akatsuki jobs?

[Haku Yuki]

Kakashi and Jiraiya would be porn directors.

Oh HAHAHAAHHAAHAHH

Oh man, oh yeah I can so see that happening.

*on set*

Jiraiya: Okay lets speed this up

Kakashi:YOUR RUINING THE MOMEMNT

 

[PainIsGod]

Really easy...

Kakuzu - Heart-transplant Surgeon
Hidan - Preacher
Kisame - Marine zoologist (works part-time on Ocean World)
Itachi - Optamologist
Deidara - Sculptor
Sasori - Puppeteer (duh?)
Tobi - Fedex guy
Zetsu - Also Fedex guy (and/or ornamental plant)
Konan - Art teacher
Pain/Nagato - ???? He's too weird.. no one would hire him

WTH He is an extremely magnificent person

 

[soulless uchiha]

Kakashi and Jiraiya would be porn directors.

haha holy crapxd

 

[9Bijuu]

Hidan (my third favorite in Akatsuki) - Can EASILY see him as someone working at a tattoo parlor.

 

[MiaStylaz14]

well since itachi's dad was from the police force i would say something like black ops or a navy seal or maybe he can be the player type lol and he would work as a Host lol since he has a pretty face and all lol

 

[uchihadesendent]

president itachi. lol

cool I had the same idea :izuna:

Orochimaru- Michael Jackson's double

Kisame Sushi worker
Konan origami artist
Sasori Puppet builder
Pein president
Itachi psychologist
Deidara sculpture artist
Hidan Religious priest
Kakuzu Homeless
Zetsu spy agent

holy crap much respect to you my man that suits them perfectly but what about orochimaru?

 

[epictobi]

kisame: sudhi worker
konan: oragami artist
sasori: waiter (doesnt like to be kept waiting need to learn some patience hm)
diedera: terrorist
itachi: human mind expert
hidan: priest
kakuza: heart transplanter
zetsu: james bond new movie
pain.....his job is to be epic and say epic lines like "i am god"
tobi: hudini

 

[Nigete]

Itachi - Magician/hypnotist
Sasori - Puppeteer
Pain - Body piercing artist
Kakuzu - Surgeon
Tobi - Comedian

 

[ClashinDevestation]

I think iTACHI WOULD BE A GREAT THERIPIST. LOL

 

[9Bijuu]

Itachi - Military job, no doubt, most likely high ranking officer due to his genius.
Kisame - Exhibit at an aquarium.

Sasori - He'd be the one puppeteering for the Muppet show.
Deidara - He'd be an inmates girlfriend after he gets arrested for terrorism.

Tobi - He'd be retired, dude is well over 70 imo.
Zetsu - Sitting in a plant pot on my back porch.

Hidan - Tattoo artist, seriously suits him and he can just save some blood and kill the people he tattoos later on via his weird jutsu.
Kakuzu - Mafia collecting money, suits him well - lets him kick ass and be greedy.

Nagato - Peace activist, like an asian Ghandi.
Konan - Most likely at a salon or something of that sort.

Orochimaru (ex member, still counts!) - Driving the white fan that has, "Little Angels Daycare Service," spray-painted on the side.

 

[itachixnamikaze]

Itachi as the president lololol

 

[Sasuke uchiha 185]

iTACHI PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

 

[Sasuke uchiha 185]

sasuke the singer

 

[Kamikage]

Itachi-Psychologist
Kisame- Sushi man
Sasori-Entertainer
Deidara-Sculpture
Hidan-Priest
Kakuzu-Black market dude
(Funny)Tobi- Comedian
(Evil)Tobi-Dictator?
Zetsu-Spy or gardener
Konan-Paper provider
Nagato-Preacher

xd

 

[MeIsOsUmSoS]

Hidan-Freak Show
why? No one beluv his stories about Lord Jashin


Konan+Sai=Printer

 

[hurpderpnarutolol]

Konan would work at hooters

 

[Conan Uchiha]

Itachi-Psychologist
Kisame- Sushi man
Sasori-Entertainer
Deidara-Sculpture
Hidan-Priest
Kakuzu-Black market dude
(Funny)Tobi- Comedian
(Evil)Tobi-Dictator?
Zetsu-Spy or gardener
Konan-Paper provider
Nagato-Preacher

xd

Kisame- Sushi man or Shark trainer
Sasori-Entertainer or puppeteer
Deidara-Sculpture or bomb builder
Hidan- (satanic) Priest
Kakuzu-Black market dude or bounty hunter
(Funny)Tobi- Comedian
(Evil)Tobi-Dictator or terrorist leader ala osama
Zetsu-Spy, gardener or green giant mascot Lol
Konan-Paper provider, model or artiest
Nagato-Preacher

 

[Q of the Sharingan]

Deidara - terrorist
Sasori - puppeteer
Pain - Politician/activist
Konan - Origami shopkeeper
Kakuzu - Bounty hunter
Zetsu - Farmer/ plant shopkeeper
Tobi - comedian/clown
Hidan - satanist
Orochimaru - Scientist/pedophile
Kisame - Fisher on deadliest catch
Itachi - CEO

 

[xXsaga of the6pathXx]

Konan strip clubxd

 

[Sage of Infinity Paths]

Ezio Jobs