Holy Church of Konoha: Unholy confessions

[UchihaBrat]

*walks in* hmm........bless me father for i have sined.........*throws severed head on the floor* alot

*looks at head*
... o-o The church is currently burning down to the ground atm. So, would you mind telling me your sin right here? *pulls out a plastic bag* If we keep this between us, it's almost like a confession booth!=DD What say you??

 

[Zwei]

*looks at head*
... o-o The church is currently burning down to the ground atm. So, would you mind telling me your sin right here? *pulls out a plastic bag* If we keep this between us, it's almost like a confession booth!=DD What say you??

*transforms into a werewolf*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>: O

 

[UchihaBrat]

*transforms into a werewolf*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>: O

*puts out a litter box for the wolf* There you go

 

[Kikyo]

Weeeeee burn to the ground

 

[Nyx]

Hello all. what's happening?

 

[Zwei]

*puts out a litter box for the wolf* There you go

*Transforms back to human*

ahh,it feels good to be ba-

*gets bitten by a vampire*

AARRRRGH!!

*becomes slowly a vampire myself*

......blood....i need.....blood!!! >: D

 

[Roger23]

*see's the vampire*

give me your blood...so I can pay hommage to jashin!!!

 

[Zwei]

*see's the vampire*

give me your blood...so I can pay hommage to jashin!!!

nO, I WaNt YoUr BlOoD!!

*Crashes into you, then sucks your blood from your neck*

 

[UchihaBrat]

ENOUGH!!
*walks in and spreads a cloth*
WE BATTLE THROUGH BREAKDANCE!!!

*starts spinning on my head, with legs varying from open to closed*

 

[Zwei]

ENOUGH!!
*walks in and spreads a cloth*
WE BATTLE THROUGH BREAKDANCE!!!

*starts spinning on my head, with legs varying from open to closed*

Arrrgh, i...NeEd...MoRe....BlOoD!!!!

*jumps towards at brat and pounces him, then sucks blood from his neck*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Arrrgh, i...NeEd...MoRe....BlOoD!!!!

*jumps towards at brat and pounces him, then sucks blood from his neck*

*kicks Norman before he reaches for my neck while spinning, still breakdancing*
Breakdance you vile creature!
*starts doing the worm*

 

[Zwei]

*kicks Norman before he reaches for my neck while spinning, still breakdancing*
Breakdance you vile creature!
*starts doing the worm*

GRrRrR!!!

*turns back to normal*

finally, arrgh, my neck hurts..:S

*starts breakdancing fast as hell*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*sees Norman setting the bar higher*
Oh Sh*T!
*Changes song and starts doing the helicopter*

 

[Zwei]

*sees Norman setting the bar higher*
Oh Sh*T!
*Changes song and starts doing the helicopter*

i gotta do my special dancing skill!

*starts summoning two clones who charges my hand with rasenganshuriken*

alright!

*clones finish charging, i start to dance with my rasenshuriken fast as hell*

 

[UchihaBrat]

Whoa!!O.O

*summons a monkey and starts synchronizing our moves*

 

[Zwei]

Whoa!!O.O

*summons a monkey and starts synchronizing our moves*

O.O

*summons over 9000 clones and starts dancing the thriller dance*

 

[UchihaBrat]

GAAAAHH!!
*scared*
N-N-NO! My turn!
(warning: dirty version)
*leans back*

 

[Zwei]

GAAAAHH!!
*scared*
N-N-NO! My turn!

*leans back*

GRRRR!

*summons over 90000 lions and start dancing the smooth criminal dance*

 

[UchihaBrat]

GRRRR!

*summons over 90000 lions and start dancing the smooth criminal dance*

I see. So that's how it is huh?


*Gets funky*

 

[Zwei]

I see. So that's how it is huh?

Inaf of dancing! let us fight right now!

*music changes dramatically*