War on Clowns

[Illuminater]

Why are people retaliating with violence. If I was a clown I'd sue the shit out of someone who shot at me or punched me. That's assault and it's not legal unless you're doing it in self defense.

 

[Illuminater]

And why drive away? That could've easily been a top 10 moment of your life.
Imagine he whips out a gun and shoots your tires. You try to drive away but you spin out of control. So you ditch the car and stop sprinting. The clowns start chasing you and you're literally running for you life jumping over fences and shit. Basically hide and go seek.