How do I thank a girl?

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Since you don't mind being an assholе, make up a speech on how much happier you are now and try to sound as sincere and serious as possible. I can't imagine how I'd react if someone was talking a lot, thanking me for not being in a relationship with them, so it should be fun.

If that seems too boring for you, you can always set her house on fire.

This.
 

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Well I guess you could yell "World Star" really loudly beforehand as well.

You know, just to set the mood.
What is a World Star?
 

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You sound bitter. Just move on with your life. I'm sure she has.
 

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You sound bitter. Just move on with your life. I'm sure she has.

I'm getting sick and tired of her. I am around my best friend, then she comes to hang out. I wanna rustle her jimmies.
 

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I'm getting sick and tired of her. I am around my best friend, then she comes to hang out. I wanna rustle her jimmies.

Sick and tired of her simply because she is coming around?
 

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I'm getting sick and tired of her. I am around my best friend, then she comes to hang out. I wanna rustle her jimmies.

imagine your 12k posts as jimmies, Those will probably be lost in one instant with your current intellect.
 

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Well maybe you could tell your bestfriend that you don't want to hang out with her for a bit (until you get over her rejecting you).

But I'm glad she rejected me
 

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u want to thank her just to hurt her ehhh ... selfish n arrogant dude ... be thankful to urself u r free at least ...
 

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It's okay to be sad man. If it makes you feel better try crying in the shower.
 
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