[Predictions] Naruto Manga 431 Predictions / 430 Discussion

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guys, cmon i think its quiet obvious that naruto's mom was most likely a trick passing thru konaha. I cant really believe that the world's oldest profession was not a part of the naruto world. As it so happens, minato just got caught up in the moment, and since he was the 4th hokage, naruto's mom could not terminate her pregnancy early or she would have taken a good whoopin, might have ended up looking like danzou. Hence as soon as naruto was born she took off, probably hooked up with half the village b4 she met minato...gotta give it to her she did the right thing to protect the memory of the 4th...minato was like jesus to her mary magdalene...danzou knows that if he telsl naruto this terrible secret about his past he"ll go b-a-n-a-n-a-s...let the fox take over, thus possible releasing him...konaha is not filled with saints as many believe...its is a ninja village and what doe ninjas do...kill, steal, spy...i think the konaha's view of the village hidden in the mist mostly like resembles what all villages are really like...
hahahaha holy shit thats hilarious hahahahaha
 

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Tsunade was right "Naruto is strong."
It usually takes him some amount of time to form Rasengan but see the distance Demon Realms is at before Naruto comes in with a Rasengan to terminate him...Pain is in for one hell of a battle ( nice, eh? that he used his large scale shinra tensei to create a battlefield )
 

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Tsunade was right "Naruto is strong."
It usually takes him some amount of time to form Rasengan but see the distance Demon Realms is at before Naruto comes in with a Rasengan to terminate him...Pain is in for one hell of a battle ( nice, eh? that he used his large scale shinra tensei to create a battlefield )
Besides, only I had a chance against Uzumaki Naruto...
 

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Guys, cmon i think its quiet obvious that Naruto's mom was most likely a trick passing thru Konaha. I cant really believe that the world's oldest profession was not a part of the Naruto world. As it so happens, Minato just got caught up in the moment, and since he was the 4th hokage, Naruto's mom could not terminate her pregnancy early or she would have taken a good whoopin, might have ended up looking like Danzou. Hence as soon as Naruto was born she took off, probably hooked up with half the village b4 she met Minato...Gotta give it to her she did the right thing to protect the memory of the 4th...Minato was like Jesus to her Mary Magdalene...Danzou knows that if he telsl Naruto this terrible secret about his past he"ll go b-a-n-a-n-a-s...let THE FOX take over, thus possible releasing him...Konaha is not filled with saints as many believe...Its is a Ninja village and what doe ninjas do...Kill, Steal, Spy...I think the Konaha's view of the Village hidden in the Mist mostly like resembles what All villages are really like...
Hmm this has got me thinking on some other ways I can relate to Naruto..Its sounds to me like the 4th was the pimp master general of Konaha and some other pimp from a different corner was trying to take his tricks from him. Thus the unknown pimp tried unleashed a force that he thought could make the 4th Hokages pimp game. Little did the unknown pimp know that true pimps are in fact not made but born. The 4th laid a PIMP SLAP jutsu so vicious, that even baby Naruto felt, thus sealing the Fox inside him. So you see what pein is doing is merely trying to PIMP the world. But Naruto has both Pimp and Trick blood flowing thru his veins. So in fact Naruto has twice as much GAME as his father.
 
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Hmm this has got me thinking on some other ways I can relate to Naruto..Its sounds to me like the 4th was the pimp master general of Konaha and some other pimp from a different corner was trying to take his tricks from him. Thus the unknown pimp tried unleashed a force that he thought could make the 4th Hokages pimp game. Little did the unknown pimp know that true pimps are in fact not made but born. The 4th laid a PIMP SLAP jutsu so vicious, that even baby Naruto felt, thus sealing the Fox inside him. So you see what pein is doing is merely trying to PIMP the world. But Naruto has both Pimp and Trick blood flowing thru his veins. So in fact Naruto has twice as much GAME as his father.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA WOW MAN HAHAHAHAHAH you got it all figured out kishi is jus trying to get laid over in japan the best way to get some snatch over there is to write manga lol
 

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Hmm this has got me thinking on some other ways I can relate to Naruto..Its sounds to me like the 4th was the pimp master general of Konaha and some other pimp from a different corner was trying to take his tricks from him. Thus the unknown pimp tried unleashed a force that he thought could make the 4th Hokages pimp game. Little did the unknown pimp know that true pimps are in fact not made but born. The 4th laid a PIMP SLAP jutsu so vicious, that even baby Naruto felt, thus sealing the Fox inside him. So you see what pein is doing is merely trying to PIMP the world. But Naruto has both Pimp and Trick blood flowing thru his veins. So in fact Naruto has twice as much GAME as his father.
Dude, you write some funny shit XD
 

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So i was think about naruto using clones to gather nature chakra and i still don't really like the idea but at the same time i am in no way discounting the idea. but what if he did it in revers? we know naruto has learned to use his shadow clones to attack first to gain some knowledge of his enemies moves. well, what if naruto just sits some where out of site, perfectly still, gathering nature chakra and once in a while sends out some kage bushin to fight? he'd have endless chakra because he can just sit and gather more and so he'd also have endless shadow clones. on top of that, every time a clone bites it naruto would learn something new about his opponent as well as weaken his opponent through the course of fighting all the clones.

to me it sounds like a really solid strategy but it might be a bit cowardice for the number one knucklehead ninja.

on another note... a few people have said that kyuubi is the god of fire and i have had a hard time finding anything to prove this. if anyone has a link or something to prove that kyuubi is the fire god according to mythology please post it. And no, naruto spitting fire in an unconfirmed spoiler does not prove anything. If he learns fire it's more likely because nature chakra grants him the use of all elements in nature. at least that's what i'm going with...
 
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