Konoha's East Gate

[BishamonSama]

*a few yards away in the mist you hear a loud crashing sound, someone with metal boots stepping forward, and many steps following that someone*

*a person with spiky red hair, a large sword on his back, and a mask over the left side of his mouth steps out through the mist*

Yes, may I help you? -_O

Man: Yes. We'll be taking that crack now.

*a large army of dozens of people steps out from behind him*

And who do you think you are? -_O

Man: WHAT?! You've never heard of me?! I'm Mizuobi, one of swordsmen of the hidden mist, damnit!!

Great, then you shouldn't be too much of a problem. -_O

Sage, G, Hiruzen, you take on his little army. I'll take on the dude with the spiky hair.

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Thats hardcore Hiruzen....

O+++++++++++O

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*a few yards away in the mist you hear a loud crashing sound, someone with metal boots stepping forward, and many steps following that someone*

*a person with spiky red hair, a large sword on his back, and a mask over the left side of his mouth steps out through the mist*

Yes, may I help you? -_O

Man: Yes. We'll be taking that crack now.

*a large army of dozens of people steps out from behind him*

And who do you think you are? -_O

Man: WHAT?! You've never heard of me?! I'm Mizuobi, one of swordsmen of the hidden mist, damnit!!

Great, then you shouldn't be too much of a problem. -_O

Sage, G, Hiruzen, you take on his little army. I'll take on the dude with the spiky hair.

Give your best Sage, G, Sensei!

*kicks one of the pirates in the face, pulls him, brake his neck*

 

[BishamonSama]

*the dude draws his really big sword, and before he can take it all the way out, I dynamic entry him in the gut*

O_O
You're not that fast, are you?

Mizuobi: I wasn't ready, damnit!!! >:{

 

[Kaze..]

I think ive got a hangover

*goes sit on a rock*

 

[BishamonSama]

I think ive got a hangover

*goes sit on a rock*

*a bunch of pirates jump onto sage's back and start stabbing him*

 

[Goro Kaguya]

the mist....

THE MIST!..

*G rushes a group of the mist gangster*

I will kill everyone of you!

Pierce through flesh and bone,revealing all horror in your wake, Kill Dojigiri Yasutsuna


*Sword splits from handle, handle turns into a shield, that looks like a Triceratops skull. While the sword turns into Ominous looking Katana with an Purple aura around it*

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*the sword*

*He then slashes through all of the gangsters, slowly ripping them to shreds. Impaling a few on the hors on his shield*



*He is drenched in blood*

How's about that crack...

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*a dirty pirate comes to me with a broken bottle of rum as a weapon*

Pirate: Come here! I'm not gonna hurt ya!

*i give him a poke in the eye, and kick his leg, breaking it*

Pirate: Argh! I'm angry now!

Me: I call this move the "angry pirate"!

*finish him with a punch*

LMAO

 

[Kaze..]

*a bunch of pirates jump onto sage's back and start stabbing him*

*i use before they can jump on my back*

(Doton:Kouka)-Earth Style:Hardening

Typeefence
Range:Short
Chakra cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Descripton: Hardens users body to protect them from damage.

*i guess i got to fight*
*actives ms*

(Katon:Haisekishou)-Fire Style:Burning Ash Accumulation

Type:Attack
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra cost:30
Damage Points:60 (+10 damage if the opponet escapes before explotion do not calculate the 60 if he/she escape just the 10)
Descripton: user spits out a could of super hot ash which expoldes when the user clicks there teeth this jutsu will cause damage if you escape before it expoldes(damage is done to skin and lungs) .

*clicks teeth*
*kills half of the small army*

Genjutsu:Utakata)-Illusion Technique:Ephemeral

Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:20
Damage Points:40
Description:An illusion were the user simple pionts at the target and if the target glances at the pointing hand they fall into a genjutsu where they first see birds and then they turn to kunai that attack them.They are future damaged by being tortured by images of there friend insulting them.

