Bishamon Trains Hiruzen

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*waits for sensei*

First day at school...

 

[Gatsndshanks]

*licks thumb and cleans your ear*
T_T they grow up so fast

GL

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*licks thumb and cleans your ear*
T_T they grow up so fast

GL

Gay...

 

[BishamonSama]

*walks up to hiruzen, reading a jiraiya porn book, whistling*

^.^

 

[Elias]

*appears standing a few feet away from hiruzen, eating nachos*

sup

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*walks up to hiruzen, reading a jiraiya porn book, whistling*

^.^

Oy! Ero-Sennin! Let's train!

*appears standing a few feet away from hiruzen, eating nachos*

sup

*steals nacho*

Nothing... just chillin...

 

[Lara]

gl 'Zen
lmao

 

[BishamonSama]

Oy! Ero-Sennin! Let's train!

Alright, then.

First off, I want you to come at me with all you've got. Don't hold back.

You're going to have to steal this bell from me before noon.

*stuffs the bell up my nose*


Now let's see what you've got.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Alright, then.

First off, I want you to come at me with all you've got. Don't hold back.

You're going to have to steal this bell from me before noon.

*stuffs the bell up my nose*


Now let's see what you've got.

*I take out a kunai and run at you, punching you in the stomach making you eject the bell*

 

[Elias]

Alright, then.

First off, I want you to come at me with all you've got. Don't hold back.

You're going to have to steal this bell from me before noon.

*stuffs the bell up my nose*


Now let's see what you've got.

you sound congested b.sama

 

[BishamonSama]

*I take out a kunai and run at you, punching you in the stomach making you eject the bell*

*hops up above your punch, and lands on your outstretched arm while not actually putting any pressure on your arm*

I'm light as a feather O^O!

*still reading my book*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*hops up above your punch, and lands on your outstretched arm while not actually putting any pressure on your arm*

I'm light as a feather O^O!

*still reading my book*

Nani!? Light as a feather huh? That's good for me!

*as you stand on my arm I grab your legs and throw your body as well as two kunais while you're in mid-air*

 

[BishamonSama]

Nani!? Light as a feather huh? That's good for me!

*as you stand on my arm I grab your legs and throw your body as well as two kunais while you're in mid-air*

*I hop above the arm that you use to try and grab me, and land on it while it's outstretched*

Oooh, lesbians! *flips to a new page in my book*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*I hop above the arm that you use to try and grab me, and land on it while it's outstretched*

Oooh, lesbians! *flips to a new page in my book*

Damn you! Pervy-sensei!

*I put my arm on the ground while you stand on it and lock my hands around your neck in a submissive move*

 

[BishamonSama]

Damn you! Pervy-sensei!

*I put my arm on the ground while you stand on it and lock my hands around your neck in a submissive move*

*you catch me in the choke-hold*

*a clone of me appears behind you with a kunai to your throat*


I didn't say start yet.

*both clones of myself poof away*

*out of the forrest:* START!

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*you catch me in the choke-hold*

*a clone of me appears behind you with a kunai to your throat*


I didn't say start yet.

*both clones of myself poof away*

*out of the forrest:* START!

*conceal myself in the forest in the bushes D) watching your every move*

*when I find an opening I kick you in the back of the head making the bell come out, and i catch it in the air*

 

[BishamonSama]

*conceal myself in the forest in the bushes D) watching your every move*

*when I find an opening I kick you in the back of the head making the bell come out, and i catch it in the air*

*you kick me to find that you really kicked a scarecrow*

*a rope catches your foot, and pulls you high up into a nearby tree, head-over-heels*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*you kick me to find that you really kicked a scarecrow*

*a rope catches your foot, and pulls you high up into a nearby tree, head-over-heels*

Damn... you got me...

*I cut the rope with a kunai and hide underground*

 

[BishamonSama]

Damn... you got me...

*I cut the rope with a kunai and hide underground*

*when you hit the ground, another rope trap activates, and takes you up into the tree once more*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*when you hit the ground, another rope trap activates, and takes you up into the tree once more*

Chikusho....

*hangs on the tree upside down*

I'm out of kunais...

*chews the rope and run at you doing a leaf whirlwind*