help me think of a good break up lie

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As a female myself I will have to agree with The Dark King I would much rather here you tell me the truth then a lie. Something as simple as the truth can and will set u free xd

BE HONEST! You may still walk away from it as friends...
 

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Re: help me thin of a good break up lie

i cant go with honest bcause she turned out to b crazy so a lie is my best option
how crazy? dangerous? affectionate?
i like dark kings solution the most too, but it will hurt her and to hurt others usually hurts one self, so it isnt the solution for guys without bravery. and she'll hurt you most if she is really dangerous.
if she's the type of girl who catches a friend and never let him go, you'll have to tell her the truth, otherwise she'll keep clinging on you. if you value her high, it's the only responsible answer to.

apart from that:
usually bringing some space between the two of you isnt a bad idea. do some kind of internship, or make a journey with your friends. afterwards the distance will be bigger, so it'll be easier to break.
 
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Lies will just make things worse, anywhere you put it - trust me. It might even affect you in the end. Hurt, pain - they're always there. At least with the truth, you only get to hurt people once. With a lie, you get to hurt them twice: (1) is with the pain brought about by what is true, and (2) the pain brought about by being lied to. :( You can lie and no one will know unless you tell, yes. But oh well, a lie is like a smoke, it will always find its way out.*sigh*
 
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Re: help me thin of a good break up lie

Just think, though. When she finds out (and she will) about your little phib, she'll react even crazier than if you were to tell her the truth. Trust me, it'll only give her another excuse to lash out. And a good one, too. She's got feelings as well as you do.

...Buuutt if it were me whom she was dating (and I use that term loosely, I don't do that sort of thing), and her and her friends attempted to verbally abuse me or "attack" as you so well put it, I'd try to make them feel as stupid and irrational as possible. Be the calm one. If you even so much as blink the wrong way, some girls may see it as a chance to pounce.

And it your case, maybe literally. :ghehe:
 

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sooo i've been in this relationship for 4 months and im ready to get out whats the best way/best lie to leave without hurting anyone/getting attacked by her freinds. you guys havent let me down yet
just be honest with the girl okay..if she hurts u well that's ur fault for going with a crazy chick..xd jk but really telling a lie won't help it only makes things worst..U_U
 

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Like Dark King said No matter how crazy she is, just tell her the truth.
or If you are still scared to do that just make her break up with you.
 

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sooo i've been in this relationship for 4 months and im ready to get out whats the best way/best lie to leave without hurting anyone/getting attacked by her freinds. you guys havent let me down yet
Like everyone else has said...be honest. That's the best way to go. And mention that to her aswell, that you wanted to be completely honest.
And if she goes berserk, just punch her to the mouth and kick her on the boob.
 

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Re: help me thin of a good break up lie

Be honest. Unless if she's a psycho bitch. Then simply say "It's not you, it's me" XD
 

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Be honest my friend. I have dated at least 3 crazy chicks, all crazy in their own way, ranging from stalker to trying to be physically abusive. The truth works the best, no matter what you do, if she's that crazy, she'll still be crazy 99% of the time but, lieing will NEVER make things any better for you or her, ever. DONT LIE
 

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As everyone before me has said your best bet is to be honest..... Unless you have enough money and enough influence to fake you death and make it to Russia like Ragnaroc said..... but then you have to learn Russian and learn about there culture Blah blah blah


Just tell her the truth

As for break up lines these might work

You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.
It’s not you. You’re fine, lovely in fact, and much smarter than me.
The problem with our relationship is, we’re in a relationship (My personal Fave)
You have an irrational (emotional) intensive feeling for me which frightens me.
I need to see other women to prove to myself that my love for you is genuine
My di*k is committed to you but my heart is not (Might get you killed)
 

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You all are wrong. He should say :
'babe , it's either I **** you up down there and make you regret for the rest of you life OR we're breaking up'

that'll work XD!!! But if she chooses choice 1, your screwed U.U
 
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