What's the first things you do in the morning?

[BlacLord™]

What do you do first after you've gotten up in the morning?

As as for me, I do my daily yoga, meditation, pranayama and acupressure routines.




What about you?

 

[Madara the Solo King]

Brush my teeth and then hit the gym for 2 hours.

 

[Relostar Devil]

wow man you all do so much workout, the moment you wake up.
i brush my teeth and then think of what to do nxt.

 

[Desiigner]

Brush my teeth. Try to piss without breaking my ****, take a shower and go to school/practice/gym

 

[00Rinne]

I wake up!

Stare at the ceiling!

I'm alive!

It's a beautiful feeling. Thank Prime Creator for lettin me make it another day,take my morning piss,wash my hands, brush my gums an get the day started.

 

[Nagi]

I get up at 5 am to use the bathroom, then go back to bed. Once I'm up for good, I take my dog out. boot up the mac, do my bathroom business. Hit the refresh on this site to see anybody rely to my last night's comment. Check Yahoo news! Then go about my day!

 

[Ōkami]

I just wiggle it for about twenty minutes then I start the kettle.

 

[Melanin]

Go out on my balcony and smoke...

 

[BlacLord™]

Brush my teeth and then hit the gym for 2 hours.

Now that's gutsy.

Who needs to get dressed or washed when you've brushed your teeth?

 

[Exaar]

Wait for morning wood to go down, Then take a piss and a good old fart, Then Make myself a cuppa tea and some toast, Then i Feed and walk my dog.

 

[uhmusddy]

I eat some punani, nah mean?

 

[Pirate King]

shit then shower

 

[Babadook]

It takes a few mins to get to my senses...Then I read news, check mails, eat, drink, go to toilet, wash myself, say morning zikr, etc. (Those are not always in particular order, and some might be skipped, before I leave)...

 

[BlacLord™]

I eat some punani, nah mean?

Duuuude, that's so 1999.

 

[-Punk-]

Masturabate.
A smoke with a cold soda.
Brush my teeth.
And workout.

 

[TimothyTheTomato]

Lay there.

 

[uhmusddy]

Duuuude, that's so 1999.

I am Joey badass.

 

[BlacLord™]

Masturabate.
A smoke with a cold soda.
Brush my teeth.
And workout.

Do you do them all simultaenously?

 

[-Punk-]

Do you do them all simultaenously?

One by one of course Dx.

 

[BlacLord™]

One by one of course Dx.

Well that's a disappointing revelation.