lol...I'd ask her for some more of that good S&M foreplay she initiated. Hand her a whip n stuff.
*Shakes hand with Gatsndshanks*Shit happens. Make sure next time that you DO look up there, cause it will be more worthwhile
Dude what you did wrong was that you immidietaly ducked to grab the phone,you should have said something like "Oww,let me get that for you"that way she would know that you are not trying to look under her skirt and you would get a "Thank You"without any slaps :| :| :|I did what any gentleman would do to a girl... and what do I get?! a Bitchslap?! :T_T:
WTF is wrong with you?ahh girls, you should have threw her phone & yelled "Look smutt i could have my babies mama over here in a minute, or we could go upstairs & have u get on ur kness & apologize to me like a good girl" shit. last time i got slapped was when a girl asked me if i thought the jeans looked big on her & i said "No you look big on the jeans"
Real Talk.-.- anyone who actually believe nice guys finish last is pathetic. it's an excuse used to justify being an arrogant a$$. Then again, when you have so many women out there who look for that "bad boy" attitude...just don't fuss when you get a "bad boy" that beats you into a coma.
Being a ***** is fun...up to a point. You can do as you please, but if it impacts me, I make sure to have fun with you before I get bored and toss you aside~. ;D
you obviously don't get girls, chicks dig honesty U_UWTF is wrong with you?
Saying stuff like that infront of me,you insulted a girl and are now in my black list![]()
They are not "chicks"they are girls,and honesty has its limits.you obviously don't get girls, chicks dig honesty U_U
I think you agreed with me..or am i wrong?I love giving Gibbs slaps -> upside the head. doesn't damage the face, just the brain. xD
mmm, honesty can royally screw you over too. =/ it's good to a point, but if everyone was completely honest, there would be a lot more shootings and homicides all over the world. U.U
yes, I agreed with you. ^^I think you agreed with me..or am i wrong?![]()
My purpose in life has been fullfiled,a girl has agreed with me,i shall now go and kill myself because i am ultra bored and don`t have an other purpose to live.:|yes, I agreed with you. ^^
dude ... you really are freaky ... go get a gf dam it ... or are you to ugly to have one ? :flaw:My purpose in life has been fullfiled,a girl has agreed with me,i shall now go and kill myself because i am ultra bored and don`t have an other purpose to live.:|
Watch your mouth you scum.dude ... you really are freaky ... go get a gf dam it ... or are you to ugly to have one ? :flaw:
Remember, young Padawan!Watch your mouth you scum.
I bet you live in your parent`s basement.
I need your organs.My purpose in life has been fullfiled,a girl has agreed with me,i shall now go and kill myself because i am ultra bored and don`t have an other purpose to live.:|
I looked up but can't see it... -.-Dude you did right by trying to help the girl.... But I don't recommend looking next time because, First that's perverted.....Second, That might just give the girl more of a reason to actually slap your tail.......Not saying she was right for slaping you for no reason because well you didn't mean anything....So.....Yeah.![]()