Haha, I know right?XDI wouldn't trust this santa with my wish list.
I don't trust the normal Santa with my list. I lay traps for his fat ass every year to finally silence the Immortal Pedophile.I wouldn't trust this santa with my wish list.
Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘI don't trust the normal Santa with my list. I lay traps for his fat ass every year to finally silence the Immortal Pedophile.
I feel like I've heard this before....where'd you get this from?Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘ
Maybe you should add small amounts of untraceable poison. It will be very effective.Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘ
Nowhere that Im aware of XD I just typed itI feel like I've heard this before....where'd you get this from?
The fat man would smell it... he always smells it... this way is much more ironic.Maybe you should add small amounts of untraceable poison. It will be very effective.
I agreee.......the bijuus should act fine as raindeersI wouldn't trust this santa with my wish list.