Zanji Uchiha vs Shodaime

[Nexus]

So Charly lost?

 

[Shodaime]

not yet..........i still have one more jutsu i dont have to do it with chakra

 

[Nexus]

Wich one????????????????????

 

[Zanji]

really? and what is that!

 

[Nidaime.]

Charly dats it Your Afuera

 

[Shodaime]

here we go shodaime jump dont let your oponent get behind u

Sennen Goroshi (One Thousand Years of Death),20 damage/ 10 chakra,
(A very simple Taijutsu technique with a very over-dramatised name. Forcefully plunges the user's fingers into the vicinity of the victim's rectal regions.When combined with explosive seals, it can even damage your stronger oponent in his semi transformed mode.)

i put a eplosion tag in it boom u cant moved

 

[Nidaime.]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Zanji]

WHAT!!!

jumps up and kicks backwards into shodaime's face......

 

[Shodaime]

u cant move ..now this is it

 

[Nexus]

sennen Goroshi is the funiest jutsu there is

Its not funny for the victim, but it is for everyone else...

 

[Zanji]

what is it?......ur not goin to.......

 

[CaptainKenpachi]

k..e...n...p..a..c....h...i....'..ss.. h..e...r..e.!
good luck zanji

 

[Shodaime]

ok here we go konoha slice with kunai

 

[TsunadeSama]

Sho, im here what do you need

 

[Zanji]

keep that kunai away from me....or else u will not like me......

 

[Nexus]

hi grandma Tsunade, how are you?

 

[Nidaime.]

Me 2 what u want

 

[Shodaime]

i slice ur eye with my kunai u forget u drop ur kunai during when u were flying with mylast justu

 

[TsunadeSama]

hi grandma Tsunade, how are you?

Great sonny how are you???

 

[Madara Uchiha]

ZANJI, FINSH IT WITH THAT LaST ICE JUTSU.....