akatsuki jobs?

[~Dream~]

Tobi- comedian

 

[soulless uchiha]

Tobi- comedian

lol nice

 

[Child of the Prophecy]

Zetsu the gardener

 

[soulless uchiha]

Zetsu the gardener

lol ok!!!

 

[GenKiDama]

hidan would be one of those church door knockers

 

[soulless uchiha]

xd

hidan would be one of those church door knockers

haha oh no!!!

 

[sG Taka]

hidan would be one of those church door knockers

I was just about to post this. You.. :|

Kakuzu would be a world-wide Twister champion while Zetsu could be a plant in my backyard.

 

[kozinaruckus]

Deidara- E.O.D. Technician(look it up if you don't know)

 

[Aze]

Young Tsunade - My wife

 

[-Jiraiya-]

Pain: Mortuary keeper
Itachi: Contact lens shop
Kisame: Fisherman
Tobi: Mask shop in festivals
Deidara: Fireworks shop
Sasori: Puppet sales for children
Hidan: Shrine keeper
Kakuzu: Stitching, tailor
Zetsu: Plant Nursery
Konan: Paper industry

 

[jvsluys]

Kisame-- Sea World Director or the person on the platform that makes Free Willy jump>.<
Pain-- Mortician
Kakuza--Cardiac Surgeon
Hidan--Magician
Konan--a Notebook
Itachi--Counselor
Sasori--take over Pinocchio's job
Deidara--play dough maker
Oro--New Steve Irwin
Tobi--Day of the Dead mask maker

 

[Sasuke uchiha 185]

sasuke the singer
sasuke is also akatsuki

 

[ghost nappa]

Kakuzu: organ doner
Pain: janitor(s)
kisame: fish rights activist
Itachi: Who needs a job when you can genjutsu people for cash?
Hidan: in solitary confinement for life
Tobi: comedian
Orochimaru: Singer
Deidara: terrorist
Zetsu: President
Konan: Librarian
Sasori: film director

 

[MeIsOsUmSoS]

Deidara is white he cant be a terrorist u guys are crayzyz

 

[ItachIGOD22]

ITACHI = ruler of the world
NAGATO = his right hand
KONAN = her *** slave
DEIDARA = nuclear department
KAKUZU = budget deparment
HIDAN = the prophet or his preacher
SASORI = puppeter squad
KISAME = his LEFT hand ofc
ZETSU = his weeds
TOBI = IDK know his role in ITACHI's world domination

 

[Baka Sennin]

Itachi- fbi agent
Deidara- terrorist
Tobi- politician
Kakuzu- loan shark
Hidan- psycho, would probably be in jail
Kisame- hired assasin
Konan- trophy wife
Zetsu- cannibal
Orochimaru- either a pedo or a collector
Sasori- weapons engineer in robotics
Pain- mafia boss

 

[Ultimatevirus]

itachi... will be just a babysitter..

 

[X Drake]

Itachi- fbi agent
Deidara- terrorist
Tobi- politician
Kakuzu- loan shark
Hidan- psycho, would probably be in jail
Kisame- hired assasin
Konan- trophy wife
Zetsu- cannibal
Orochimaru- either a pedo or a collector
Sasori- weapons engineer in robotics
Pain- mafia boss

Haha good one

 

[lnvalid]

Orochimaru-Child molester, seeing as how he kept wanting "that little boy sasukes body" i always got this child predator feel form oro...

 

[devil naruto]

itachi a male stripper