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  1. Inert Brian

    If you had Kamui (Obito eye) in real life, you wouldn't need a toilet for pooping.

    I think about this all the time when I have to go to the bathroom and I can't. If you had Obito's MS, you could warp the lower end of your anus (not your pants so it looks normal), and it would plop out on the other side.... Imagine how life saving that eye technique would be....no more...
  2. Inert Brian

    Why do people disregard the manga?

    So because Itachi said Jman can beat him and Kisame, makes it true? Despite how illogical it would be for Itachi to try to kill his village's strongest ninja that was guarding Naruto. The author does not always speak through the characters.
  3. Inert Brian

    [Theoretically] Itachi defeats EMS Madara and Obito with Izanami

    Before reading, I am not saying Itachi > EMS Madara, or Rinnegan Obito. Just throwing a possible way he defeats both out there. Edo/Blind/Juubi jin Madara, and Juubito are out of the question though. Anyway thank for you reading the top if you did ^ Both are under the right conditions for the...
  4. Inert Brian

    Hey Naruto...Sasuke...

    Having your fight for future leadership is cool and all but... EVERYONE ELSE IS STILL IN INFINITE TSUKUYOMI. They're all going to be white Zetsus when they're finished.
  5. Inert Brian

    My fanfic Itachi vs Pain fight. WARNING: Lengthy

    I made this about 2 years ago, and have had it on my USB for some time, thought i'd upload it. Imo this fight is outdated, but enjoy! Backstory: This is an alternate timeline, where Itachi did not have his fight with Sasuke yet. This is an alteration to the Pain invasion arc. Page 1 Page 2...
  6. Inert Brian

    Naruto vs Pain - How it should have been u_u

    Kishimoto's original plan for chapter 437: [/IMG][/SPOILER] Would that have made a better plot twist?
  7. Inert Brian

    Kimimaro vs Hidan

    Hidan: Out of my way, I want to meet the lord himself. Kimimaro: Lord Oro sama can't be bothered with the likes of you. Location: Gaara vs Kimimaro Distance: Gaara vs Kimimaro Intel: None for both. Conditions: Kimimaro is healthy, but has sick feats, the only difference is that the disease...
  8. Inert Brian

    One thing still bothers me about Black Zetsu.

    It is a known fact that Sharingan -> MS/EMS -> Rinnegan allowed you to decipher the Uchiha tablet more and more. How can black Zetsu write/re-write a code that only Sharingan can pick apart? Yet the guy didn't even know what Susano'o was??? (Too lazy to pull out scans, when Itachi used Susano'o...
  9. Inert Brian

    Kisame is underrated imo.

    Before I talk about some overlooked feats of Kisame, I just want to say that I think outside of Itachi-Obito-Pain, he's the strongest in Akatsuki, So I still think Itachi beats him, but Kisame is insanely strong when looking deeper in the manga. I don't think he's too underrated like Hidan, but...
  10. Inert Brian

    5 jutsu you would learn if you were in the NV

    1. Rasengan - reasons you stated in the OP 2. Shadow clone jutsu - I can skip school/family events and when my clone poofs I get all info he learned. Also helps when creating FRS 3. FTG - I would only take this over Sage Mode because of little prep time + better speed. 4. That invisibility...
  11. Inert Brian

    If Sasuke's plan was to succeed, how would his system work?

    If he killed the 5 kage, kept the bijuu sealed in 9 mini moons, and killed Naruto....Where does his plan go from there? Option 1: Would he simply continue the system (5 villages, each with a kage. Minus Bijuu and current leaders?). Option 2: Would he go for a totalitarian rule where the hokage...
  12. Inert Brian

    If Kaguya can use every jutsu...

    Y u no use Substitution against team 7???????? Why didn't she use the Yamanaka clan's blood line jutsu either?
  13. Inert Brian

    EMS Sasuke vs Part 2 Itachi and Kisame

    Sasuke: I will eradicate Akatsuki for good Itachi: I will kill you foolish little brother. Kisame: Hehehee Cold as usual. Location: Part 1 Kakashi vs Itachi Distance: Asuma and Kurenai vs Itachi and Kisame Conditions: Yata lives up to hype, but Itachi is part 2. Restrictions: For Sasuke...
  14. Inert Brian

    Why did Kishimoto never explain hand signs? How does jutsu creation work?

    Why does moving my fingers/hands in certain positions cause certain things to happen? Like if I made the signs for giant fireball, why does fire suddenly appear in my throat? How does jutsu creation work? Do people just experiment with making different hand signs and hope for a jutsu to come...
  15. Inert Brian

    To this day the substitution jutsu makes 0 sense.

    So you randomly find a log, turn it in to a living, breathing person and when it gets hurt it reverts back to a log? When was the last time it was even used? I think it was the Sasuke vs Deidara fight.
  16. Inert Brian

    My final top 10.

    With Naruto ending, I have constructed my top 10. Rules: -One version of each character, prime version obviously. -No edo versions since they contractually belong to their summoner. The only exception is Hashirama -Indra/Ashura go with Naruto and Sasuke in the same spot due to being the same...
  17. Inert Brian

    Was Ay the Raikage during the Hyuga incident?

    Was Ay the Raikage when the cloud tried to steal the Byakugan, so they kidnapped Hinata? If anyone forgot what the Hyuga incident was...After trying to kidnap Hinata, her dad killed the captor who was a cloud shinobi. The cloud demanded that whoever killed him should be handed over to the...
  18. Inert Brian

    Itachi vs Deva and Preta Path

    Pain: So you dare to defy me? Itachi: I will stop you, I already eliminated your 4 other paths in the hidden rain. Location: Kakashi vs Pain (That includes the destroyed environment) Intel: None for both sides Distance: Kakashi vs Tendo (Itachi is holding Tendo's chakra rod). Restrictions...
  19. Inert Brian

    Traitorous duo takes a gauntlet

    Sage of the 6 paths: You both are traitors to your fellow men. Defeat my men and you will live to see another day. Kisame: Hehehehe my Samehada will rip you to shreds. Itachi: No, Kisame. Let's do as this man wishes Sage of the 6 paths: Hehe, well here are the rules. Intel: None for both...
  20. Inert Brian

    Suigetsu takes a gauntlet

    Zabuza: If you can defeat my puppets, I will let you keep my sword punk. Suigetsu: Tsk fine. Round 1: Karin Round 2: Early part 2 Sakura Round 3: Kankuro Round 4: Chojuro Round 5: Temari Round 6: Jugo Bonus round: Zabuza and Haku
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