*Music plays softly in the background*
Mom over here... Dad over there... there's strife between them two.... Cause this Sugar cane is a mistress sugar cane. Wife Sugar cane doesn't like the mistress Sugar cane sheeees insane the mistress sugar cane. The Husband sugar cane he loves his wife butttt the husband sugar cane's wife isn't freaky enough.... So he got a crazy, psycho, stupid mistress, and he tried to explainnnnnnn it to his sugar cane wife. Girl I loveee youuu but I need a freaky sugar cane mistress toooooooo....