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I don't trust the normal Santa with my list. I lay traps for his fat ass every year to finally silence the Immortal Pedophile.
Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘ
 
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Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘ
I feel like I've heard this before....where'd you get this from?
 

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Im way ahead of you on that one. See, the jolly old f*ck is too smart for conventional traps. So I've initiated a long term assault on the guy that is sure to win. Every year since I was a boy, I lay out a large plate of cookies and a large glass of milk and the next morning its all gone! The fat man will die of diabetes soon enough! ヘ(。□°)ヘ
Maybe you should add small amounts of untraceable poison. It will be very effective.
 
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