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  1. Sageflash

    Would who have been the better uncle: Itachi or Neji?

    Would Neji have been a better uncle to Bolt and Himawari than Itachi would have been to Salad or vice versa? I'm leaning towards the Solo King. Just feel he'd be more fun and has a lot more to pass on knowledge and experience wise.
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    What was Naruto's rank during Kakashi's reign as Hokage?

    I doubt he still remained a genin considering all of his achievements, but it would be ridiculous to have Naruto do any Chuunin/Jounin testing. Kakashi did mention he learned well and there was nothing left to teach, is it possible he just became a Hokage understudy and not of official shinobi...
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    So what happened to Suigetsu?

    The only member of Taka/Hebi that was interesting. Did he ever get all the swords? Grow a killer mustache? Impregnate Karin? Suigetsu kept shit real and was genuinely funny, I want to know what became of Lawd Suigetsu.
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    Chojuro as Rokudaime Mizukage: buy or sell?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty psyched for Chojuro. He was kind of a ***** his entire life, so it's nice to see him finally have a position of leadership and be somebody his people can look up to. With that said, I'm not sure he physically fits the bill. While the intangibles of being a Kage are...
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    Welcome to the family, Lord Bolt.

    Lord Bolt, son of Lord Naruto and Goddess Hinata, the newest addition to this amazing family. I have no doubt he will grow up and be as amazing as his father, Naruto-sama, and his grandfather, Minato-sama. He has ENORMOUS shoes to fill, but I have no doubt he will make an amazing Hokage, ninja...
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    So, Sasuke has been a Lord Naruto worshipper since day 1

    Can't say I'm surprised. Sasuke is tsundere, lel. Sasuke like, "Naruto, I've my eyes on you from the beginning! Naruto and Gaara bromance > Naruto and Sasuke tho. No matter how much ass kissing Sasuke does.
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    My girlfriend of 3 years dumped me; Final Resolution.

    Dating several months back now, all the way back to May-ish, I've archived the highs and lows of my relationship with my then girlfriend. [x][x]. It served as a form of therapy for me and I made a lot of great friends who shared their struggles with me. Several other members and I helped each...
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    The amount that Naruto has been nerfed is just ridiculous

    I could write an entire essay on this shit. Naruto is not allowed to use his Sage skills like his super hax sensing or Frog Kata to knock his head into orb, his chakra reserves are being nerfed to high hell so much that he's just magically out of chakra at such a vital moment despite fighting...
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    It takes a Rikudou-level threat for Lawd Naruto to get serious

    Let that sink in, people. Naruto-sama is holding back against a Rikudou-level opponent and still matching, countering, and keeping up the pressure. Of course, this comes as no surprise since Naruto manhandled Kaguya by himself. Naruto with bloodlust/serious mindset > confirmed above Rikudou...
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    The way Sasuke shut Sakura down...

    "What, was she having fun daydreaming about love? I don't see what she likes about me and honestly, I'm not interested in her AT ALL." That was brutally perfect. I'm not a Sasuke fan by any means, but even I smiled at that sleight considering he just genjutsu'd her with a fist through the tit a...
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    My girlfriend of 3 years dumped me; the third and final part.

    Here's parts 1 and 2 for those joining this soap opera in progress or need a refresher. Part 1, Part 2. Here's the story on what has transpired between me and her since Part 2 of the thread. And here we are. The crossroads of this 3 year roller coaster... and I feel differently. I've...
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    Afterall Sasuke will die...

    Honestly, Sasuke deserves to die after all this shit. Itachi-sama is facepalming in Heaven.
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    Afterall Sasuke will die...

    Re: We already know Sasuke fails miserably So he got a new design for a flashback? Lol
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    Afterall Sasuke will die...

    We already know Sasuke fails miserably He wants to kill the five Kage for shit they aren't even a part of as noted: Gaara is alive and well, even got a fancy new gourd for The Last. Gaaruto combo attack on Sasuke incoming? I can dig it! :flowers
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    Girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me part 2

    Link to the original thread [x]. From that topic I started, I received a lot of feedback, advice, and support which I appreciate immensely. Turns out there were others going through the same type of shit and my thread acted as a release for them, too. A couple people PM'd me and asked me to...
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    Baku vs Aoda

    Restrictions: None Mindset: Bloodlusted Knowledge: None; it's random encounter Location: Turtle Island Tried to think of a unique match. Who are you taking in this summoning scrap?
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    LoW Arc Sakura vs Inari

    In an old school Cowboy duel. They start back to back, walk 50 paces, turn and fire. Sakura has 1 shuriken, Inari has his crossbow with one bolt. Helmet not allowed because it gives Inari +50 agility. Who are you taking in this bloodbath? Bonus Round! A hammered drunk Gato and Moegi join...
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    Still waiting, Kishi....

    If Minato doesn't pull this bad boy out soon, I'm gonna lose it. This, Naruto's new Bijuu Mech, and full power Kakashi need to be shown, STAT. Everything else can wait.
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    Debunking the misinterpretations of Naruto Uzumaki

    Just here to clear some things up in the name of my boy Naruto. I'm proud how he is represented and defended by his fans (for the most part), but the haters have the most misbegotten and intrinsically incorrect reasons for spouting wrongness about him. A little Hopsin for your listening...
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    Potential proof Naruto keeps his powers?

    If you look at his right hand, the hand where the Sun Tattoo is and where his Sage power is at, it is covered by bandages like Rock Lee and Danzo use. This could potentially be Naruto covering up his Sun Mark for day to day life which doesn't require him to use his full power, obviously. Why...
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