Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

Who has deserved to be the new pope of this church?

  • Deadai, Padre Pride.

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Dragonfly X, Padre Sloth.

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • UchihaBrat, Padre Gluttony.

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • ~Sanji~, Padre Greed.

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • The Inverted King, Lusty nun(Padre Lust).

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • ★Beca, Lady Wrath.

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

ackeem1992

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* walks in the church kneels down, starts praying*
 

Zwei

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hmph!
*takes stance*
*raises my arm and beckons you, Jet Li style*
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*takes off my shirt like kazuma kiryu*

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KOI!! (Come at me bro!)
 

UchihaBrat

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*takes off my shirt like kazuma kiryu*

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KOI!! (Come at me bro!)

Shine!!(Die)

Hokuto Jūjizan!!
*a technique attacking your vitals, making the shape of a cross on your body*
 

Zwei

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Shine!!(Die)

Hokuto Jūjizan!!
*a technique attacking your vitals, making the shape of a cross on your body*

*screams in pain*

GRRRREHHAAAH!!

.......im not done yet!!

Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken!

 

UchihaBrat

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*gets sent flying and lands on my back* Ugh!
Y-You bast- *faints (no murder herexd)*
 

Roger23

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*i slash norman's back and i lick the blood. my skin turns black as i make the symbol of jashin.*

pay homage to the mighty JASHIN!!!

*i start laughing as i stab my stomach,*
 

ackeem1992

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* stops praying, stands up, walk out the church*
 

dragongoku

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*produces knife cuts roger and starts drawing random symbols on the floor in which summoned the evil god apophis*
well heres some fun i just summoned a god with another dudes blood
 

Zwei

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*i slash norman's back and i lick the blood. my skin turns black as i make the symbol of jashin.*

pay homage to the mighty JASHIN!!!

*i start laughing as i stab my stomach,*

*dodges the knife*

LOL, you just got Norman' rolled! :D

*Starts stabbing you in the crotch*
 

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*Awakes form the rafters with all the noise.*

WHO DISTURBS THE SLEEP OF A DEMON
 

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*Transforms back to human*

ahh,it feels good to be ba-

*gets bitten by a vampire*

AARRRRGH!!

*becomes slowly a vampire myself*

......blood....i need.....blood!!! >: D

Yes I another member to our vampire family ^;_;^

*licks the blood of my arm*
 

Roger23

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*dodges the knife*

LOL, you just got Norman' rolled! :D

*Starts stabbing you in the crotch*

*i grab you neck with an iron like grip as you stab me. i then stab your chest with my retractable spear. i then throw you 20ft away from me as i lick your blood. i quickly make the seal around me*
 

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*i grab you neck with an iron like grip as you stab me. i then stab your chest with my retractable spear. i then throw you 20ft away from me as i lick your blood. i quickly make the seal around me*

GNNNGH!! my chest hurts!!

*takes off spear away from my chest*

arrgh, that hurt!!

*chest heals by itself*

ahh, that feels better! :D

......but its time to feel some blood!

*transforms into a vampire and brings up barbed cross sword*

you tasted my blood and now its mine turn to taste yours!!!

*i leap towards you and slashes you with my sword*

*licks the blood off my sword*

...tastes like chicken! :D
 

Roger23

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*i quickly block your sword with my scythe and with my left hand, i stab myself in my left thigh with a spear*

How does that feel, vampire?
 

Zwei

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*i quickly block your sword with my scythe and with my left hand, i stab myself in my left thigh with a spear*

How does that feel, vampire?

mmmm, good,good, never fought a jashin believer in a sword fight...

*takes the spear that was stabbed in my chest and licks the blood off it*

.......but, i also never did taste a jashin believer's blood....

*as then, i dissapear and reappear behind you*

......which im about to do now!

*i try to suck your blood off your neck*
 

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*as you bite my neck, i quickly bite yours. sucking your blood*

Im no ordinary jashin believer
 

Zwei

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*as you bite my neck, i quickly bite yours. sucking your blood*

Im no ordinary jashin believer

*i put your head away from my neck*

i've been already bitten, my wounds will automatically heal by themself.

....i see you are a vampire also.
 

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I guess you could say that, it happened along time ago but believe me, im no vampire

*i stop biting your neck*
 

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*flies down to the burning church* What the..??? o_O *sees blood everywhere* What's happening here? I'm absent just for a while and the church turns to a jashin-bloody-vampire-dancefloor XDD
 
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