Zanji and Tsunade (sparring)

[TsunadeSama]

(She kicks him in the FACE)

WATCH IT

 

[BishamonSama]

I, on the other hand, am strong.

*blocks tsunade's kick to the face with tongue*

*pushes her back with tongue*

 

[Zanji]

*teleports out of the way kicks Bishamon in the back of the head and teleports behind Tsunade to try and trip her*

that would have hurt my love

big time

 

[TsunadeSama]

HAAHAH your arms are noodley!!!!


Fine lets get serious!

Kage bushin no jutsu!!! (4 clones)

Oh which one am I???

 

[Zanji]

I, on the other hand, am strong.

*blocks tsunade's kick to the face with tongue*

*pushes her back with tongue*

*makes an Ice blade and Shoves it up Bishamons ass and throws him away*

 

[Sasuke Uchiha.]

Hmmm Yeah game i love games c mom zanji prove that u are a UCHIHA!!!!

 

[BishamonSama]

*teleports out of the way kicks Bishamon in the back of the head

*blocks kick with hair*

....wasn't much force to it

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*teleports out of the way kicks Bishamon in the back of the head and teleports behind Tsunade to try and trip her*

that would have hurt my love

big time

-_-*
FIGHT FOR REAL U LITTLE GIRL!

Spoiler

 

[BishamonSama]

*makes an Ice blade and Shoves it up Bishamons ass and throws him away*

*grasps blade with ass and hurdles zanji 500 feet away*

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*makes an Ice blade and Shoves it up Bishamons ass and throws him away*

U FIGHT SERIOUS WITH BIO NOW FIGHT SERIOUSLY WITH TSUNADE!

Spoiler

 

[BishamonSama]

O_O
....where do you want that ice blade??

 

[Zanji]

ENOUGH THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND TSUNADE...........now go........


alright my love lets see u have four clones huh.....

*kage Bunshin No Jutsu (shadow clone jutsu)x4*

3 clones teleports to three of u and all punch them

1 teleport behind the other one and kick it in the back



I am sorry if this is the real u love

 

[Yoshitsune]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith.......................forum Style

 

[BishamonSama]

ENOUGH THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND TSUNADE...........now go........


alright my love lets see u have four clones huh.....

*kage Bunshin No Jutsu (shadow clone jutsu)x4*

3 clones teleports to three of u and all punch them

1 teleport behind the other one and kick it in the back



I am sorry if this is the real u love

Lol

*tsunade barely flinches*

 

[TsunadeSama]

OH its okay HONEY

(she grabs his leg before it hits her in the back and he lands on his back; she puts his foot up on his chest)

Well? When are you going to get serious??

 

[Yoshitsune]

Ohhhhh.zanji....u Just Got Pwned

 

[BishamonSama]

I have an idea.

Spoiler

steroids

I'll go now

 

[Zanji]

OUCH!!!!...........my leg isnt supposed to bend like that *teleports out of her grip*

HEY BISHAMON all four uses *Hyoton: Daikokuryubo Fusetsu (Ice Release: Double Black Dragon Outburst) and they chase Bishamon away*

alright *teleports next to Tsunade and kicks her side*

 

[BishamonSama]

Ok, here's a cool one:

*the eight ice dragons race toward bishamon*
*bishamon with his head down*
*the dragons are about to hit him*
*at the last second, with lightning fast speed, bishamon draws his katana and slashes them away with Hien Variant Katon*
*the dragons go careening into a mountain which, of course, explodes*

SHOWER TIME!!

 

[TsunadeSama]

AGH!!!

*sniffle*

that hurt honey................*sniffle*...............why would you do that to me??

*sniffle*