What's the first things you do in the morning?

[To Whatever]

Scratch my balls and go piss. Then shower and all that good stuff.

 

[Klassy]

brush my teeth/check garrison on wow/art

 

[xxsasukex]

stop my phone from alarming

 

[Mavs]

Have a smoke and a coffee then go to the gym.

 

[BlacLord™]

Scratch my balls and go piss. Then shower and all that good stuff.

Then do you play with your nips?

 

[To Whatever]

Then do you play with your nips?

Not mine.

 

[Funky Tiger]

brush my teeth, and struggle to piss in the toilet thanks to my morning wood

how tf do you guys not have morning wood

 

[Jack Spicer]

Always different.

 

[BlacLord™]

Not mine.

Ooh la la.

brush my teeth, and struggle to piss in the toilet thanks to my morning wood

how tf do you guys not have morning wood

Self-control you hormonal mofo.

 

[Zee Seh]

I wake up my roommates ._.

 

[Wabbit]

I sit up for a while, sometimes I take my phone and check mails and fb.
Drink water.
Brush
Shit
Shower
Eat
Off to somewhere or Internet.

I used to do yoga and pranayama but I am lazy and have odd patterns so I had to give up.

 

[Flakez]

Brush my teeth and take a shower. Unfortunately I'm far too lazy for excercising, workout etc. So none of that for me.

 

[Saikyokami]

step 1. Wake up @7am
step 2. go downstairs
step 3. Play 'Trove' / 'World of Warcraft' until about 12 noon
step 4 Watch Soap Operas
step 5, repeat step 3 until 9pm
step 6. eat dinner
step 7 take shower
step 7.5 brush teeth in shower
step 8 ferociously masturbate while sitting under air conditioner complete nude after getting out of shower.
step 9 Watch anime
step 10. Sleep until 7am

My entire day in a nutshell. (mon-thrus)
Yes, the very first thing I do is play games T.T or brush my teeth.. if i feel like it.

 

[Princess Kaguya]

I choose what to wear for the day and then head to the bathroom to brush my teeth and take a shower.

 

[Rozari]

Make my bed

 

[Hotaruko]

depends on days, usually starts with shower and/or yoga. breakfast if i have time.

 

[darkprince]

The first thing I do is to get out of my bed which is the most difficult thing or check the mobile to see what time it is.

 

[DroGGz0r]

If it's the morning after ***, I just smoke a cigarette and get back to sleep. (but it depends on the circumstances)

On usual mornings, brush my teeth, get a shower and then whatever happens.

 

[LustyLover]

I usually go fishing/swimming every morning if I can

 

[Jinrou]

The moment I open my eyes, I first try to ascertain what day it is before getting up to do the normal morning rituals.