akatsuki jobs?

[gutSy Sage]

hidan- Mormon

 

[soulless uchiha]

hidan- Mormon

haha!!

 

[Finn]

Hidan, Jehovah's witness

 

[soulless uchiha]

Hidan, Jehovah's witness

lol what!!xd:scorps:

 

[Finn]

Sasori, politician

 

[Finn]

Kakuzu, Cardio surgeon

 

[Floydical]

Okay... clever ones I can come up with:

Pain- The president, chairman, CEO, HR rep, PR rep and executive adviser of a successful coporation xd

Hidan- Acupuncturist

Kakuzu- Scarecrow :scorps:

Itachi- Life coach/ advisor :flaw:

Diedara- Talk show host or radio announcer

Sasori- Audio book narrator (zzzzzz) :sy:

 

[soulless uchiha]

Okay... clever ones I can come up with:

Pain- The president, chairman, CEO, HR rep, PR rep and executive adviser of a successful coporation xd

Hidan- Acupuncturist

Kakuzu- Scarecrow :scorps:

Itachi- Life coach/ advisor :flaw:

Diedara- Talk show host or radio announcer

Sasori- Audio book narrator (zzzzzz) :sy:

haha cool

 

[UzumakiNaruto20]

lol what!!xd:scorps:

Religious fanatics that knock on your door all day until you answer. Then they ask you a bunch of annoying questions about your faith and give you literature.

 

[soulless uchiha]

Religious fanatics that knock on your door all day until you answer. Then they ask you a bunch of annoying questions about your faith and give you literature.

oh ok!

 

[Rot]

Pain - Pope(not any religion existing..his own becoming as famous as the Pope)

Itachi - Senator/Politician (maybe something could be done right then)

Konan - Hooters!!!!!

Deidara - Terrorist/Bomb Squad

Sasori - Kids Puppet Shows

Kakazu - Banker

Hidan - Criminally insane asylum worker/Prison Guard(lol..)

Zetsu - Park Caretaker/Works for the enviorment(derp)

Tobi - Comedian (goodboy) or General in Army/Tactician(or some high authority title)

Orochimaru - Pedophile or Circus Freak

Kisame - Fisherman/Sushi

 

[soulless uchiha]

Pain - Pope(not any religion existing..his own becoming as famous as the Pope)

Itachi - Senator/Politician (maybe something could be done right then)

Konan - Hooters!!!!!

Deidara - Terrorist/Bomb Squad

Sasori - Kids Puppet Shows

Kakazu - Banker

Hidan - Criminally insane asylum worker/Prison Guard(lol..)

Zetsu - Park Caretaker/Works for the enviorment(derp)

Tobi - Comedian (goodboy) or General in Army/Tactician(or some high authority title)

Orochimaru - Pedophile or Circus Freak

Kisame - Fisherman/Sushi

i'd like the tobi one

 

[Haku Yuki]

Alright Folks I am going full out on this thread.
Not just the Akatsuki.

Konan- Stripper
Hidan-Satist Meth Dealer
Kakazu-Corrupt Banker
Itachi-Male Model/President
Deidara-Philospher/Poet/Intellectual
Kisame-Deadliest catch captin
Pain-Motivational speaker
Sasori-Works on an assembly line in Chinae screwing the dolls head on the bodies
Orochimaru--Sadistic Masseuse
Naruto-Ambitious student
Ten Ten-my girl friend
Tobi-Schizophrenic
Sasuke-Killer for hire

well you see where this is going

 

[soulless uchiha]

Alright Folks I am going full out on this thread.
Not just the Akatsuki.

Konan- Stripper
Hidan-Satist Meth Dealer
Kakazu-Corrupt Banker
Itachi-Male Model/President
Deidara-Philospher/Poet/Intellectual
Kisame-Deadliest catch captin
Pain-Motivational speaker
Sasori-Works on an assembly line in Chinae screwing the dolls head on the bodies
Orochimaru--Sadistic Masseuse
Naruto-Ambitious student
Ten Ten-my girl friend
Tobi-Schizophrenic
Sasuke-Killer for hire

well you see where this is going

hmmxd

 

[Haku Yuki]

hmmxd

Karin owns a bookstore:shrug:

 

[soulless uchiha]

Karin owns a bookstore:shrug:

haha wb kakashixd

 

[Simplified]

kakuzu - black market trader (not my favourite btw)
pain/nagato - converting people to his religion (peacism)
itachi - mind f**king people
zetsu - spy (cliche)
sasori - puppet builder (once again cliche)
deidara - terrorist

dont know bout the rest...

This, haha xd

 

[Haku Yuki]

haha wb kakashixd

Kakashi can be an attorney

Shikimaru can be a philosopher looking at clouds smoking cigars and hitting babes

 

[Simplified]

haha wb kakashixd

Kakashi and Jiraiya would be porn directors.

 

[soulless uchiha]

Kakashi can be an attorney

Shikimaru can be a philosopher looking at clouds smoking cigars and hitting babes

lol i like that!!! i wonder how much kakashi's services costxd