what a terrible piece of garbage.
infantile dialogue with constant attempts at humour even when completely inappropriate
out of character behaviour (thor seemed to regress to how he was at the start of his movie and same with tony). everyone seemed to be petulant teenagers always fighting amongst themselves for seemingly no reason.
waay powered down characters. remember how thor basically solo'd hundreds of frost giants? apparently one guy in a suit can get the best of him.
unexplained plot devices and nonsensical crap, like hulk suddenly abel to control himself.
pathetic villain defeat and motivation. loki was great in thor and horrible in avengers. he seemed like he couldnt do anything without his precious army and got stomped by hulk in a ridiculous cartoonish way
overlong, overhyped, overblown tripe. i couldnt believe i was looking at my watch while the big fight with the army happened. we were led to believe this was most of the movie but it went by so fast and was cartoonish.
none of the other movies were this comedic and forced. thor was serious. captain america was serious. i got tired of downy jr's "witty banter" in iron man 1. hes supposed to have wised up by now and become more serious.
and plus the story felt forced and things went nowhere. who was this army? where did they come from? why do they want to rule earth? why would they follow loki if they are so strong? why were they beaten so easily, so much so that black widow was fighting on par with them but thor seemed to be doing no better than her?
why did they introduce fury becoming bad and building nukes and shit if it went nowhere? did the writers just forget?
its called avengers but it should be called iron man 3 starring iron man and nick fury. no one else was in this movie. they just stood around occasionally swinging a hammer or a shield.
hawkeye being temporarily evil was a waste of time and completely pointless if he was healed from it by just getting hit on the head. i literally shouted wtf at that one.
whats the point of having thor there if hes barely any more special or powerful than iron man, a normal human? comics wise he is by far the strongest. and it would look pretty clownish to have comic thor being treated as hawkeyes equal.
did they ever explain how loki survived his fall? was the MAIN VILLAIN's story not important to these writers?
why did hawkeye seem to have unlimited arrows? was he pulling them out of his ass?
all the fights sucked. would it kill them to hold the camera still? remember how in incredible hulk we saw pretty much all of hulk vs abomination? that was a great fight because we saw it all. and because we were emotionally invested due to the whole fight being a leadup to that. but there was no leadup to hulk stomping on loki and no leadup to nameless goons doing no better vs a human girl than they do against a norse god. it got insulting after a while to watch this pig slop. only reason i ddint walk out is i didnt want to waste my money.
only good parts were the music, loki's crazy smile at the beginning, and mark ruffalo not being horrible.
infantile dialogue with constant attempts at humour even when completely inappropriate
out of character behaviour (thor seemed to regress to how he was at the start of his movie and same with tony). everyone seemed to be petulant teenagers always fighting amongst themselves for seemingly no reason.
waay powered down characters. remember how thor basically solo'd hundreds of frost giants? apparently one guy in a suit can get the best of him.
unexplained plot devices and nonsensical crap, like hulk suddenly abel to control himself.
pathetic villain defeat and motivation. loki was great in thor and horrible in avengers. he seemed like he couldnt do anything without his precious army and got stomped by hulk in a ridiculous cartoonish way
overlong, overhyped, overblown tripe. i couldnt believe i was looking at my watch while the big fight with the army happened. we were led to believe this was most of the movie but it went by so fast and was cartoonish.
none of the other movies were this comedic and forced. thor was serious. captain america was serious. i got tired of downy jr's "witty banter" in iron man 1. hes supposed to have wised up by now and become more serious.
and plus the story felt forced and things went nowhere. who was this army? where did they come from? why do they want to rule earth? why would they follow loki if they are so strong? why were they beaten so easily, so much so that black widow was fighting on par with them but thor seemed to be doing no better than her?
why did they introduce fury becoming bad and building nukes and shit if it went nowhere? did the writers just forget?
its called avengers but it should be called iron man 3 starring iron man and nick fury. no one else was in this movie. they just stood around occasionally swinging a hammer or a shield.
hawkeye being temporarily evil was a waste of time and completely pointless if he was healed from it by just getting hit on the head. i literally shouted wtf at that one.
whats the point of having thor there if hes barely any more special or powerful than iron man, a normal human? comics wise he is by far the strongest. and it would look pretty clownish to have comic thor being treated as hawkeyes equal.
did they ever explain how loki survived his fall? was the MAIN VILLAIN's story not important to these writers?
why did hawkeye seem to have unlimited arrows? was he pulling them out of his ass?
all the fights sucked. would it kill them to hold the camera still? remember how in incredible hulk we saw pretty much all of hulk vs abomination? that was a great fight because we saw it all. and because we were emotionally invested due to the whole fight being a leadup to that. but there was no leadup to hulk stomping on loki and no leadup to nameless goons doing no better vs a human girl than they do against a norse god. it got insulting after a while to watch this pig slop. only reason i ddint walk out is i didnt want to waste my money.
only good parts were the music, loki's crazy smile at the beginning, and mark ruffalo not being horrible.