Choji vs Kakuzu

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Oh i actually didn't see why you said that? Care to post again?
Lml fine. I make example cus you never understand when explanation. Give 500 volts to entire city, they won't know it was there. Give 500 volts to human and gg. Chouji is city, he no feel it. 4. Chouji human boulder goes rapid speeds. Massxspeed=aura power, simple physics. This means he has lots of power around him like aura, and gian will just be deflected/tanked. 5. Chouji slap can insta one shot. Diamond or not, if a 5 kilo diamond has 1Billion tones of compressed steal in it, diamond go bang bang. Chouji is 1Bil tone of steal, Domu is 5kilo's of diamond. Ino reacted to gian, but chouji can't? Lol, ironic. Moreover, DB says Gian gouges rock. Boulders are larger than rock. Chouji is the human boulder. Chouji tanks.
 

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Alas the rage that filled me with the underrating of Kakuzu has left,making me able to rape you mongrels once and for all.

That doesn't mean much.. It's not the same as a normal lighting. It's a lightning bolt, yes, but one made out of Chakra. Not a natural one. Nothing states that these two are the same. Absolutely nothing. And his Chakra shroud can easily tear through solid rock so yes, it can. And his wings have physical form,

Didn't know anything differentiated them either? Thats cute, Gian easily pierces through boulders...Boulders>Rocks

so they can tank shit without Chouji being hurt. Gian doesn't have much destructive power. Stop being biased Zex. Kakuzu does not take this with low difficulty. In fact, Chouji stands a better chance.

Destruction power? Of course not its not a destructive technique its a lethal one, one meant for delivering the killing blow as stated in the DB if you could merely use your eyes and read ^_^. Nah still have not countered how he sees from a blindspot and counters an ambushed attack. Better yet, Kakuzu uses his Fuuton, Knocks chouji over if not breaking a few minor bones in his giant yet still as fragile skeleton
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Then merely rips right through his organs, or engulfs him in a fuuton and Katon combo Which was pretty wide even before being able to hit full stride due to the counter jutsu. Don't say Chouji's wings can overpower Kakuzu's fuuton, as its two completely different properties of wind.





False. No mask has shown to be capable of flying. In fact, not even the Fuuton one. What it does is gliding as Caterpillar once said. You have no proof that they fly. THEY JUMP. And lol, they don't tank shockwaves. Not at all.

If you really can't take the fact that things don't jump horizontally, nor do they jump in curvature then i don't know what to tell you, i've shown you this many a time but your stubbornness just keeps on coming U_U





It's basically saying a harpoon can pierce a Blue Whale and kill it. Kakuzu will die of chakra exhaustion before he kills this blue whale, and before the Blue Whale literally devours him.

...Bro, Harpoons are made for piercing and delivering lethal blows to whales? Lml Terrible analogy. Besides is there anyproof that Chouji's Blubber actually becomes thicker? I'm fairly certain it reminds the same amount of weight as if it truly did increase in blubber he would not be able to expand one body part without falling over.

Either way This is clearly said to be an incredible piercing attack blubber is a pathetic defense >.<


@6 Paths, using rank my man? I thought you were better then this


Was that a joke indra? All i got out of that was Gian only pierces rock, which btw it explicably states boulders XD and it doesn't mention that being a limit
 

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Alas the rage that filled me with the underrating of Kakuzu has left,making me able to rape you mongrels once and for all.



Didn't know anything differentiated them either? Thats cute, Gian easily pierces through boulders...Boulders>Rocks



Destruction power? Of course not its not a destructive technique its a lethal one, one meant for delivering the killing blow as stated in the DB if you could merely use your eyes and read ^_^. Nah still have not countered how he sees from a blindspot and counters an ambushed attack. Better yet, Kakuzu uses his Fuuton, Knocks chouji over if not breaking a few minor bones in his giant yet still as fragile skeleton
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Then merely rips right through his organs, or engulfs him in a fuuton and Katon combo Which was pretty wide even before being able to hit full stride due to the counter jutsu. Don't say Chouji's wings can overpower Kakuzu's fuuton, as its two completely different properties of wind.







If you really can't take the fact that things don't jump horizontally, nor do they jump in curvature then i don't know what to tell you, i've shown you this many a time but your stubbornness just keeps on coming U_U







...Bro, Harpoons are made for piercing and delivering lethal blows to whales? Lml Terrible analogy. Besides is there anyproof that Chouji's Blubber actually becomes thicker? I'm fairly certain it reminds the same amount of weight as if it truly did increase in blubber he would not be able to expand one body part without falling over.

Either way This is clearly said to be an incredible piercing attack blubber is a pathetic defense >.<


@6 Paths, using rank my man? I thought you were better then this


Was that a joke indra? All i got out of that was Gian only pierces rock, which btw it explicably states boulders XD and it doesn't mention that being a limit
Lml joke? More like you had no way to refute so acted like it was a joke.
 

