Naruto Pick-up Lines

[Minator93]

Gai: Hey baby, want a drink from the fountain of youth?

xd xd xd xd

 

[Narutohokage7]

Jiraiya: Hey Naruto, its time to pay for your training...use sexy jutsu..

 

[teravita9]

Jiraiya: Do you want to be a part of my great tale?

 

[Jyuubislayer]

Tobimaru: Let me revive your passion.
Kiba: Want me down on all fours?

 

[Higekage]

Gaara: Wanna get dirty?
Shino: You should come with me. Why? There are more bugs than these I know how to handle

 

[Lolxe]

Raikage: Don't leave my sight.
Bee: You look old enough. (Bee likes them middle aged)
Omoi: Nothing bad will happen if your around.
Kisame: You like sharks?
Iruka: I can teach you things.

Wow man, none of your jokes in this thread are funny, they stink.

 

[Minator93]

Madara : You should know, with an Uchiha the size is directly proportional to the Susanoo.

 

[Lolxe]

The jokes in this thread started to stink after the first page.

 

[twwial]

who the hell cares?

 

[Shiina..]

Sasuke: Narutooo!! Marry me!!
Naruto: Sasukeee!! I aint gay..

Itachi: Kisame, aren't my nails sexy?
Kisame: *nosebleeding*

Deidara: Tobi called me his bitch :T_T:
Tobi: That girl is mine

Madara: Hashirama is my girl
Hashirama: ^ That's ma boy!

Sorry.. I have NO sense of humor xd
Anyway funny thread
+Rep

 

[Jyuubislayer]

Wow man, none of your jokes in this thread are funny, they stink.

Yeah I know. I suck at pick-up lines bad.

 

[Lolxe]

Yeah I know. I suck at pick-up lines bad.

Then why do you keep spamming them?

 

[Bright Master]

Sakura: you know im the top medical nin... Maybe you should get that thing in your pants checked out!

kankuro: these strings are good for all holes baby.

Tobi: Tobi isint always a good boy...

Deidara: I got three tounges for a reason...

Hidan: Hurt me baby.

Lol, I got bored.

 

[Thane]

No one has mentioned Kiba and doggy style yet? Strange...

 

[Lolxe]

Hashirama: Wanna see my morning wood? lol :\

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Yeah I know. I suck at pick-up lines bad.

Mine did too, but someone asked for Kimimaro and it's hard to come up with good one's for him. Boning this, boners that. So generic.

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Then why do you keep spamming them?

Hey you can't blame the kid for trying. Some people just don't have as dirty of a mind as others and that is a-okay.

 

[Narutoisgodly]

lol this thread is dry as **** <.<

 

[Lolxe]

Hey you can't blame the kid for trying. Some people just don't have as dirty of a mind as others and that is a-okay.

Trying? If you see you are bad at it and keep writing them then something is wrong here. Why would you write something bad when you know its bad?

 

[SandVillageShinobi]

Trying? If you see you are bad at it and keep writing them then something is wrong here. Why would you write something bad when you know its bad?

Hey, it's fine. He tried. I tried. We both failed miserably. But what's the fun in not trying at all?