Absolute Taijutsu with Liliana
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"W-wha-..."
clapping my mouth shut with an audible sound, I decide to stay silent and merely do as instructed. Without wasting a second, I flex my hands and gets down on the ground. Pausing for a moment before I begin, I look up at you, cringing slightly at your serious expression before I look down again. Without further ado, I begin to take one thousand push-ups.
While I can indeed feel my muscles burning slightly as I push them further and further, I never wince or groan during the push-ups. I do, however, begin to sweat. Which is a bad sign considering that this is probably just the beginning of the warm-up.
clapping my mouth shut with an audible sound, I decide to stay silent and merely do as instructed. Without wasting a second, I flex my hands and gets down on the ground. Pausing for a moment before I begin, I look up at you, cringing slightly at your serious expression before I look down again. Without further ado, I begin to take one thousand push-ups.
While I can indeed feel my muscles burning slightly as I push them further and further, I never wince or groan during the push-ups. I do, however, begin to sweat. Which is a bad sign considering that this is probably just the beginning of the warm-up.
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Finally letting a groan escape my lips, I look at you with a deadpan expression as I falter slightly from the strain of all the push-ups. Refusing to say a word I narrow my eyes in concentration and repeats the process of taking all those puhs-ups. I manage to take ten before I pause briefly, shooting you a dirtly look as I resume the push-ups, now counting aloud in a clear, sarcastic tone.I want to hear the numbers aloud. Repeat
"1!"
Sweat slowly starts to form on my forehead and as I take more and more push-ups and dehydrate more and more, my voice becomes slightly raspy.
"673..."
Refusing to pause even for a moment, I grunt in pain at the feeling of my muscles burning. But concentration and mental coaching, I get closer and closer to my goal.
"941"
My arms wobble slightly as I shake my head to get the sweat out of my eyes and at one time, my arms seemingly refuse to move in the middle of a push-up. It takes me the better part of a minute, several curses and single, pained snort to force myself to continue.
"1000"
The second the word leaves my mouth I collapse, banging my head into the grass and groaning almost inaudibly.
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I heard the 1st, the 673th, the 941th and the 1000th. Where are the others?
Muah. Ah. Ah.
Why the moaning?
Sighing pitifully, I begin taking push-ups yet again.
"1"
I grit my teeth in frutration.
"2"
I really don't wanna do this again.
"3"
Why would she even have me do this many push-ups?
"4"
I don't like push-ups
"5"
Damn this is tough
"6"
I can fell my muscles burning
"7"
It hurts like hell.
"8"
Really, this is just mean.
"9"
Damn push-ups!
"10"
AUCH! What the hell?
"11"
Oh shit.
"12"
I think my shoulder popped out of its place or something.
"13"
Oh no, this isn't good.
"14"
Damn it hurts like hell.
"15"
Maybe if I...
"16"
DAMNIT!
"17"
Oh hell that hurt.
"18"
Why push-ups?
"19"
Why would she choose push-ups of all things?
"20"
Damn, this is gonna take forever.
"21"
At least my shoulder is okay again...
"22"
No, no it isn't.
"23"
For the love of....
"24"
Has she no mercy?
"25"
My arms are gonna be the size of trees after this workout.
"26"
I'll have an extremely strong upper-body.
"27"
But my legs will probably shrink to the size of matches.
"28"
I don't want my legs to become that small.
"29"
I'd look like some kind of monkey...
"30"
Monkey's are okay.
"31"
But I don't wanna look like them.
"32"
Is she actually serious about a thousad push-ups?
"33"
This is retarded...
"34"
OH GOD!
"35"
Something definitely just snapped.
"36"
Oh, it was just a twig.
"37"
Where the hell did that even come from?"
A damn twig.
"38"
I screamed like a sissy because of a damn twig.
"39"
Mother of God!
"40"
This is gonna take forever!
"41"
Have I really just taken forty?
"42"
It feels like a thousand...
"43"
Maybe my mind is jusy messing with me.
"44"
So in reality, I'm already done with all the push-ups.
"45"
But I'm just so fatigued I'm having hallucinations.
"46"
Damn illusions.
"47"
Maybe she has a Sharingan hidden somewhere?
"48"
That would explain some stuff.
"49"
Maybe it's hidden on her buttocks?
"50"
I'll have to check that later.
