akatsuki jobs?

[soulless uchiha]

Kisame Sushi worker
Konan origami artist
Sasori Puppet builder
Pein president
Itachi psychologist
Deidara sculpture artist
Hidan Religious priest
Kakuzu Homeless
Zetsu spy agent

itachi, hidan, and kakazu...hilarious!!!

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Nvm. your right i can see him as a priest

 

[soulless uchiha]

Nvm. your right i can see him as a priest

true true

 

[MacMiller]

Pein could be a magician using the Rinnegan.
Konan can sell origami.
Sasori a puppeteer.
Kakuzu can be an untrustworthy cashier.
Hidan can be a motivational speaker.
White Zetsu can be a comedian with Tobi.
Black Zetsu can be in a cubicle.
Kisame can be a zoo animal.
Itachi can be a hypnotist.
Deidara will definitely be a terrorist just like how he was before Akatsuki.
Nagato could become a Priest maybe, reviving the dead to freak people out.

 

[al3xsmith13]

Itachi could be a used car salesman hahah hes great at lying

 

[Young Thug]

Orochimaru - Famous Pop icon

+rep for that reference. :scorps:

 

[zenkutsu]

nagato: cult leader

 

[soulless uchiha]

Pein could be a magician using the Rinnegan.
Konan can sell origami.
Sasori a puppeteer.
Kakuzu can be an untrustworthy cashier.
Hidan can be a motivational speaker.
White Zetsu can be a comedian with Tobi.
Black Zetsu can be in a cubicle.
Kisame can be a zoo animal.
Itachi can be a hypnotist.
Deidara will definitely be a terrorist just like how he was before Akatsuki.
Nagato could become a Priest maybe, reviving the dead to freak people out.

kisame as a zoo animal??? lolxd

 

[XxNaruto10xX]

Itachi could be a used car salesman hahah hes great at lying

Lol true

 

[soulless uchiha]

Itachi could be a used car salesman hahah hes great at lying

hmmmm..you'll never know who you truly are until you die....SO GET THIS GREAT DEAL NOW!!! COME BEFORE 11:00 AND WE'LL GIVE YOU 100 DOLLARS!!

 

[Solo]

Zetsu - Florist

Kakuzu - Banker

Pain - God

Deidara - Terrorist

Tobi - Comedy show

Konan - stripper

Itachi - President of the Big Brothers Big Sisters Program

Kisame - Shark Expert

Sasori -Toymaker or puppeteer

Hidan - Pastor

 

[soulless uchiha]

Zetsu - Florist

Kakuzu - Banker

Pain - God

Deidara - Terrorist

Tobi - Comedy show

Konan - stripper

Itachi - President of the Big Brothers Big Sisters Program

Kisame - Shark Expert

Sasori -Toymaker or puppeteer

Hidan - Pastor

lol nice!

 

[Kakashi Uchiha Hatake]

Why not Sasori just be a puppeteir? Lol nice btw

thnz and btw i didnt make him a puppeteer cuz they usually play with those little shitty puppets but he would be the real deal

 

[soulless uchiha]

thnz and btw i didnt make him a puppeteer cuz they usually play with those little shitty puppets but he would be the real deal

true

 

[gutSy Sage]

deidara- queer art teacher

sasori- fire wood

 

[BONTUL]

Really easy...

Kakuzu - Heart-transplant Surgeon
Hidan - Preacher
Kisame - Marine zoologist (works part-time on Ocean World)
Itachi - Optamologist
Deidara - Sculptor
Sasori - Puppeteer (duh?)
Tobi - Fedex guy
Zetsu - Also Fedex guy (and/or ornamental plant)
Konan - Art teacher
Pain/Nagato - ???? He's too weird.. no one would hire him

 

[Floydical]

Konan- working at Kinko's

Konan- Kinko's.... brilliant just brilliant.

How bout Kakuzu as a scarecrow for hire?

 

[soulless uchiha]

Really easy...

Kakuzu - Heart-transplant Surgeon
Hidan - Preacher
Kisame - Marine zoologist (works part-time on Ocean World)
Itachi - Optamologist
Deidara - Sculptor
Sasori - Puppeteer (duh?)
Tobi - Fedex guy
Zetsu - Also Fedex guy (and/or ornamental plant)
Konan - Art teacher
Pain/Nagato - ???? He's too weird.. no one would hire him

tobi as a fedex guy???:shrug:

 

[Floydical]

And everyone that said Sasori a puppeteer and Deidara a terrorist... come on!! The point of this thread is to come up with clever things... not the obvious :flaw:

 

[soulless uchiha]

And everyone that said Sasori a puppeteer and Deidara a terrorist... come on!! The point of this thread is to come up with clever things... not the obvious :flaw:

true true yes