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Well Mugi shows off his boner, SY shows off his wood, I show off my bio =DD...>.>



Of course it is ^x^
In all honesty this is the first time I've read something on NB and truly laughed out loud since like, 2009. xd

No comment on the bio,



R.I.P. ~Hasashi~

The wall of tech finally got him
 

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Technically saying 'no comment' is a comment on itself :rolleyes:
Lol that just reminded me of something I don't know if you have this in your country but here on exam papers they actually write this



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Lmao I remember my first exam and reading that all I thought was "fckn lies!"
 

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Lol that just reminded me of something I don't know if you have this in your country but here on exam papers they actually write this



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Lmao I remember my first exam and reading that all I thought was "fckn lies!"
That reminds of a joke a friend of mine once pulled on a teacher in training. Because they never know our names we always had to make a card with our names on it. He then just placed a blank paper on his desk and then the teacher asked why he didn't write his name on it. "Because my name is Blank" (blanco in Dutch, which is a real name). The teacher then called him Blank for the entire lesson (his real name wasn't Blank).
 

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That reminds of a joke a friend of mine once pulled on a teacher in training. Because they never know our names we always had to make a card with our names on it. He then just placed a blank paper on his desk and then the teacher asked why he didn't write his name on it. "Because my name is Blank" (blanco in Dutch, which is a real name). The teacher then called him Blank for the entire lesson (his real name wasn't Blank).
Just that line made me laugh. Your matter of fact statement at the end lol.

I had a mate who during the exams wanted to piss off the examiners....they're basically just people paid to watch us and answer any questions like bathroom etc they don't really do much. They are also meant to look out for cheaters.

So at first I had the idea of just writing random answers on my arm like

X = 4
1658
X = 9 Y = 2

And just stuff like that (yeah maths exam fun times)

My friend thought of a better idea. So he actually wrote the WORD "Answers" all over his arms and I mean all over he had answers written everywhere lol. The examiners face was hilarious when she told her partner...."he has answers written on his arms"....he was allowed to take the exam still.

I never got caught :zonder:
 

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Just that line made me laugh. Your matter of fact statement at the end lol.

I had a mate who during the exams wanted to piss off the examiners....they're basically just people paid to watch us and answer any questions like bathroom etc they don't really do much. They are also meant to look out for cheaters.

So at first I had the idea of just writing random answers on my arm like

X = 4
1658
X = 9 Y = 2

And just stuff like that (yeah maths exam fun times)

My friend thought of a better idea. So he actually wrote the WORD "Answers" all over his arms and I mean all over he had answers written everywhere lol. The examiners face was hilarious when she told her partner...."he has answers written on his arms"....he was allowed to take the exam still.

I never got caught :zonder:
I was once kissing ass on a written exam. It was my last year and I was certain I was going to fluke French, however I knew if that was the only class I failed I would still be able to graduate if all my other classes would be fine. However the only class that could pose a problam was physics. So a the back of my exam I wrote "Please sir, could you be gentil when you check and correct my exam? As it's the only exam that I could possibly fluke. PS: Enjoy your retirement (it was his last year), cheers =)

Then on the graduation ceremony he comes to me "yeah...you're the one of the sidenote"...well it worked xd ...and someone of my class facepalmed "because she didn't think of it" :p

I also once decorated my exam with tribalic patterns because I was bored.
 

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I was once kissing ass on a written exam. It was my last year and I was certain I was going to fluke French, however I knew if that was the only class I failed I would still be able to graduate if all my other classes would be fine. However the only class that could pose a problam was physics. So a the back of my exam I wrote "Please sir, could you be gentil when you check and correct my exam? As it's the only exam that I could possibly fluke. PS: Enjoy your retirement (it was his last year), cheers =)

Then on the graduation ceremony he comes to me "yeah...you're the one of the sidenote"...well it worked xd ...and someone of my class facepalmed "because she didn't think of it" :p

I also once decorated my exam with tribalic patterns because I was bored.
Ha epic. Nicely done.

I done alright in French in school even though I never payed attention I have a good memory and went on Hols in france for a bit...coulda helped I spose ^^.

In French we just had this annoying guy who would shout and pretend he didn't understand stuff to get attention one day he started on a friend of mine and I pushed him through about 3 rows of desks....he shut up after that.

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I actually read this while I was in class the other night. Pretty good job on the bio, truly a great piece.

I really enjoyed your writing style, and the way you incorporate zoro being a badass throughout his entire life XD. The story of his growing up with the guardianship of a swordsman/blacksmith was awesome. Subtle details led to this bio having a great history, I'm glad that you only incorporated a few people in the history from the site, and didn't make it bulky and unappealing like other bio's.

I also really enjoyed how you incorporated one piece history into this XD, mentioning Gecko possibly being a Nara and Croc possibly being from Suna haha. You should make this bio into a fanfic chapter xD

Great bio overall, now I have to re-read mugi's to decide which history I like better
 

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I was once kissing ass on a written exam. It was my last year and I was certain I was going to fluke French, however I knew if that was the only class I failed I would still be able to graduate if all my other classes would be fine. However the only class that could pose a problam was physics. So a the back of my exam I wrote "Please sir, could you be gentil when you check and correct my exam? As it's the only exam that I could possibly fluke. PS: Enjoy your retirement (it was his last year), cheers =)

Then on the graduation ceremony he comes to me "yeah...you're the one of the sidenote"...well it worked xd ...and someone of my class facepalmed "because she didn't think of it" :p

I also once decorated my exam with tribalic patterns because I was bored.
what guts!!! :p
and what cool teach!!! xd
 

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I actually read this while I was in class the other night. Pretty good job on the bio, truly a great piece.

I really enjoyed your writing style, and the way you incorporate zoro being a badass throughout his entire life XD. The story of his growing up with the guardianship of a swordsman/blacksmith was awesome. Subtle details led to this bio having a great history, I'm glad that you only incorporated a few people in the history from the site, and didn't make it bulky and unappealing like other bio's.

I also really enjoyed how you incorporated one piece history into this XD, mentioning Gecko possibly being a Nara and Croc possibly being from Suna haha. You should make this bio into a fanfic chapter xD

Great bio overall, now I have to re-read mugi's to decide which history I like better
Yeah, I really wanted to avoid having just a boring summary of "I trained under him, him, her and it" and my friends are A,B, C and Z ~_~ so I only added the ones who or did something Rpish with me or are from OP.

And as I said before I see it like a zipper. I completely merged OP and Naruto and the only way to do that is to explain it in Naruto terms, so I explained most of the OP history not from Zoro's, but from the ninja world's point of view. Moria eating a Devil's fruit and gaining the Kage Kage no Mi ability makes no sense in Naruto, but if a ninja hears about a shadow ability, he's going to think about the Nara clan. I really like giving such subtle hints. That's also the reason as why I didn't linked to the Daz Bones bio someone made as he made it into a Kaguya, which really didn't fit him. I rather described him as someone from the Steel users clan.

what guts!!! :p
and what cool teach!!! xd
He also had a very dry sense of humor.
 
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