"51"
Right now, though.
"52"
I have these damn push-ups to do.
"53"
I hate that word.
"54"
Push-ups.
"55"
Who the hell came up with that?
"56"
It's the stupidest word ever.
"57"
How can I still have this many push-ups left?
"58"
Why do I keep saying push-ups?
"59"
It's so retarded.
"60"
I don't wanna say it anymore.
"61"
Screw this.
"62"
Why am I counting aloud?
"63"
She can count herself, can't she?
"64"
Why am I supposed to keep track of everything?
"65"
Damn it all.
"66"
I don't even...
"67"
Oh no...
"68"
Here comes the cramps.
"69"
Auch.
"70"
I have this most peculiar numbness in my arms.
"71"
Not even one damn tenth of the way.
"72"
There's still so much to do!
"73"
How does anyone do this three times in a row?
"74"
I think I just puked a bit.
"75"
"Tastes like puke...
"76"
Oh goddy...
"77"
It is puke.
"78"
My day is all but complete.
"79"
Now all I need is impotence.
"80"
That was sarcams, by the way.
"81"
She's looking at me oddly.
"82"
She can't read minds can she?
"83"
Come on, she's powerful sure...
"84"
But reading minds?
"85"
She's grinning wickedly...
"86"
What have I done!?
"87"
Please!
"88"
I can't have jinxed it that easily!
"89"
I only said it once!
"90"
Oh no...
"91"
Phew.
"92"
She was just looking at that innocent bird over there.
"93"
Why is she?
"94"
Is she eating the bird?
"95"
Why in the world...
"96"
I'm hallucinating again, aren't I?
"97"
Holy moly.
"98"
This can't be one tenth!
"99"
I feel like I'm dying!
"100"
Did she do anything like this during her training?
"101"
There's no way...
"102"
She's probably just making it harder to piss me off.
"103"
But if this is just the warm-up...
"104"
My arms are gonna be like jelly.
"105"
Not just for the night, or the week.
"106"
For the rest of my goddamn life.
"107"
This very much sucks.
"108"
I'm not even thinking straight.
"109"
I could use a smoothie...
"110"
Well, tripples.
"111"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
"112"
Mad laughter will make me seem...
"113"
Well, mad.
"114"
And crying...
"115"
There's just no way.
"116"
I refuse to cry over push-ups
"117"
I am a grown goddamn man!
"118"
I make my own lunch and mow my own lawn!
"119"
I can crush mountains with a single handseal.
"120"
But damnit if this ain't harder than any Doton technique I've ever tried.
"121"
And I've tried a lot of Doton techniques.
"122"
I could attempt a seal-less Suiton technique...
"123"
But maybe she'll punish me for using Ninjutsu.
"124"
Maybe she'll make me do all these push-ups again.
"125"
Can't have that.
"126"
I hate doing this.
"127"
It's so tedious.
"128"
Boring, to say the least.
"129"
Almost as boring as that dude...
"130"
What was his name?
"131"
Something with Doom.
"132"
Blah.
"133"
It's not like it matters.
"134"
Doom can very well go die in a ditch for all I care.
"135"
Or was it Blue?
"136"
Blue or Doom.
"137"
One of those two, definitely.
"138"
I'm running out of stuff to write...
"139"
And counting without thinking seems a bit depressing.
"140"
Not to mention boring.
"141"
And that would mean giving up.
"142"
And I don't give up!
"143"
Cheesy, I know.
"144"
But seriously.
"145"
I hate giving up.
"146"
It's like...
"147"
Eating a banana.
"148"
With poo on it.
"149"
Because some dude dared you to do it.
"150"
And you're halway through.
"151"
It tastes like shit.
"152"
Literally.
"153"
But right there in the middle of it all.
"154"
You throw the banan away.
"155"
And everybody around you will be like.
"156"
Why would you eat half of it?
"157"
If you won't even complete the dare anyway?
"158"
That's not half-cool.
"159"
That's just gross and stupid.
"160"
But if you picked the banana up.
"161"
And then ate it in one mouthful.
"162"
Dirt, shit and everything.
"163"
Then people would be like.
"164"
My God!
"165"
That was awesome!
"166"
And then they would call you gross for the rest of your life.
"167"
But there's a point!
"168"
Point is.
