kimb
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There was World War I, World War II, the cold war, nam, the persian gulf, etc. There was even a War on Drugs. So, can the government get a "War on Clowns" going PLEASE??? I just spotted one of those clown mother****ers creeping around about 2 miles away from where I live.
Some backstory; It was late last night, maybe 2:00, 3:00, was driving back from my friends house who lives 1 town over from me. After we had a few drinks and I left. My car hit E, so I drove down a road that lead off the high way where I knew I could stop for gas; it was a low end gas station that was sort of in the middle of the woods and had one street light illuminating the road way every half mile or so. After I went inside in paid, I started pumping gas, and out of the corner of my eye I spotted someone jogging next to the road way, which was dark af. I didn't pay much attention to the guy until he got close enough to where the street light made him more visible, then I noticed he was wearing an industrial/janitor one piece and a clown mask. My ****ing heart DROPPED. This mother****er comes jogging at me, or at least towards the gas station, with no stopping.
"**** THE GAS", I put the pump back in the stand, and jump in my car as precaution; just to see if this clown guy was going to jog pass the gas station, or if he was going inside. NOPE, nope, nope. This clown mother****er comes at my car, so I drove the **** off. I'm not gonna wait and see what the hell he was going to try and do, I'm not scooby-doo.
These clowns are terrorist by definition! They terrorize the general public, and the government needs to start a war against these mother****ers. I heard about the clowns before, but I didn't pay them much attention, thinking that weird shit never happens where I live.. WRONG. Now that I'm making this post, I sort of feel bad for leaving the gas station clerk. I don't know if the clown went inside or kept on his path of terrorizing people on the side of the highway. Hopefully no murders show up in the morning news.
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