I, Azazel of the House of Worms, first of my name, rightful king of Worm's Landing, promise thee, Erkerme ga Kell Fanclub, that I shall break free of the chains that hold us down. I shall lead you to victory in the name of our one true queen, Wormslut. I will take back what is ours with worms and blood. May those who dare to oppose our mighty house feel the wrath of a worm crawling deep under their skin. Rejoice my brethren, for the day I reclaim the seven kingdoms and my right as the only true king is near.
Winter is coming, but so is the army of worms.