"169"
Don't let peer-pressure get to you.
"170"
It's bad for your chakra and karma.
"171"
And whatnot...
"Anyway.
"172"
Where was I?
"173"
Oh yes, that's right.
"174"
I was in the middle of whining about these push-ups.
"175"
I'm really running out of things to think about.
"176"
Might as well just think about rainbows.
"177"
Or candy.
"178"
Why am I even thinking?
"179"
It's not like she's asking me to think.
"180"
She's just asking me to do push-ups.
"181"
Oh God...
"182"
Have I just wasted all this time...
"183"
Thinking about stuff when I don't have to?
"184"
Well, that's just grand.
"185"
Now I'm stuck thinking forever.
"186"
Or at least until I reach a suitable number.
"187"
I must have some kind of OCD.
"188"
I can't just stop thinking now.
"189"
It doesn't feel right.
"190"
I'll reach a fifth.
"191"
And then go crazy.
"192"
But damn if I don't hate it.
"193"
All these damn push-ups.
"194"
They're stupid.
"195"
And so am I.
"196"
Well, almost there.
"197"
Just a little more.
"198"
So close...
"199"
YES!
"200"
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That wasn't even funny >_<
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! VERY WELL Except the part of the buttock sharingan :mugi:
Now, what can you tell me about the Inner Gates?
Except the part of the buttock sharingan :mugi:Now, what can you tell me about the Inner Gates?
Well, without wikia, my knowledge is rather limited.
The Eight Inner Gates, also known as the Hachimon, are basically chakra-output limiters. Basically, they limit the flow of chakra through your body, to ensure that the flow doesn't strain your body. Just as ATP and Adrenaline makes the body function better for a limited amount of time, at a price, opening the gates allows the users body to function at its full potential, at a price. The Gates are placed different places in the body: I'm not entirely sure, but I think there's two in the brain, one in the heart and five along the spine, but I'm not entirely sure without wikia. Eveyr gate is also connected, to a certain degree, to the body itself, meaning that it's not just the chakra flow that is effected when the gates are opened. For example; opening the first gate allows the user to use 100% of his muscle-capacity, instead of the regular 20%. While this is not an extreme jump from a very concentrated adrenaline and ATP rush, it's definitely an improvement. With enough training, it's possible to open several Gates at once, just as it, with enough training, is possible to close without having to wait for the body to simply run out of energy. Eh, the Eigth Gate, which is placed near the heart, causes the users death once it has been opened. Meaning that while it gives the user an almost unimagineable amount of raw power, it comes with a prize that one can only pay once. The 4th gate makes one's skin red and the seventh makes one sweat green.
That's all I got without the wikia ;_;
EDIT: The Sharingan on your butt was simply too awesome to not write down O:
The Eight Inner Gates, also known as the Hachimon, are basically chakra-output limiters. Basically, they limit the flow of chakra through your body, to ensure that the flow doesn't strain your body. Just as ATP and Adrenaline makes the body function better for a limited amount of time, at a price, opening the gates allows the users body to function at its full potential, at a price. The Gates are placed different places in the body: I'm not entirely sure, but I think there's two in the brain, one in the heart and five along the spine, but I'm not entirely sure without wikia. Eveyr gate is also connected, to a certain degree, to the body itself, meaning that it's not just the chakra flow that is effected when the gates are opened. For example; opening the first gate allows the user to use 100% of his muscle-capacity, instead of the regular 20%. While this is not an extreme jump from a very concentrated adrenaline and ATP rush, it's definitely an improvement. With enough training, it's possible to open several Gates at once, just as it, with enough training, is possible to close without having to wait for the body to simply run out of energy. Eh, the Eigth Gate, which is placed near the heart, causes the users death once it has been opened. Meaning that while it gives the user an almost unimagineable amount of raw power, it comes with a prize that one can only pay once. The 4th gate makes one's skin red and the seventh makes one sweat green.
That's all I got without the wikia ;_;
EDIT: The Sharingan on your butt was simply too awesome to not write down O:
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The Gate of Opening, Kaimon, located in the brain.
The Gate of Healing, Kyūmon, located in the brain.
The Gate of Life, Seimon, located on the spinal cord.
The Gate of Pain, Shōmon, located on the spinal cord.
The Gate of Limit, Tomon, located in the abdomen.