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Bro, i just fully read it, it makes no sense :|
lml w.universalclass.co m/i/course/reading-comprehension-101.htm
 

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lml w.universalclass.co m/i/course/reading-comprehension-101.htm

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Alas the rage that filled me with the underrating of Kakuzu has left,making me able to rape you mongrels once and for all.

*sigh* so biased.. Zexion, you can't rape anyone here. You can only overrate Kakuzu.


Didn't know anything differentiated them either? Thats cute, Gian easily pierces through boulders...Boulders>Rocks

Easily pierces through boulders? LOL. Hype. DB says Hebi Sasuke has godlike speed. So Hebi Sasuke blitzes everyone? DB is hype, no proof. Manga shown Chouji TEARING through boulders with his Chakra shroud.


Destruction power? Of course not its not a destructive technique its a lethal one, one meant for delivering the killing blow as stated in the DB if you could merely use your eyes and read ^_^. Nah still have not countered how he sees from a blindspot and counters an ambushed attack. Better yet, Kakuzu uses his Fuuton, Knocks chouji over if not breaking a few minor bones in his giant yet still as fragile skeleton

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Then merely rips right through his organs, or engulfs him in a fuuton and Katon combo Which was pretty wide even before being able to hit full stride due to the counter jutsu. Don't say Chouji's wings can overpower Kakuzu's fuuton, as its two completely different properties of wind.

That's all nice, though, of course you're being biased and not counting in Chouji's size here. Atsugai is like a small breeze to him. It can't knock him over. Gedo Mazou's shockwave barely did it and GM's shockwave is muuuuuuuuch more powerful. The Katon? It's literally like a campfire. It can burn his skin a little bit, but then Chouji sees the mask and crushes it. Chouji fought Kakuzu before. He knows what his masks can do and that there are multiple of them. He'd know to simply use the spiky boulder technique to roll around like a giant spiky metallic ball, crushing anything in it's path and tanking anything Kakuzu throws at him.

If you really can't take the fact that things don't jump horizontally, nor do they jump in curvature then i don't know what to tell you, i've shown you this many a time but your stubbornness just keeps on coming U_U

Sure, they don't. Lol The sound affects prior to the page said ''sfx: jump jump jump jump''. It was a mere jump.
 

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*sigh* so biased.. Zexion, you can't rape anyone here. You can only overrate Kakuzu.

*Naruto OST's In Bull Shit Out*




Easily pierces through boulders? LOL. Hype. DB says Hebi Sasuke has godlike speed. So Hebi Sasuke blitzes everyone? DB is hype, no proof. Manga shown Chouji TEARING through boulders with his Chakra shroud.

Except was that not in a character description page? Which is basically meant for hype, the jutsu descriptions are supposed to accurately describe the jutsu, whether you believe the hype or not it took a raikiri to stop them, giving them around the same piercing properties. Not to mention it nearly overpowered the Raikiri.





That's all nice, though, of course you're being biased and not counting in Chouji's size here. Atsugai is like a small breeze to him. It can't knock him over. Gedo Mazou's shockwave barely did it and GM's shockwave is muuuuuuuuch more powerful. The Katon? It's literally like a campfire. It can burn his skin a little bit, but then Chouji sees the mask and crushes it. Chouji fought Kakuzu before. He knows what his masks can do and that there are multiple of them. He'd know to simply use the spiky boulder technique to roll around like a giant spiky metallic ball, crushing anything in it's path and tanking anything Kakuzu throws at him.

*sigh* No my man simply no if you actually could heed other peoples advice and learn to read you can see that this jutsu isn't a *gust of wind*
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Its basically a compacted mass on par with a tornado. Which btw it too also towered over the large tree's, meaning that whichever part of chouji's body it engulfs, its going to apply extreme pressure to it, something which not even this amazing "blubber" Can save him from, breaking bones and doing whatever. However due to the explosion in which this occurs it also has the properties to knock things over, its much more then a shock wave its a natural disaster ;) Now if that doesn't do it for you it clearly states that it gouges the earth as well, meaning chouji's foothold will be removed making him fall either way. Really need to read up on what these "weak" jutsu can do.


Sure, they don't. Lol The sound affects prior to the page said ''sfx: jump jump jump jump''. It was a mere jump.

Ahh but what do you do to get in the air and gain momentum my man? You jump lml that argument never ceases to amuse me U_U

Something which pain clearly demonstrates here So i suppose pain merely jumped for 10 minutes straight XD
 

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Lmfaaoo. Zexion.. Sorry to say, but we were bullshitting you this whole time.

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Hope the ass doesn't hurt too much.
 
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I was mad at first but i kind of noticed when you said some things :p Also i won't say who U_U but someone let me know ahead of time ;) I'll let you squabble among-st yourselves like the peasants you are U_U


Kakuzu wins U_U
 

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I used to think Kakuzu stomps but after reading the arguments, I think it is Chouji who will do the stomping. Even with Hidan's help, Kakuzu still gets raped.
 
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