 

[BishamonSama]

Mamorimasu, Awainaito!

*my zanpakuto extends to 5.5-feet long, and I gain a large green shield of raitsu on my left arm. my zanpakuto has a green aura about it*

Come, Swordsman!

Mizuobi: *draws a large sword, with lots of little sword extending from it*

*I fire a few slashes of raitsu at him, and charge alongside the blasts*

Mizuobi: *deflects the slashes, and jumps up into the air*

*jumps up infront of him, and kicks him in the head, then drop kicks him on the back of the head, sending him down to earth*

Mizuobi: *gets hit, but shoots out a tentacle of black raitsu at bishamon*

*slashes through it with my zanpakuto*

*lands*

Mizuobi: Not bad.

 

[Goro Kaguya]

*G faces sole remaining gangster of the group, he is shaking in his boots*

Gangster: I'm not afraid

G: No your dead.

(Hone Yaiba)- Bone Swords
• Rank: C
• Type: Attack
• Range: Short
• Chakra Cost: 20
• Damage Points: 30
• Description: The user creates two bone swords which are harder then steel and can be thrown or used as weapons.
• Note: This jutsu can only be used by Kaguya Clan members

*G cuts his head off*

Sensei, i need more bodies...lol

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*two pirates try to stab me, one from behind, one in front of me*

*i duck*

*they stab each other*

What's their IQ anyway?

 

[BishamonSama]

*G faces sole remaining gangster the group, he is shaking in his boots*

Gangster: I'm not afraid

G: No your dead.

(Hone Yaiba)- Bone Swords
? Rank: C
? Type: Attack
? Range: Short
? Chakra Cost: 20
? Damage Points: 30
? Description: The user creates two bone swords which are harder then steel and can be thrown or used as weapons.
? Note: This jutsu can only be used by Kaguya Clan members

*G cuts his head off*

Sensei, i need more bodies...lol

Mizuobi: *black tentacles go into each dead gangster, and they rise again, covered in a black aura*

That's interesting O_O

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Me: I call this move the "angry pirate"!

*finish him with a punch*

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[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Mizuobi: *black tentacles go into each dead gangster, and they rise again, covered in a black aura*

That's interesting O_O

Tentacles...? You've been watching too much hentai sensei...

ZOMBIES!

*i jump into the middle of a cirle of them and start doing some capoeira moves that kick them in their faces*

Me: I call this move the "angry pirate"!

*finish him with a punch*

LMAO

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LMAAAAAAAAAO!

 

[BishamonSama]

*I use the edge of my raitsu shield to cut the throat of mizuobi*

Mizuobi: *throat is slit* So? -.- *black aura covers him*

O_O I figured out their weakness. O_O

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Mizuobi: *black tentacles go into each dead gangster, and they rise again, covered in a black aura*

That's interesting O_O

Yes indeed. Dojigiri Let us add more blood to the lake...

*G starts to attack the newly formed Aura Zombie Gangsters*

 

[BishamonSama]

These guys are just like hollows.... with gigais. O_O

Just tap them with the butt of your zanpakuto. O_O

*taps mizuobi with my zanpakuto*

*he fades away*

O_O

Wow.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*i get into a bruce lee stance*

Come... I'll "angry pirate" every single one of you...

*I kick the floor and two blades come out of my shoes*

*kick them in their throats, cutting them*

These guys are just like hollows.... with gigais. O_O

Just tap them with the butt of your zanpakuto. O_O

*taps mizuobi with my zanpakuto*

*he fades away*

O_O

Wow.

That was easy...

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Tentacles...? You've been watching too much hentai sensei...

ZOMBIES!

*i jump into the middle of a cirle of them and start doing some capoeira moves that kick them in their faces*



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LMAAAAAAAAAO![/QUOTE]

that was so fucking funny got damn i've never read a motherfucking line that made me laugh so fucking hard

Oo shit i didn't get bleeped ....