you do it that way, how will you prove it to the internet?

Voice memo

 

[QueenPrincess Legendary]

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Be a normal person and say thank you very much for rejecting me. I never needed u anyways.

You must be registered for see images

And if she rejected you in a rude way, then ^. Cause she couldn't realize a great guy when she saw one.

 

[Ambivalence]

Since you don't mind being an assholе, make up a speech on how much happier you are now and try to sound as sincere and serious as possible. I can't imagine how I'd react if someone was talking a lot, thanking me for not being in a relationship with them, so it should be fun.

If that seems too boring for you, you can always set her house on fire.

 

[Howard]

Voice memo

Well I guess you could yell "World Star" really loudly beforehand as well.

You know, just to set the mood.

 

[Nobel]

You must be registered for see images

Be a normal person and say thank you very much for rejecting me. I never needed u anyways.

You must be registered for see images

And if she rejected you in a rude way, then ^. Cause she couldn't realize a great guy when she saw one.

watch out lady ,This is is beyond his intellectual potential.

You must be registered for see images

Be a normal person and say thank you very much for rejecting me. I never needed u anyways.

You must be registered for see images

And if she rejected you in a rude way, then ^. Cause she couldn't realize a great guy when she saw one.

watch out lady, this is beyond his intellectual potential

You must be registered for see images

Be a normal person and say thank you very much for rejecting me. I never needed u anyways.

You must be registered for see images

And if she rejected you in a rude way, then ^. Cause she couldn't realize a great guy when she saw one.

this universe cannot care enough