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  1. Bad Touch Yakushi

    Anyone passionate to become a real life ninja just like in Naruto

    Being a medical ninja is essentially getting a medical doctorate in a world where magic exists. The amount of hyped knowledge and skill you need to have is insane and screw Kishi for making it seem easy to attain and unimportant. I'd be a summoning ninja who depends on his contract scrolls I...
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    How heavy samehada?

    Probably mad heavy but people in Part 1 were throwing the equivalent of small mountains and wielding Zweihammers in one hand effortlessly.
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    Strongest Nin who can Solo THIS Konoha

    Having just recovered from the Third Ninja War, the Hidden Leaf's numbers are still down but they still have insane teamwork skills (as shown by the Storm 3 Kyuubi battle) and access to many remaining useful ninja. Hiruzen Chouza Akamichi, Inoichi & Shikaku for strategy. The whole of the...
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    Itachi Shinden might be the Worst Book i've Ever Read

    And...i've read a lot of books. Hear me out. I want to make clear: I have grown to like the Itachi character when he's handled sensibly. Good characters have strength and vulnerability to be relatable and accessible. His personality is great, his portrayal- less so. His 2 novels are some of the...
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    "I must atone for my sins"

    Is an empty and meaningless excuse from Kishimoto. Because walking around forests feeding cats, visiting dimensions and saving the odd village is NOT atoning for anything. If someone were to atone for sins, they would make things right with the people they individually hurt. The 5 Kage. The...
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    My Personal Top 30. Bring it.

    TOP 30-ISH. Help me clean it up a little. Trying to revise this, because my last tier list was back in 2014. I know little about the specific order of the top 5-6 so feel free to help me out there. 1.) Open to debate/criticism. Don't be a d*ck. Everyone got holes in their NV trivia. 2.) The...
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    Fix Shippuden's Ending in 5 Changes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTabdPSOGU&lc=z22tfjdryyjhtxylgacdp43apa3qbw3wzp12nfomhrtw03c 010c On retrospect, a revised version of the Naruto finale. Give me your points, in no more than 5.
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    Edo Nagato/Konan VERSUS Orphanage Head Kabuto

    Kabuto has all of his abilities except his Forbidden Jutsu edo tensei, which he won't use anymore. Manda II is also restricted, due to the location. Kabuto can summon his family of Shin Uchihas. Up to 25 MS Users, of various sizes. LOCATION: Hidden Leaf Training Ground. Kabuto has full...
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    'The Last' Sakura Haruno is a GREAT Character

    Sakura is nothing but wasted potential. She is a selfish character with no development and forced in chapters of random power-ups to attempt to make her relevant. She has repeated the same shtick since the Forest of Death, depends ENTIRELY on other primary male characters and backstabs her...
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    US not allowing trans people...

    Lucky for you, they're not hiring.
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    One Ability you wanted more of & One Ability you wanted less of

    1 Pick for each only. More of: Sword of Nunoboko. I think this should've been the FV's weapon and remained the strongest ability in the manga. Only can be wielded by those of pure mind and resolve being. Beautiful idea but needed expanding on. Less of: Susanoo. Repetitive, samey and...
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    The Third Ootsutsuki was Kinshiki's Underling

    In the Storm 4 adaptation of the Boruto the Movie storyline, I noticed that Kinshiki offers himself up to become his master's chakra source. Before this he says, "Just like my attendant entrusted his power Unsure if this was said in the movie or manga versions but yeah, that kills that...
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    Team Konohamaru. 3 Sensei. Choose carefully.

    Boruto, Mitsuki and Sarada. Each only gets three sensei or part-time instructors throughout the series to teach jutsu, abilities but also life lessons and form them into the sorta character you want to see them being. Jiraiya passed on Naruto rasengan but also turned him into a pacifist...
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    Post a badass picture of a Ninja You Dislike

    NO FANART ALLOWED. Anime or Manga= that's the challenge.
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    So...Is it worth watching Boruto?

    I've watched the first 3 episodes up until Metal Lee's introduction and i'm curious to know without too many spoilers if the possession sub-plot goes anywhere slightly interesting? I've heard Shino falls prey to it and that sounds rad asf. Do Chouji or Shikamaru get any fun cameos or fun stuff...
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    Shikamaru & Hidan VS Hokage Kakashi

    Kakashi has no kamui or sharingan. Purple Bolt is in his arsenal. Hidan is listening to strategies and will adhere to team formations if told to. Shikamaru brings all his usual ninja tools. Location is Forest of Death and there is 10 minutes of prep time. SCENARIO 1: Shikamaru and...
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    [Naruto Game] WHO Has The Best Awakening? (Ninja Storm)

    Just list your favourite or the strongest awakenings in Storm 4. I prefer the medium sized awakenings like the 6 Tails Kyuubi or JJ Obito with the Nunoboko sword. My favourite to do is definitely Chiyo's Chikomatsu puppets. Holy shit the damage you can do up close whilst you have floating...
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    HASHIRAMA. An underrated moment.

    Hashirama's alive reveal. The moment Kishi revealed that Hashirama Senju was a bit of a loudmouth doofus is one of my favourite moments in the series, looking back. After years and years of this image of a stern-faced wood shinobi God we'd all pieced together...he's cracking jokes. "Woah...
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    8 Gates should've been saved for Obito

    Guy making his final stand against Madara was so rushed and forced that I barely got to appreciate how anticipated and awesome the full 8 gates were. I often say on here Obito makes a more suitable FV & that Maddy should've got his turn first but even looking past that... Not only is Guy using...
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    The Monkey Rock takes the Gauntlet!

    Saruiwa was this thing for the record. Feel free to use it's game feats. Naruto and Sasuke OHKO'd it but it's abilities include shooting multiple small flaming meteors as projectiles and a flaming fast phoenix as a separate entity. ROUND 1: Shukaku One Tails ROUND 2: Onoki & Muu ROUND 3...
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