The Gate of View, Keimon, located in the stomach.
The Gate of Wonder, Kyōmon, located below the stomach.
The Gate of Death, Shimon, located at the heart.
Would you look at that, I was almost correct about their positions.
I was wrong about the skin turning red at the fourth Gate though, that occurs at the third Gate.
The Gate of Healing, Kyūmon, located in the brain.
The Gate of Life, Seimon, located on the spinal cord.
The Gate of Pain, Shōmon, located on the spinal cord.
The Gate of Limit, Tomon, located in the abdomen.
The Gate of View, Keimon, located in the stomach.
The Gate of Wonder, Kyōmon, located below the stomach.
The Gate of Death, Shimon, located at the heart.
Would you look at that, I was almost correct about their positions.
I was wrong about the skin turning red at the fourth Gate though, that occurs at the third Gate.
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Yeah, don't worry about that. Now, here are some rules. I know you have access to them, I just thought it would be good to have them summarized here.
So, no1, you can't use Genjutsu on the same round as the one you decide to open the gates.
Then you, in your current situation, will have to charge chakra on each gate, requiring 1 second to open them. You will acquire the following bonus:
Gates 1-3 increase damage by 5 for each hit, user damage=5 per turn gate is active
Gates 4-6 increase damage by 10 for each hit, user damage=10 per turn gate is active
Gates 7-8 increase damage by 20 for each hit, user damage=20 per turn gate is active(8th gate kills user after the attack is done)
Once you open the first gate, you may open more, as many as you like. Each will have it's own Technique, yet it will only count as 1. As soon as you open the first, you will have 3 turns before it runs out, and leave your physically useless. You may choose to open the gates over the course of the 3 turns, you don't have to open all of them right away.
After this training is done, count 3 months and then you will be eligible to test for EIG Mastery, opening room to a wider range of skills, such as Ninjutsu and Opening more than one gate at a time.
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Of course there is a test. Everything has a test these days >_>
Well then, start charging chakra into your first gate. You should feel it filling up with chakra until you force it to breach it.
Oh, so you wanna learn the five basics, huh? Well, here's your application and your first written examination begins on Friday.
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I close my eyes in concentration as I try my best to 'connect' with my chakra network. I search for the feeling of my chakra coursing through my body, its reaction to my soul and harmonious excistence with my every breath. I extend a mental hand, feeling the way my chakra network co-exists and runs alongside my veins. I try my best to grasp my chakra's entire existence in my body and its exact course and speed.
I start out slowly, by doing as I do when I perform a regular technique, manipulating my chakra flow to a certain location in a certain amount. This time, I simply direct more chakra through my brain, expecially that single point in the brain where the Kaimon is located. Frowning in concentration and clenching my fists in anticipation, I run even more chakra through the point, not battering at it like a ram, but slowly overwhelming it, trying my absolute best not to cause a spontanous opening that I'm not prepared for. Applying more pressure and directing more chakra towards the point, I find myself listening to my own heartbeat and the non-existent sound of chakra coursing through my body, pulsing as it does so in perfect symmetry with my heart, creating a sound that is peaceful, yet wild. With a final effort, I direct a last push towards the Kaimon, tensing as I do so.
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*And the gate burst open, filling you with an overwhelming blast of chakra.*
You should feel your metabolism slowly increasing, as well as large discharges of adrenaline. Your muscles should palpitate heavily throughout your body, as you feel them to their limit.
Feel the power and come at me with a couple of punches and kicks!
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I giggled like a girl when I saw your post =/ Gates! GRAWR!
I smile wickedly as I flex my muscles, feeling the strength coiling just below the surface. Seemingly in a frenzy from the new burning sensation of having my body operating at such a potential, I reach out for you with my left hand, clawing in emty air and narrowing my eyes as I fail to come into contact with a neck. With a single, rude gesture, I zoom towards you at top-speed, arms placed loosely behind me. As I get into range, I set of into the air, twisting my body into a horizontal positon with my head to your right and spinning clockwise around at incredible speed as I do so. I immediately stretch my arms and legs outwards, into something akin to a split. Still spinning with incredible speed, one of my legs should hammer into the top of your head should you remain in the position you are now and my arms should serve to limit your chances of escaping. Naturally, I have my hands clenched into fists.
A bit flashy, sorry.