War on Clowns

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There was World War I, World War II, the cold war, nam, the persian gulf, etc. There was even a War on Drugs. So, can the government get a "War on Clowns" going PLEASE??? I just spotted one of those clown mother****ers creeping around about 2 miles away from where I live.

Some backstory; It was late last night, maybe 2:00, 3:00, was driving back from my friends house who lives 1 town over from me. After we had a few drinks and I left. My car hit E, so I drove down a road that lead off the high way where I knew I could stop for gas; it was a low end gas station that was sort of in the middle of the woods and had one street light illuminating the road way every half mile or so. After I went inside in paid, I started pumping gas, and out of the corner of my eye I spotted someone jogging next to the road way, which was dark af. I didn't pay much attention to the guy until he got close enough to where the street light made him more visible, then I noticed he was wearing an industrial/janitor one piece and a clown mask. My ****ing heart DROPPED. This mother****er comes jogging at me, or at least towards the gas station, with no stopping.

"**** THE GAS", I put the pump back in the stand, and jump in my car as precaution; just to see if this clown guy was going to jog pass the gas station, or if he was going inside. NOPE, nope, nope. This clown mother****er comes at my car, so I drove the **** off. I'm not gonna wait and see what the hell he was going to try and do, I'm not scooby-doo.



These clowns are terrorist by definition! They terrorize the general public, and the government needs to start a war against these mother****ers. I heard about the clowns before, but I didn't pay them much attention, thinking that weird shit never happens where I live.. WRONG. Now that I'm making this post, I sort of feel bad for leaving the gas station clerk. I don't know if the clown went inside or kept on his path of terrorizing people on the side of the highway. Hopefully no murders show up in the morning news.
 

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I think this goes in RP section.
 

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You yourself are a clown though. :pkun:
 

kimb

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You yourself are a clown though. :pkun:

That's beside the point, these clowns are starting to become an issue in the U.S.
 

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The people are taking back Halloween now, clowns are getting shot!
 

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Clown lives matters

inb4 Pennywise wakes :elmo:
 

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comment is as bad as a meme as Itachi. Honestly, I'm not joke around. I don't want this to be written off as fake.

So did my comment rustle you as much as Itachi rustled your favorite?
 

kimb

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The people are taking back Halloween now, clowns are getting shot!

I can't imagine what would happen to all the kids walking house to house halloween night with all these clowns lurking everywhere.
 

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Where do you think you are?
Exactly. On an anime board.
We're in general discussions having a general discussion on the topic of clowns. That has nothing to do with anime. You should be capable enough to leave anime in anime discussion forums, but that topic seems to leak into all your social interactions.
 

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I can't imagine what would happen to all the kids walking house to house halloween night with all these clowns lurking everywhere.

It's going to be an interesting Halloween I tell ya lol
 

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Is that an axe the clown is holding now i know why i never liked clowns they're pure evil
 
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