Bishamon Trains Hiruzen

[BishamonSama]

Chikusho....

*hangs on the tree upside down*

I'm out of kunais...

*chews the rope and run at you doing a leaf whirlwind*

*goes on all fours flat on the ground, dodging the leaf whirlwind from underneath*

O_O

 

[Elias]

*peeks into b.sama's book*

augh!!

its the yaoi redneck edition! >.<

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*goes on all fours flat on the ground, dodging the leaf whirlwind from underneath*

O_O

You're making this doggy-style huh?

*downward kick with the second leg you as you're underneath*

*peeks into b.sama's book*

augh!!

Its the yaoi redneck edition! >.<

lol! Xd

 

[Elias]

you're making this doggy-style huh

LMFAO!!!

quoted xD

 

[BishamonSama]

You're making this doggy-style huh?

*downward kick with the second leg you as you're underneath*

*rolls over onto my back, grabbing your leg with both of my feet*

*flips you over me, sending you flying dozens of yards away*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

LMFAO!!!

quoted xD

If you put that in your sig you will contribute to my public humiliation on NB. Please don't XD

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*rolls over onto my back, grabbing your leg with both of my feet*

*flips you over me, sending you flying dozens of yards away*

LOL.. Nice move...

*as i land "dozens of yards away" I throw two kunais that I catch on the grouns with cables attached to them*

*i throw them to two trees on each side of you and start running around you, binding you with the cables*

 

[Elias]

LOL.. Nice move...

*as i land "dozens of yards away" I throw two kunais that I catch on the grouns with cables attached to them*

*i throw them to two trees on each side of you and start running around you, binding you with the cables*

hey hiruzen, wanna go doggy style?

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

hey hiruzen, wanna go doggy style?

I'll have to say no to that one...

 

[narutouchihakiller]

*appears to see how's hiruzen doing*
*his evil strong presence burns everything around him*

 

[BishamonSama]

LOL.. Nice move...

*as i land "dozens of yards away" I throw two kunais that I catch on the grouns with cables attached to them*

*i throw them to two trees on each side of you and start running around you, binding you with the cables*

*flexes my arms, and the cables break*

Yea. I'm strong.

*kicks the ground, loosening the rock, and kicks it again, launching a large boulder right at you*


Earthbending right there, eh, elias? >

 

[Elias]

*appears to see how's hiruzen doing*
*his evil strong presence burns everything around him*

>_>....

Gay.

*flexes my arms, and the cables break*

Yea. I'm strong.

*kicks the ground, loosening the rock, and kicks it again, launching a large boulder right at you*


Earthbending right there, eh, elias? >

Firebending can kick earth's ass any day

 

[narutouchihakiller]

hey hiruzen, wanna go doggy style?

*super sage naruto with nine tailed chakra under his control finds this disturbing and kills elias with his odama rassen shuriken*
(odama rassen shruken:mix of rassengan's chakra manipulatuon with multiple nature manipulation)

 

[BishamonSama]

Firebending can kick earth's ass any day

No way, firebending's for wussies >_>


Did you see how King Boomi owned everyone with only his mouth exposed?

The only reason the firebenders nearly conquered all the kingdoms was because of their gay machines >_<

*super sage naruto with nine tailed chakra under his control finds this disturbing and kills elias with his odama rassen shuriken*
(odama rassen shruken:mix of rassengan's chakra manipulatuon with multiple nature manipulation)

*makes one handseal, and narutouchihakiller's jutsu stops*

I could stop your entire chakra flow with one more handseal, if you don't stop it.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*flexes my arms, and the cables break*

Yea. I'm strong.

*kicks the ground, loosening the rock, and kicks it again, launching a large boulder right at you*


Earthbending right there, eh, elias? >

*gets out of the boulder's way*

Damn...

*hides in the middle of the rocks and i come out of them underneath you with my finger stretched at your nose*

 

[BishamonSama]

*gets out of the boulder's way*

Damn...

*hides in the middle of the rocks and i come out of them underneath you with my finger stretched at your nose*

*steps on your hand that you have outstretched*

*picks you up by your head*

*throws you at the distant mountains*

 

[Elias]

No way, firebending's for wussies >_>


Did you see how King Boomi owned everyone with only his mouth exposed?

The only reason the firebenders nearly conquered all the kingdoms was because of their gay machines >_<



*makes one handseal, and narutouchihakiller's jutsu stops*

I could stop your entire chakra flow with one more handseal, if you don't stop it.

its true! T^T

but we still look more badass

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*steps on your hand that you have outstretched*

*picks you up by your head*

*throws you at the distant mountains*

*disappears in a shining star*
*voice fading*
I'll get you one day senseeeeeeei....

 

[BishamonSama]

*disappears in a shining star*
*voice fading*
I'll get you one day senseeeeeeei....

No, you're supposed to say "I'm blasting off agaaaaaain"

T^T

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*appears to see how's hiruzen doing*
*his evil strong presence burns everything around him*

who are you?

So now what?