Need romantic help

Jack Spicer

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Speaking from the POV of someone who actually lives in ny, certein areas get alot less snow than others. Like where i live compared to NYC.
Wow, I'm surprised. I always hear it's bad in NY. Thanks for the insight!

But it is COLD as dicks there. When I went earlier this year, I was freezing. It just so happened to be raining one night, so it sucked. Loved the state and city though. Nice place.

Okey here I go ...

Method 1 (Rather forward buy easy): Just hang out with her and when she is distracted, put the necklace on her and clasp it from the behind (Remember use protection) ...... u might also give her a hug and whisper Merry Christmas in her her ear softly.

Method 2: Just random ask her to ur home, then ask her to give judgement on a piece of jewelry you are planning to give someone and in that pretense make her try it on ..... and then reveal it that it is for her in proper romantic manner.

Method 3: Just wrap it and give it with a smile.

These methods are good. I'd do one of them.


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i cant believe how people are ready to judge whenever a member mentions having a girlfriend or something like that.!!

but im guessing OP is also just trolling cause he knows you cant expect real help in this place.!! lol

maybe just trying to get a good laugh out of this one..!!

if you are serious then i recommend following that guys help who said to slide it along the buttcracks.!!
lol.!!

god that was funny.!!
 

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"Because I got money to spend like that"

OP is a tool.
 

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Your first mistake was buying a necklace for girl who is not even close to being your girlfriend(probably.) . Can't be help now

.Give her the necklace as a Christmas present under the stars .

.Take her out & before the night ends give her the necklace .
 

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i cant believe how people are ready to judge whenever a member mentions having a girlfriend or something like that.!!

but im guessing OP is also just trolling cause he knows you cant expect real help in this place.!! lol

maybe just trying to get a good laugh out of this one..!!

if you are serious then i recommend following that guys help who said to slide it along the buttcracks.!!
lol.!!

god that was funny.!!

I'm not trolling though..
 

Jin Hayami

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Jin Hayamis tips for giving present:
1. Walk into girls house. If the door is locked kick that ***** open. Kicking in doors is the most badass option to gain entry to a building and chicks love badasses.
2. Throw present at girls face. Instinct will kick in and she will catch it. If she doesn't she's pretty uncoordinated and probably won't have athletic children.
3. Begin taking off clothes. Chicks dig naked dudes. You shouldn't be wearing a shirt anyway so this part should be easy.
4. ***.
4 1/2: if she dropped the gift leave and never come back.
5. Repeat until she gets pregnant or the jeweler tricks you into buying a wedding ring. That is a sign of the gods that your little buddies fun days are over.

And that is how I've managed to bag my smoking hot wife.

Seriously though just find an intimate spot. Come up behind her and put it on for her. Then say merry Christmas.
 

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Just give her the damn neckles and ask her if you could put it on her.
87% of all women think that a guy putting a necklace on her is extremly "ROMANTIC" and showes "DOMINANS" in a man.
 
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