Konoha's East Gate

[Emperor]

*follows sensei*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

We're not there to kill, just to protect U_U


Let's go! ^.^

*Follows*

Let's.

 

[Goro Kaguya]

If you say so sensei....U_U

Lets Go!

 

[BishamonSama]

What're you doing

We're going there in style! ^.^


Kuchyose no Jutsu! Summoning Jutsu: Tim the Earth Dragon!

*I summon my great earth dragon, Tim!*


*gets on his back*

Hop on, everyone O^O

 

[Elias]

*is found in a dark corner smoking crack*

O_O

is that you spaghetti cat?

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

What're you doing

We're going there in style! ^.^


Kuchyose no Jutsu! Summoning Jutsu: Tim the Earth Dragon!

*I summon my great earth dragon, Tim!*


*gets on his back*

Hop on, everyone O^O

Yay! Tim!

*jumps on tim and pats him*

His scales tickle my legs

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Hops on tim....

OMGASH.. an earth dragon

sensei you gotta teach me this summoning.

*pets tim back*

Hey buddy..

 

[BishamonSama]

*is found in a dark corner smoking crack*

O_O

is that you spaghetti cat?

Lmao XD

 

[Emperor]

Yay! Tim!

*jumps on tim and pats him*

His scales tickle my legs

*gets on Tim warily*
*pats him*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*is found in a dark corner smoking crack*

O_O

is that you spaghetti cat?

That spaghetti cat is a stalker...

Fly away Tim!

 

[Goro Kaguya]

*is found in a dark corner smoking crack*

o_o

is that you spaghetti cat?

lmao.....

 

[BishamonSama]

*Tim jumps up into the air, and pummels down headfirst into the ground, and starts drilling his way to the Hidden Mist Port Village*

O^O

 

[Elias]

Lmao XD

*slo-mo dives into tim's mouth*

nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

*tim catches me in his mouth and bites*

*blood gushes from his mouth*

garfah!!!!

ready for takeoff cap'n O_O

 

[Emperor]

*Tim jumps up into the air, and pummels down headfirst into the ground, and starts drilling his way to the Hidden Mist Port Village*

O^O

drilling?

whoa. awesome summoning

 

[BishamonSama]

*slo-mo dives into tim's mouth*

nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

*tim catches me in his mouth and bites*

*blood gushes from his mouth*

garfah!!!!

ready for takeoff cap'n O_O

O_______o

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is sooooo cooo!

 

[Emperor]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is sooooo cooo!

agreed.

 

[BishamonSama]

*we shoot up out of the ground in a misty harbor, next to a ship called the "S.S. Crapsmacker"*

*a dude in a pirate hat sees us*

Dude in Pirate Hat: WTFZOMFG?!?!!

Yes? O_O
Would you happen to know where we could find... Captain Hairyburger? O_O

Dude in Pirate Hat: Arggg, that be I, lassy. O_O

Well, that's good. We're the shinobi from Konoha, sent here to protect your ship's unloading of crack. O_O

 

[Elias]

*we shoot up out of the ground in a misty harbor, next to a ship called the "S.S. Crapsmacker"*

*a dude in a pirate hat sees us*

Dude in Pirate Hat: WTFZOMFG?!?!!

Yes? O_O
Would you happen to know where we could find... Captain Hairyburger? O_O

Dude in Pirate Hat: Arggg, that be I, lassy. O_O

Well, that's good. We're the shinobi from Konoha, sent here to protect your ship's unloading of crack. O_O

*drops out of tims mouth, drenched in blood and missing an arm*

are we there yet? :|

 

[Goro Kaguya]

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