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Basic Information
Name: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Nickname: Zaph | Galactic President | The Best Bang since The Big One | Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe | One Hoopy Frood
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Clan: Souma no Ko ( or, to quote Zaphod, "The One with the Two Heads and Things, Baby" )
Looks:
Often cited as an example of how NOT to dress as a ninja, it seems a miracle to anyone who knows or has seen him that a vengeful god has not struck him down for causing irreparable damage to the beauties of this world - both referring to Nature and any humanoid female creations. His most common outfit is an outrageous pair of black sunglasses he can somehow see out of, buffed blond hair, a blinding grin, and a black leather jacket and pants with an extravagantly shiny belt buckle. Occasionally, Zaphod may "suit up" further by adding some shiny spangles to his outfit. Furthermore, he always has three of his four arms and both his heads out at the beginning of any battles.
Personality:
Zaphod is self-obsessed and considers every aspect of his situation purely on the basis of potential benefits to himself. He is highly untrustworthy and irresponsible, practiced as an ex-confidence trickster, and has restraining orders by irate females against him in all known villages, and probably some unknown ones too.
Left Brain ( more on him later ) is an antagonistic being who detests Zaphod, but works together with him in battle while using his non-contaminated brain to analyze situations while simultaneously spewing caustic remarks at Zaphod, who is generally oblivious to the whole thing.
Village Info.
Village of Birth: Unknown
Village of Alliance: Unknown. He's just a hoopy frood looking for love, and fun, and drinks.
Rank//Chakra Info.
Ninja Rank: Sage
Specialty: Cheating people, stealing things, concocting drinks ( generally alcoholic ), chasing females and fighting with himself.
Elements: All + 4 CE
Your ninjutsu:
See my CJ list.
Background Info.
History:
To understand this being known as Zaphod Beeblebrox, let's look at who he really is. Zaphod Beeblebrox is the collective name used to describe the two people inhabiting the same body, but Zaphod is also the name Zaphod uses to call himself, the main body that the other one ( who is incidentally called Left Brain ) inhabits. Confusing ? You bet.
Left Brain also insists on poking his head out of Zaphod's shoulder at the strangest of times, something that ruins infiltration as Zaphod Beeblebrox ( if the black leather jacket with spangles hasn't given him away already ) and hence Zaphod Beeblebrox carries a birdcage with him so that Zaphod can cover Left Brain's head with it and look like a weird bird-lover instead of a weird nutjob with two heads. Not that there's much difference.
About his actual ninja history, nothing is known about his beginnings. The world knew of Zaphod Beeblebrox only when they discovered there was some lunatic going around calling himself the Galactic President. And a badly-dressed lunatic too. So people ignored him for a bit, and then someone stole his ride ( a modified bicycle ) which got Zaphod angry and Left Brain snarky, therefore getting Zaphod Beeblebrox sna-gry or ang-ky, and then he rampaged randomly by groping every kunoichi he could find, leading the Ninja World to consider this lunatic an actual tangible threat. So they sent someone to apprehend him, and he called Zaphod a freak. This got him angrier, so he mind-screwed the man and then began his reign of psychosis until they gave him back his bicycle.
Other
Zaphod is the inventor of the most deadly drink in the universe. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. His bicycle is named the "Heart of Gold".
Picture
See above. Don't if you value sanity.
Theme Song and Background Music:
I'm Goofy Goober ~ Spongebob!!
Battles
Won: 0
Lost: 0
~ No, I'm not going to be actively fighting until later even with the new bio. This is just to unleash my creativity, and then fight with it later. Around a few months more. ~
~Approved~ schizo.
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